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Title: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 09, 2012, 06:42:38 PM
DUmmy PCIntern graces us with one of the worst bouncy tales in a long, long time:
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Thu Aug 9, 2012, 07:20 PM
PCIntern (12,661 posts)

A funny thing happened at the dental office today:
At about 8 AM my receptionist came in thru the front door with a reception room full of patients (we start at 6:30, and no, we don't call it a 'waiting room'). She was clearly agitated and perturbed. I asked her in front of everyone, "What's the matter?", fearful that I was going to have a VERY LONG DAY. She replied, "I just tried to have a healthcare discussion with a Republican, and it was no use." I replied, "You should know by now not to bother; it's like peeing into the wind." The whole room erupted in laughter. I said, "Good. No Republicans this early in the morning - I'm trying to keep my breakfast down by not becoming too agitated first thing." More laughter. And off to work I went!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021101613   


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Thu Aug 9, 2012, 07:24 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (97,231 posts)
2. Great story, my dear PCIntern!

Ya done good!


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Thu Aug 9, 2012, 07:27 PM
pnwmom (39,389 posts)
4. Do you live in blue country? Was it just a coincidence that the room was full of non-Republicans,

or do you screen your patients?


 


 

Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Texacon on August 09, 2012, 06:47:13 PM
WOW! That was horrible.

KC
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Mike220 on August 09, 2012, 06:48:55 PM
0 bongs.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: miskie on August 09, 2012, 06:51:26 PM
ProCtology Intern needs to stop making up stories while peering inside of gaping anuses.

Oh, wait - that isn't his job, but his hobby ?

Nevermind...  
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Skul on August 09, 2012, 06:51:44 PM
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The whole room erupted in laughter
One bong.  :stoner:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Bad Dog on August 09, 2012, 06:52:26 PM
Unclever retorts from an unclever retard.  Waste of electrons.
Title: Re: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Freeper on August 09, 2012, 06:55:48 PM
For ****s face that was horrible.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: ChuckJ on August 09, 2012, 06:57:53 PM
I think this DUmmie has almost created more fake stories than Bouncy Ball. Maybe he's trying to get a lie named after him?

edit to add: I'm friends with my dentist. He'll talk about the stupidity of democrats when he's away from the office. He's never made a political statement when I've been at his office.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Carl on August 09, 2012, 06:59:28 PM
That is the stupidest thing the idiot has ever posted.
So much that is beyond belief (opens at 6:30  ::)) yet these dolts lap it up.

Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Mike220 on August 09, 2012, 07:01:49 PM
I think this DUmmie has almost created more fake stories than Bouncy Ball. Maybe he's trying to get a lie named after him?

edit to add: I'm friends with my dentist. He'll talk about the stupidity of democrats when he's away from the office. He's never made a political statement when I've been at his office.

What would we call it? Bouncy Ball to bouncy was easy. PCIntern doesn't really lend itself to the same treatment. "Janitor" maybe? Or a "moppy?"
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: EagleKeeper on August 09, 2012, 07:18:46 PM
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Thu Aug 9, 2012, 07:20 PM
PCIntern (12,661 posts)

A funny thing happened at the dental office today:
At about 8 AM my receptionist came in thru the front door with a reception room full of patients (we start at 6:30, and no, we don't call it a 'waiting room'). She was clearly agitated and perturbed. I asked her in front of everyone, ]Yeah, that's what I would do.customer relations and all that"What's the matter?", fearful that I was going to have a VERY LONG DAY. She replied, "I just tried to have a healthcare discussion with a Republican, and it was no use. Customer relations work again, certainly I would encourage my staff to engage my customers in politics" I replied, "You should know by now not to bother; it's like peeing into the wind." The whole room erupted in laughter.Classic bouncy material I said, "Good. No Republicans this early in the morning - I'm trying to keep my breakfast down by not becoming too agitated first thing."Customer relations rearing its ugly head again More laughter. And off to work I went! And he sticks the dismount!

It's too short, he should have put in a little more effort just for entertainment purposes.

It's a fairly lame effort but I give it 1 bong for the nod to the classical form.

 :stoner:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 09, 2012, 07:25:44 PM
I'm working on a treatment based on PCIntern. It would be about the adventures of a dentist and his wacky patients who shares an office space with a psychologist named Bob.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on August 09, 2012, 07:37:22 PM
I'm working on a treatment based on PCIntern. It would be about the adventures of a dentist and his wacky patients who shares an office space with a psychologist named Bob.

And a proctologist named Dick?
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2012, 07:40:00 PM
:bouncy:
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Airwolf on August 09, 2012, 07:46:58 PM
Negative ten on the Bong a Meter.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: shadeaux on August 10, 2012, 12:38:50 AM
Yeah, he bad.   :whatever:

Speaking of wind, let a little hair blower named Irene visit and watch Mr. Bad cry like a baby.  I know he peed his pants that night !   :rotf: 
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 10, 2012, 01:43:08 AM
I guess you could probably count the first time the room erupted into laughter as her adoring fans, that would also count for people around her listening tentatively, and her asking the question in front of everybody as her raising her voice a little. And you can count the second time the room erupted in laughter as her getting a round of applause as she walked out the door.

As for the rest. There is no converting hundreds to vote for oabama, and no one jumping out of the bushes. Well, that is a dentist office so they would have jumped out their chair with their mouth filled with gauze and a suction tube, and drool dripping onto the towel hanging around their neck as they shook her hand.

I give it one bong for effort. She needs to work on it a little bit more. I almost believe her. Then, I also almost believed obama as well.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: MrsSmith on August 10, 2012, 05:09:58 AM
I think this DUmmie has almost created more fake stories than Bouncy Ball. Maybe he's trying to get a lie named after him?

edit to add: I'm friends with my dentist. He'll talk about the stupidity of democrats when he's away from the office. He's never made a political statement when I've been at his office.
At least Bouncy was entertaining...   ::)
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 10, 2012, 06:27:40 AM
WOW! That was horrible.

KC

Yeah, it was, but:

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 Response to PCIntern (Original post)
Thu Aug 9, 2012, 07:27 PM
pnwmom (39,389 posts)
4. Do you live in blue country? Was it just a coincidence that the room was full of non-Republicans, or do you screen your patients?

was kinda funny.

I give it one bong for effort. She needs to work on it a little bit more. I almost believe her. Then, I also almost believed obama as well.

Slap yourself.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 10, 2012, 06:40:30 AM
I'm working on a treatment based on PCIntern. It would be about the adventures of a dentist and his wacky patients who shares an office space with a psychologist named Bob.


(http://www.jeffco.ca/chrspecials/wp-content/gallery/the-bob-newhart-show-his-busiest-season/bob-newhart-show-his-busiest-season-13.jpg)
They're Democrats, Bob.  They're all stupid.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 10, 2012, 07:09:23 AM
Slap yourself.  :-)

I did, multiple times  :-)
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Karin on August 10, 2012, 07:30:46 AM
Someone had a smart remark to make:

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Response to flossie bobbsey (Reply #7)
Thu Aug 9, 2012, 08:32 PM
 PCIntern (12,664 posts)
8. "Welcome to DU". Nt
 

 :lmao:

No professional would ever say such a thing; and a medical professional would not say "peeing into the wind."  It suggests extremely unsanitary conditions.  And then he insult half or more of the the population.  He identifies his location as Center City Philly. 
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 10, 2012, 08:45:17 AM
I did, multiple times  :-)

I can't claim omniscience on the bastard either.  I actually looked into the SOB during the run-up to 2008.  I admit it, I was Bush fatigued, but I did know that McLame (pre-Palin) was the answer to nothing.  Funny thing, here I am in Illinois (Southern....sane part) and I didn't know squat about the  :censored: :censored: :censored: er.

Wondering whether or not I could, in good conscience, pull the lever for Juan; I checked the Marxist out.  Well, about eight hours internet research later, I knew all I wanted to know about Jugears, I thought.  :hammer:

He was worse, of course.  What ever possessed me to even consider a Democrat......

 :argh:  :hammer: :hammer:  :argh:

I had to have a good talking to myself.  So, after numerous cases of:

(http://www.10to1.com/Images/User_Images/List_Item_Images/10to1-8776724.jpg)

I felt much better.  :naughty:

Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: obumazombie on August 10, 2012, 09:19:21 AM
How high did the bouncy bounce ?
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Karin on August 10, 2012, 09:20:00 AM
That's my beer, 98Z.  I drink none other.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Mike220 on August 10, 2012, 09:26:33 AM
That's my beer, 98Z.  I drink none other.

Good choice.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: BEG on August 10, 2012, 09:34:14 AM
I want to see a picture of him.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: RWKindaGuy on August 10, 2012, 09:38:00 AM
I think this DUmmie has almost created more fake stories than Bouncy Ball. Maybe he's trying to get a lie named after him?

edit to add: I'm friends with my dentist. He'll talk about the stupidity of democrats when he's away from the office. He's never made a political statement when I've been at his office.

I'm not personal friends with my dentist, but I've known him for a very long time.  I can assure you that he has never talked politics in the waiting area, ever.  It would be completely unprofessional, and likely to lose him some patients.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 10, 2012, 09:41:17 AM
Labatt Blue, Land Shark, Corona and Miller lite are the best beers. It is a shame that I don't drink anymore -> Recovering Alcoholic.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 10, 2012, 09:43:45 AM
Labatt Blue, Land Shark, Corona and Miller lite are the best beers. It is a shame that I don't drink anymore -> Recovering Alcoholic.

I also am in recovery, and I tended towards Sam Adams and Saranac when I drank.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: RWKindaGuy on August 10, 2012, 09:43:54 AM
I want to see a picture of him.

(http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.215412920.jpg)

Close as I could get.
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: BEG on August 10, 2012, 11:40:28 AM
(http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.215412920.jpg)

Close as I could get.

H5 made me laugh
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: Randy on August 10, 2012, 01:18:18 PM
It's too short, he should have put in a little more effort just for entertainment purposes.

It's a fairly lame effort but I give it 1 bong for the nod to the classical form.

 :stoner:


You gave one for the nod but you'd have to subtract a half of that for missing the "So" at the beginning.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: delilahmused on August 10, 2012, 02:45:15 PM
SO, I see he forgot the cop there for he 9:30am non-0bamacare union insurance funded 6 month teeth cleaning. Of course, he was standing behind the shrub, thus requiring him to jump out from behind it and arrest the guy for being belligerent and Republican.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmpmonkey PCIntern Finishes Mopping And Spins A Lame Bouncy
Post by: dandi on August 10, 2012, 03:55:25 PM
Sounds like a scene written for a bad sitcom.

Zero bongs.