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Title: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 09, 2012, 09:46:00 AM
According to my boyfriend.   :whatever:  A few weeks ago, he was perusing an internet forum, most likely a VW diesel forum, or it could have been a gun forum, or a beer forum, or a build-your-own smoker/grill forum.  He lurks on many some such forums, but never signs up for any of them. 

So.....he notes aloud that a poster had 11K posts, and stated that person must be a loser to accumulate 11K posts on an internet forum.  I glanced at my count here at the time, as I was logged in and racking up posts towards that 11K and saw I didn't have too long to make that mark myself. 

There you have it.  I am officially a loser.  I don't know how he is gonna take the news.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Undies on August 09, 2012, 09:50:16 AM
If it makes you feel any better, half of them didn't make any sense anyway.   :tongue:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 09:50:40 AM
Your loss is our gain.

Take that, Tots' BF. Read 'em and weep.  :-)
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: njpines on August 09, 2012, 09:50:57 AM
Nah . . . you're a winner, Tots!!

and Hi5 to ya!   :yahoo:

oh, and a beer

(http://www.bronxalehouse.com/ordereze/images/items/IMAGE5.JPG)
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Ballygrl on August 09, 2012, 09:53:32 AM
:lmao: and Congrats!
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 09, 2012, 09:54:03 AM
There you have it.  I am officially a loser. 

You make people laugh, smile, and feel good on a daily basis.  The world needs more losers like you!
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 09, 2012, 09:54:37 AM
Woohoo, Beer for all y'all!

  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 09:58:37 AM
Woohoo, Beer for all y'all!

  :cheersmate:

I don't drink, dammit.  :rant:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: njpines on August 09, 2012, 10:01:43 AM
I don't drink, dammit.  :rant:

Just for you, Euph

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f2kqw3tdCG0/SVWXWBQCa1I/AAAAAAAAAig/xyyKPn6EU3Y/s400/apple-bacon+pie+002.JPG)
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Undies on August 09, 2012, 10:03:21 AM
I don't drink, dammit.  :rant:

I don't either.  You wanna go out behind the garage and light up a doobie?
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: jtyangel on August 09, 2012, 10:06:49 AM
Tell him free  :cheersmate: was involved. He'll understand.  :-)
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 10:57:54 AM
Just for you, Euph

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f2kqw3tdCG0/SVWXWBQCa1I/AAAAAAAAAig/xyyKPn6EU3Y/s400/apple-bacon+pie+002.JPG)

 :drool:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 10:58:39 AM
I don't either.  You wanna go out behind the garage and light up a doobie?

WTF's a doobie? Is that one of them brothers I heard of back in the Seventies?

 :stoner:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2012, 11:00:37 AM
Beer is healthy.  You need it to cut some of the fat and cholesterol from that bacon.
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 09, 2012, 11:01:46 AM
Hi5s for all y'all, even you Euph.  You will have to settle for NJ's bacon pie.  Undies, I am coming back here in an hour to Hi5 you again.  Doobies behind the garage.  Ahhhhh....memories.   :whistling:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Undies on August 09, 2012, 11:02:51 AM
WTF's a doobie? Is that one of them brothers I heard of back in the Seventies?

 :stoner:

Ya know. A joint.  Rolled from a lid.
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 11:12:16 AM
Ya know. A joint.  Rolled from a lid.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6wV7rAKMNE[/youtube]
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Undies on August 09, 2012, 11:18:04 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6wV7rAKMNE[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qThH2zmcDvM[/youtube]
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Traveshamockery on August 10, 2012, 06:37:09 AM
A loser with 11K posts?  That's not losing, that's winning! 

BTW - I love it when you all post these hilarious videos.  Let's just say I have not been a big movie buff and my husband tends to use a lot of movie lines and is flabbergasted when I don't get it. 

I just started playing the "Dave's Not Here" video with my husband in the room and he's laughing his ass off. No, I've never seen the movie.   :loser:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: jtyangel on August 10, 2012, 06:41:29 AM
Hi5s for all y'all, even you Euph.  You will have to settle for NJ's bacon pie.  Undies, I am coming back here in an hour to Hi5 you again.  Doobies behind the garage.  Ahhhhh....memories.   :whistling:

Stoner! :-)
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 10, 2012, 07:52:55 AM
Stoner! :-)

My record is sealed.  You can't prove anything.   O-)

ETA: JTY, thanks for posting that quote, had to go back and give Undies that extra Hi5.  :)
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Eupher on August 10, 2012, 07:57:37 AM
My record is sealed.  You can't prove anything.   O-)

Who the hell says she wants to prove anything? She just wants a hit!  :lmao:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: jtyangel on August 10, 2012, 08:00:40 AM
Who the hell says she wants to prove anything? She just wants a hit!  :lmao:

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: njpines on August 10, 2012, 08:43:16 AM
Who the hell says she wants to prove anything? She just wants a hit!  :lmao:

Quit bogarting that joint, man!  :stoner:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 10, 2012, 09:12:07 AM
Quit bogarting that joint, man!  :stoner:


Righteous!
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: obumazombie on August 10, 2012, 09:16:02 AM
It's not the posts that make a loser, it's views without posts.
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 10, 2012, 09:19:10 AM
It's not the posts that make a loser, it's views without posts.

I like the way you think.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: obumazombie on August 10, 2012, 09:20:30 AM
I like the way you think.   :cheersmate:

Of course, that's what makes us bestest forum buddies. Take that CactusCarlos !
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 10, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
Of course, that's what makes us bestest forum buddies. Take that CactusCarlos !

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 10, 2012, 09:25:35 AM
Of course, that's what makes us bestest forum buddies. Take that CactusCarlos !

 :rotf:

H5 for making me laugh!
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 10, 2012, 07:12:02 PM
:rotf:

H5 for making me laugh!

H5 for laughing!
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Thor on August 11, 2012, 01:48:13 AM
Quit bogarting that joint, man!  :stoner:

[youtube=425,350]EvGJvzwKqg0[/youtube]
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: Thor on August 11, 2012, 01:51:40 AM
I can neither confirm nor deny the ongoings at the North side of the parking lot at North Garland High School..... :whistling:

;)
Title: Re: I am officially a loser....
Post by: IassaFTots on August 11, 2012, 08:20:36 AM
I can neither confirm nor deny the ongoings at the North side of the parking lot at North Garland High School..... :whistling:

;)


I would never ask you to.  :-)