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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on August 08, 2012, 04:13:36 PM
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Rock Island police arrested a man found naked and covered in cooking spray early Monday in the downtown area.
Officers responded to the call of a naked man at
3:27 a.m. in the 2200 block of 3rd Avenue, where they found him carrying a pair of shorts.
Rock Island Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen said the man, Chad William Forber, 41, of Blue Grass, told officers he had taken off his shorts because they were too big and would not stay on. ...
link (http://qctimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/ri-police-arrest-man-found-naked-and-covered-in-crisco/article_49279f1c-e105-11e1-b99f-0019bb2963f4.html)
Good job they caught him before he slipped away.
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Apparently he was only half baked... :-)
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Good grief, another arrest in the naked city!
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I hope they fry his ass.
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Oh Thank God!!
For once it wasn't some idiot from Tennessee!!!
Bet he was a hit in the jail showers.....
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Must'a been like the pig wrestling event at the rodeo.
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He was from Iowa!
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The article comments are pretty funny....
Crisco from a can?!?! Show some class! Everybody knows that you lather yourself in lard to party!
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He had been assaulted and battered.
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ALERT,ALERT
Rumors going around around say the Muslim manufactures of clothing have found a way to alter the clothing so anyone that drinks alcohol will feel a need to get rid of them.
So far we only have two victims of the clothing, a well known singer and a unknown male that to stop the itching had to resort to Crisco.
Stay tuned as this may in fact sweep the country. Who will be next, Were these two men the first to bring to light a Terrorist plot to bring in the laws of Islam ?????
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It was a religious thing. He is a friar.
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It was a religious thing. He is a friar.
You need to be punished.
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Ester! Is that you, honey?
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What a lardass
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You need to be punished.
Yes, I know.
Thank you! :-)
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What a lardass
Gina, how old was this man, the one with the Crisco ????
You are too young to remember the 1960 - 1980 when Swingers covered the rugs with plastic and had Crisco or Evoo party's,--------- Then there were the Jello parties in the cold Hot tubs, not good to try at home, to messy.
Looking through the search on my PC I have found some odd uses for Crisco, it was used for years in place of cold cream to remove make up from performers faces. Used in the 30 ies for a photo shoot to show a gleaming healthy body shot.
Seems at one time women before the conditioner came out would spread this in their hair for an hour or two then wash it.
Crisco was at one time pure, now they have added crap to make butter flavored stuff. If they make it bacon flavored then the old Crisco party's would come back.
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Gina, how old was this man, the one with the Crisco ????
You are too young to remember the 1960 - 1980 when Swingers covered the rugs with plastic and had Crisco or Evoo party's,--------- Then there were the Jello parties in the cold Hot tubs, not good to try at home, to messy.
Looking through the search on my PC I have found some odd uses for Crisco, it was used for years in place of cold cream to remove make up from performers faces. Used in the 30 ies for a photo shoot to show a gleaming healthy body shot.
Seems at one time women before the conditioner came out would spread this in their hair for an hour or two then wash it.
Crisco was at one time pure, now they have added crap to make butter flavored stuff. If they make it bacon flavored then the old Crisco party's would come back.
Does penicillin even work for you anymore?
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Does penicillin even work for you anymore?
She's a carrier and harbors the virus deep, deep inside of her.
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Does penicillin even work for you anymore?
Oh crap I am allergic to penicilien, have been as a child.
Are you thinking I have crotch rot ????? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Oh crap I am allergic to penicilien, have been as a child.
Are you thinking I have crotch rot ????? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Brain herpes. It's incurable. And you have it bad -- real bad.
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Brain herpes. It's incurable. And you have it bad -- real bad.
Oh hell! :lol:
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You need to be punished.
:rofl:
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Oh crap I am allergic to penicilien, have been as a child.
Are you thinking I have crotch rot ????? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Na...............crickets.
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Does penicillin even work for you anymore?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
H5
(so glad you're back!)
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He had been assaulted and battered.
:lmao:
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No, no, no. He was supposed to use lard.
Everyone knows that Crisco is shortening!
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Does penicillin even work for you anymore?
:cheersmate:
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Read the entire story. It looks like someone has been reading Omaha Steve!
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Read the entire story. It looks like someone has been reading Omaha Steve!
With a crisco neckbeard ?
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Na...............crickets.
:lmao:Bloomer crickets...never had them but if you have them, can you fish with'em.
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It was a religious thing. He is a friar.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Verry Punny.