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Title: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 07, 2012, 04:48:13 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021089958

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Pssst, Lurch....

....the ****ing StiffTM here's a stick up your ass:

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/

Yeah, that's right, you ****ing walking wad of ****, Nate Silver is showing a 70.2% probability that the President is going to win the election (up 6.2% since July 30th, ****stain), which means inspite of your wealthy **** buddies flinging money at your moribund, incompetent campaign it ain't working.

Wanna know why, assclown? Because nobody likes you and your ****ing cash 'advantage' in buying ad time (filled with pablum that makes the simplistic thoughts of a five-year old seem profound) is offset by the cresting tidal wave of revelations about your ****ing posing life, your ****ing offshore accounts, your ****ing tax dodges, and your ****ing sociopathic view of 'you people.'

Once the President buries you in November you should mount Alpaca/Alfalfa (the losing prom pony) with Horsey WifeTM, Skittles the Blow Dried DogTM and the Sons of CowardiceTM and ride your ****ing waste of zygotes into the ****ing sunset.

Go **** yourself, shitstain.
Title: Re: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: DLR Pyro on August 07, 2012, 04:51:15 PM
There's a lot of anger in that boy
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Airwolf on August 07, 2012, 04:51:40 PM
And yet more people are donating money to Mitt then to Barry the big eared assclown. I want to see what he has to say after November when Prezzy Big ears has to move out in January.
Title: Re: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 07, 2012, 04:51:53 PM
There's a lot of anger in that boy

Maybe it's the ghey.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: BEG on August 07, 2012, 05:08:09 PM
And yet more people are donating money to Mitt then to Barry the big eared assclown. I want to see what he has to say after November when Prezzy Big ears has to move out in January.

I'm one of them...twice.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 07, 2012, 05:13:22 PM
Maybe this guy needs a ghey hug.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 07, 2012, 05:14:52 PM
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Pssst, Lurch....

....the ****ing StiffTM here's a stick up your ass:

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/

Yeah, that's right, you ****ing walking wad of ****, Nate Silver is showing a 70.2% probability that the President is going to win the election (up 6.2% since July 30th, ****stain), which means inspite of your wealthy **** buddies flinging money at your moribund, incompetent campaign it ain't working.

Wanna know why, assclown? Because nobody likes you and your ****ing cash 'advantage' in buying ad time (filled with pablum that makes the simplistic thoughts of a five-year old seem profound) is offset by the cresting tidal wave of revelations about your ****ing posing life, your ****ing offshore accounts, your ****ing tax dodges, and your ****ing sociopathic view of 'you people.'

Once the President buries you in November you should mount Alpaca/Alfalfa (the losing prom pony) with Horsey WifeTM, Skittles the Blow Dried DogTM and the Sons of CowardiceTM and ride your ****ing waste of zygotes into the ****ing sunset.

Go **** yourself, shitstain.

This is gonna be so much fun when they loose by a landslide.
Title: Re: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 07, 2012, 05:15:00 PM
Nate Silver is certainly in the bag for Obama.  That being said, his blog is well done, and his statistical work is top notch.  If Romney legitimately takes the lead, Silver will post it.  70% chance in early August?  Bfd....I'll be worried in late October, not now.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Carl on August 07, 2012, 05:18:26 PM
Nate Silver?

I guess this guy does not follow politics as he would know that Nates predictions flow with the weekly whatever polls.
In 2010 there was no doubt at all from June on that Chris Gibson would be elected as Congressman in my district over incumbent Scott Murphy (D).
Still Silver had Murphy up until about 2 weeks before the election.
 
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Undies on August 07, 2012, 05:20:53 PM
IK didn't read more than the opening lines, so tell me, what did John Kerry do to this DUmmie goon?
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: thundley4 on August 07, 2012, 05:21:38 PM
Why is the DUmmie so upset with John Effin Kerry?  Does his wife have horses?  Is he even running this year?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Skul on August 07, 2012, 05:35:17 PM
Sayeth the right seat rider of a turd hearse.  :rotf:
The lad has been sampling the blue-juice again.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Undies on August 07, 2012, 05:38:25 PM
Why is the DUmmie so upset with John Effin Kerry?  Does his wife have horses?  Is he even running this year?  :shrug:

Hey.  I work alone.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: dane on August 07, 2012, 05:40:16 PM
These DUmmies that write screeds such as this one don't really believe the folks to whom they are addressed see them, do they?  Really?

Or is it simply posturing for the other DUmmies so they can get their post counts up, and maybe pick up an 'attaboy' or two along the way.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: dandi on August 07, 2012, 05:53:55 PM
The Flying Prophylactic.

He's this way every time he returns from one of his Fire Island vacations. You know, the ones where him and a bunch of "bears" rent a beach house for a week of fine wine and anal lube tasting.

He always comes back broke, bowlegged and with a raging case of hemorrhoids. Then he purges himself with one of these slobbering rants and he feels better 'til the next trip. 
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 07, 2012, 06:35:00 PM
What the hell is he talking about?  I just don't understand his rant.  Why so angry?
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: diesel driver on August 07, 2012, 06:44:46 PM
What the hell is he talking about?  I just don't understand his rant.  Why so angry?

Sounds to me he's pissed off at John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam) for some reason.

Maybe he got hold of a bad batch of ketchup.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 07, 2012, 06:54:42 PM
Speaking of ketchup, my daughter rolled out of bed and came into the bathroom when I was in the shower.  It was about 3:45am and she said, "I want ketchup"  It was just really weird.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: jukin on August 07, 2012, 06:56:11 PM
Romney 356/182 electoral, 55/44 popular.

The above will be called a squeaker by the big gov totalitarians and the MSM (BIRM). Just like 2010 was nothing and only proved that the people were still with the donks and 0bama.
Title: Re: Pssst, Lurch.... (all aboard the H8 train!)
Post by: Bad Dog on August 07, 2012, 09:06:16 PM
Me thinks mommy ran out of the little marshmallows for his cocoa.