The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Dixie*Darling on May 22, 2008, 04:20:25 AM
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The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, " God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
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I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, but have you priced a new H-D? Yikes.
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I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, but have you priced a new H-D? Yikes.
Back in my riding days (bitch seat only) they weren't over priced yuppie status symbols.
Yuppie !?! I haven't used that word in ages! :rotf:
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I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, but have you priced a new H-D? Yikes.
Back in my riding days (bitch seat only) they weren't over priced yuppie status symbols.
Yuppie !?! I haven't used that word in ages! :rotf:
They fixed everything that was wrong with them. Now they cost a fortune.
The small ones start at $8k (new). The mid-sized and large ones can run up to $15k and $30k.
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Good times ...
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6571/frances2um7.jpg)
My sister had a Sporty. BIL rode a Wide Glide (huge bike!)
The guy I dated rode a '79 FLH.
Lots of fun at rallies; Cherokee, Myrtle Beach, Daytona.
Some of it I actually remember!
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I remember when I had my last bike. I was riding to the Cumberland Gap (the area around Smokey Mountain Natn'l Park). I was 23 and riding my Honda 700. I stopped at the Hardees in McMinville, TN and met up with the guy who had passed me on the way into town. The guy was in his 70's and built like a ton of bricks. He had a Yamaha Virago and outran me by 20 mph.
Riding a motorcycle is great fun... you meet with all sorts of people.
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I really miss riding.
It does have a way of knocking the cobwebs outta your head!
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"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, " God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
This maybe sacreligious.
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2mm5l5c.jpg)
I'm looking into it.
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I'm sorry but the whole story is flawed. It is SIR Arthur.
Blasphemers.
KC