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Title: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: Bluesuiter-Retired on May 22, 2008, 04:14:23 AM
http://www.drudgereport.com/

One sign of someone with a major problem with alcohol is a very red nose.  Take a gander at the picture posted on the Drudge Report paying particular attention to his nose.
Title: Re: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2008, 04:36:54 AM
Oh, I dunno.

It's true that generally a rough ruddy complexion as that currently possessed by the Impeached One is a symptom of heavy drinking, but not necessarily always.  Some people are just born with that sort of complexion, or with a complexion that as one ages, develops that way.

On the flip side of the coin, the Bostonian Drunkard boasts a soft, flaccid, greasy, pale-white complexion, and there's no doubt the alcoholic credentials of the Bostonian Drunkard.

The Bostonian Drunkard betrays much in his boryborygmia, his constant involuntary flatulence--he's not anybody one would like to sit next to, on an airplane--which usually but not always is another symptom of alcoholism, although not as often as with this ruddy complexion thing.

The skumbag primitive, the IanDB1 primitive, the magnanimous non-benefactor, the inventor of that really stupid SUPPORT THE TROOPS ribbon, the rectal aperture who holds his vehicle together with Hate-filled bumper-stickers, similarly is afflicted with boryborygmia in real life, but one can't determine for sure if he's an alcoholic or not; only that one doesn't want to be downwind of him.
Title: Re: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: formerlurker on May 22, 2008, 04:39:50 AM
He has a heart problem so I would guess no. 
Title: Re: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: mamacags on May 22, 2008, 07:39:59 AM
Could also have rosacea.  It turns your skin red and there is pretty much nothing you can do about it.
Title: Re: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2008, 07:45:17 AM
Could also have rosacea.  It turns your skin red and there is pretty much nothing you can do about it.
Yup.  Had an uncle with the same condition.  He never drank....ever.

edit:  If you were married to Hitlery, and Chelsea was the result, wouldn't you drink...heavily?   :-)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/hillary.jpg)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/chelseapimp.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2008, 07:59:22 AM
Could also have rosacea.  It turns your skin red and there is pretty much nothing you can do about it.
Yup.  Had an uncle with the same condition.  He never drank....ever.

edit:  If you were married to Hitlery, and Chelsea was the result, wouldn't you drink...heavily?   :-)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/hillary.jpg)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/chelseapimp.jpg)


Yep. Behind every great drunk is a woman..........or two.
Title: Re: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: megimoo on May 22, 2008, 08:04:17 AM
Oh, I dunno.

It's true that generally a rough ruddy complexion as that currently possessed by the Impeached One is a symptom of heavy drinking, but not necessarily always.  Some people are just born with that sort of complexion, or with a complexion that as one ages, develops that way.

On the flip side of the coin, the Bostonian Drunkard boasts a soft, flaccid, greasy, pale-white complexion, and there's no doubt the alcoholic credentials of the Bostonian Drunkard.

The Bostonian Drunkard betrays much in his boryborygmia, his constant involuntary flatulence--he's not anybody one would like to sit next to, on an airplane--which usually but not always is another symptom of alcoholism, although not as often as with this ruddy complexion thing.

The skumbag primitive, the IanDB1 primitive, the magnanimous non-benefactor, the inventor of that really stupid SUPPORT THE TROOPS ribbon, the rectal aperture who holds his vehicle together with Hate-filled bumper-stickers, similarly is afflicted with boryborygmia in real life, but one can't determine for sure if he's an alcoholic or not; only that one doesn't want to be downwind of him.
W.C.Fields,T.P O'Neil,Clinton,Kennedy,Dodd and a few others boast the pimpled snozzer of the classic Gin Guzzler.
It is a symptom much like the gout of uremic poisoning of the blood . The skin color may change, taking on a pale or yellow tinge. A rash is sometimes seen, with small bumps that are red and itchy. These symptoms come from deposits of calcium in the skin .
Title: Re: Is Bill Clinton Becoming An Alcoholic??
Post by: DixieBelle on May 22, 2008, 10:50:59 AM
My father has that same look. He is most certainly not a drinker. At all. While some drinkers do develop a red nose, it's not always the cause.