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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: AprilRazz on August 02, 2012, 07:17:14 PM

Title: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: AprilRazz on August 02, 2012, 07:17:14 PM
The pie bitch is going all Big Love on Mitt. :rotf:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021063734
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grasswire (34,422 posts)
Speculation: Maybe Mitt declared more than one wife as dependent??
Maybe he's hiding another family?
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: Chris_ on August 02, 2012, 07:20:03 PM
Judy Smith has all the brains of a wet dishrag. 
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on August 02, 2012, 07:24:28 PM
The pie bitch is going all Big Love on Mitt. :rotf:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021063734

I'll play.  Maybe Obama was a serial rapist and murderer at Columbia?
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 02, 2012, 07:31:17 PM
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grasswire (34,422 posts)
Speculation: Maybe Mitt declared more than one wife as dependent??
Maybe he's hiding another family?
People should not throw stones when their savior lives in a glass house.

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The line of polygamists in Obama’s family can be traced back generations in western Kenya, where it was an accepted practice within the Luo (pronounced LOO-oh) tribe.” His great-grandfather, Obama Opiyo, had five wives, including two who were sisters. His grandfather, Hussein Onyango, had at least four wives, one of whom, Akumu, gave birth to the president’s father, Barack Obama” before fleeing her abusive husband. Obama Sr. was already married when he left Kenya to study at the University of Hawaii, where he married again. His American wife-to-be, Stanley Ann Dunham, was not yet 18 and unaware of his marital situation when she became pregnant with his namesake son in 1961.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/obama-and-romney-both-come-from-a-ancestry-of-polygamy/2012/04/12/gIQA3TI8CT_story.html?hpid=z3
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: Freeper on August 02, 2012, 09:09:11 PM
Yeah, that's it Romney has a second family in Salt Lake City and is trying his best to cover it up.  :mental:
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 02, 2012, 09:10:25 PM
I'll play.  Maybe Obama was a serial rapist and murderer at Columbia?

Was obama even at Columbia? Did he even go to college?
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: Delmar on August 02, 2012, 09:51:08 PM
One long ago night back in Hawaii, a young and high Obama ran down and killed a pedestrian with his choom wagon.
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: Airwolf on August 02, 2012, 09:51:56 PM
Even if he did it would pale in comparison to what Ted Kennedy did.
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: obumazombie on August 02, 2012, 09:52:47 PM
What's this ? Grades attributed to owebuma, weren't built by owebuma ? Someone else built those grades for him ?
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: diesel driver on August 03, 2012, 05:28:53 AM
What's this ? Grades attributed to owebuma, weren't built by owebuma ? Someone else built those grades for him ?

He was "present".   :lmao:
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: formerlurker on August 03, 2012, 05:39:39 AM
Barry's daddy was married when he knocked his mom up and married her.   

Good DNA in that family.

Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: dane on August 03, 2012, 05:46:32 AM
Barry's daddy was married when he knocked his mom up and married her.   

Good DNA in that family.



This is a fine example of why the DUmmies are upset with CFA and all other proponents of 'traditional marriage.'  Traditional marriage is just too restrictive for them.
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: Rebel on August 03, 2012, 09:48:32 AM
Maybe Obama takes it in the ass from Michelle, who still retained her plumbing after the "surgery", and the two kids are adopted? Hey, he's never actually "denied" any of this, so it makes one wonder.


Sorry if I offended anyone. I'm just so sick of this "'let's throw this shit towards the fan and see if it sticks anywhere" BS.  :censored:
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: jukin on August 03, 2012, 10:27:41 AM
I heard that Obama had the worst grades of any student at Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard Law. In fact, I was told that he would have been flunked out but that his Pakistani sponsors were going to pull their endowments at those universities and claim the professors were racists. He also eats man's best friend, dogs, all the time when he is not pole smoking male prostitutes.
Title: Re: They are getting really despirate!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 03, 2012, 10:56:43 AM
I heard that Obama had the worst grades of any student at Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard Law. In fact, I was told that he would have been flunked out but that his Pakistani sponsors were going to pull their endowments at those universities and claim the professors were racists. He also eats man's best friend, dogs, all the time when he is not pole smoking male prostitutes.

He hasn't denied any of that, so it has to be true - and it is his job to prove us wrong.