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Title: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: franksolich on August 02, 2012, 08:52:22 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021060060

Oh my.

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Faygo Kid (19,285 posts)

So, when did you know you were a heterosexual/homosexual?

The reich wing and Fox News believe this is a choice. Or part of an environmental thing, like growing up without a Dad. OK, I grew up without a Dad as did my brother, who has been married to a woman for 35 years. Me, I think I made that choice when I checked out my first grade teacher in 1957 with those legs in those heels.

Of course the point is that it's not a choice, as all DUers know. But it does bring up an interesting question: When did you know your sexuality?

I'm not sure what the primitive, a neighbor of the sparkling husband dude and the subway cat, wants here.

He says "sexuality," but it seems to me he's asking when one first became lustful about someone.

They're kind of two different things, but whatever.

franksolich got his first hots for a woman when I was starting the 5th grade.

She was new in my school, a slight petite dark-blonde; genteel and modest.

She liked me too, but nothing ever came of it.  She later married well, and had tons of kids.

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vaberella (23,537 posts)

52. I've not been physically attracted to men or women.

Although, I have some men and women physically attractive. My point is that, that idea is a poor determinant of sexual orientation.

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CaliforniaPeggy (96,906 posts)

3. My family and I moved when I was in the 3rd grade...

I remember chasing a certain boy around the classroom so I could give him a kiss goodbye...

I don't think I succeeded...

But I knew boys were it for me.

Oh yeah.

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WCGreen (42,169 posts)

32. For me, it was when I looked through the keyhole in the bathroom when my third cousin, who was 16 or 17 at the time, was drying herself off after a shower...

Even though I was only 4 or 5, I remember it like it was yesterday, I felt a tingling down there that hasn't stopped even now some fifty years on...

With men, not so much. Although there was a time back in the 70's when I thought I might be gay because I hadn't had a date with a woman for over a year. So I got a snoot full and went to a gay bar. Well, this guy came up to me and hugged me and said "Oh sweetie, as much as I would love to &#^%$#% you but I can't because you're just not gay...."

Which of course made me feel worse because I couldn't even attract a man.

Happily, I sobered up and started in on the most enjoyable sexual part of my life...

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MrScorpio (51,029 posts)

33. There was a time when I hated females...

Then I turned eight years old.

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Oilwellian (8,301 posts)

39. Little Joe on Bonanza in 1961, when I was six. I thought he was dreamy. LOL

However, I will say when I was twelve, 3 other girlfriends and I had what I would call a curiosity with each other's developing bodies. It always just involved looking, but since those days, I've always found women to be visually stimulating, yet never did respond in a physical way to that attraction. So maybe it's just that...a woman's nude body turns on men and women alike, or, I'm just a repressed Bisexual? LOL

Whatever the case may be, at this point in my life, I probably always will be hetero. I have a wonderful husband, great kids, and grandchildren that are my heart.

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MineralMan (45,572 posts)

49. Some time around the age of 10.

I began noticing girls around then and found them quite fascinating. I still do.
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: thundley4 on August 02, 2012, 09:12:08 AM
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vaberella (23,537 posts)

52. I've not been physically attracted to men or women.

Although, I have some men and women physically attractive. My point is that, that idea is a poor determinant of sexual orientation.

WTF is that person saying?

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CaliforniaPeggy (96,906 posts)

3. My family and I moved when I was in the 3rd grade...

I remember chasing a certain boy around the classroom so I could give him a kiss goodbye...

I don't think I succeeded...

But I knew boys were it for me.

Oh yeah.

And males have been running from CalPiggy ever since.
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: Rebel on August 02, 2012, 09:18:08 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy (96,906 posts)

3. My family and I moved when I was in the 3rd grade...

I remember chasing a certain boy around the classroom so I could give him a kiss goodbye...

I don't think I succeeded...

But I knew boys were it for me.

Oh yeah.

That's because, even though back in 1896, when you were in the 3rd grade, you were still butt-ugly.
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on August 02, 2012, 09:36:30 AM
You have no choice what you do with your genitals, but if by some accident, you end up having sex with someone of the opposite gender, you should have the choice to kill any resulting child.
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: BEG on August 02, 2012, 09:42:06 AM
I have never thought about my sexuality, it doesn't take "thought".
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 02, 2012, 09:42:30 AM
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vaberella (23,537 posts)

52. I've not been physically attracted to men or women.

Although, I have some men and women physically attractive. My point is that, that idea is a poor determinant of sexual orientation.

This DUmpmonkey is queer as a three-dollar bill.

A lot of queers try to mitigate the horror of their perversion by claiming that imaginary status "bisexual".

Anyone who claims "bisexual" is also as queer as a three-dollar bill.

A "bisexual" is like a political "independent" - ashamed to admit what he really is.
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: BEG on August 02, 2012, 09:46:17 AM
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Oilwellian (8,301 posts)

39. Little Joe on Bonanza in 1961, when I was six. I thought he was dreamy. LOL

However, I will say when I was twelve, 3 other girlfriends and I had what I would call a curiosity with each other's developing bodies. It always just involved looking, but since those days, I've always found women to be visually stimulating, yet never did respond in a physical way to that attraction. So maybe it's just that...a woman's nude body turns on men and women alike, or, I'm just a repressed Bisexual? LOL

Whatever the case may be, at this point in my life, I probably always will be hetero. I have a wonderful husband, great kids, and grandchildren that are my heart.

Little Joe was HOT
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: beefeater on August 02, 2012, 11:03:14 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy (96,906 posts)

3. My family and I moved when I was in the 3rd grade...

I remember chasing a certain boy around the classroom so I could give him a kiss goodbye...

I don't think I succeeded...

But I knew boys were it for me.

Oh yeah.

Well that certainly explains the sex reassignment surgery CalPig.
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: Karin on August 02, 2012, 04:00:12 PM
Well, WCGreen certainly gave us a lot of information. 

On another thread, the DUmmies posed the question, "would you date a conservative?"  Archae replied that "he goes for women with brains nowadays, so no."  As if he used to date hot bimbos with bigguns.  He's not going for anybody "nowadays," because he is hands-down, the butt-fugliest DUmmie of them all.  There are no dates, with brains or anything else. 

Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2012, 06:11:28 PM
Well, WCGreen certainly gave us a lot of information. 

On another thread, the DUmmies posed the question, "would you date a conservative?"  Archae replied that "he goes for women with brains nowadays, so no."  As if he used to date hot bimbos with bigguns.  He's not going for anybody "nowadays," because he is hands-down, the butt-fugliest DUmmie of them all.  There are no dates, with brains or anything else. 



Well, Karin, I'm sure that there's the occasional blow-up doll or barnyard animal for said DUmb****.
Title: Re: primitives discover their sexuality
Post by: Splashdown on August 02, 2012, 07:12:53 PM
I could have happily lived the rest of my life in peace without knowing that little tidbit about California Peggy.