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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on July 31, 2012, 09:19:36 PM
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NNN0LHI (66,489 posts)
Overheard a bagger describing a "miracle" to his friends today. Actually 4 "miracles"
He was telling his friend his wife and he tried to have kids for over ten years with no luck. Said his wife wanted kids really bad too.
One day he came home from work and sitting on the kitchen table was an application to adopt a child. He told his friends there was no way he was going to raise an adopted black child.
He said he gathered up that application and ripped it up in front of his wife and then balled it up and threw it in the garbage can.
He said about a month later came the beginning of the first miracle. His wife became pregnant and she then had a child. He said about a year later she had another child. This went on 4 years straight until she had 4 children. Finally she had her tubes tied because they couldn't afford any more children.
Bagger told his friends he knew this was a miracle because they had been to doctors and they couldn't help them in over 10 years. He even mentioned this had to be Gods will.
I thought to myself while sitting there listening that God sure works in mysterious ways.
Don
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021053752
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Yeah, yeah.
One has to give grouchy old Don credit for trying, but even at his best, he comes up short.
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One day he came home from work and sitting on the kitchen table was an application to adopt a child. He told his friends there was no way he was going to raise an adopted black child.
Jeez...you'd think he/they would try to be a little less obvious......
Wait,....what am I saying.
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Jeez...you'd think he/they would try to be a little less obvious......
Wait,....what am I saying.
Yeah, that was rather clumsy on ham-handed grouchy old Don's part, trying to insert a fictitious case of racism into his tale.
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Why was the application about adopting a black baby? Were black babies the only babies available? I would think since most unwanted black babies are aborted (murdered), they would be hard to come by.
Bad bouncy! Bad!
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Can we take bongs away if the stories are that bad?
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The DOTY campaign is starting early.
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I thought it was a fake post. Good lord that is pitiful.
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Don is slipping over the edge. I hope he makes it through election evening.
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I was not aware that there was a check box on the application form.
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I was not aware that there was a check box on the application form.
Sure there is.
It's down at the bottom near the check boxes for "Do you listen to Rush Limbaugh"?, and "Have you stopped beating your wife"? :lmao:
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Sure there is.
It's down at the bottom near the check boxes for "Do you listen to Rush Limbaugh"?, and "Have you stopped beating your wife"? :lmao:
Damn...I need to look a little closer at the papers I signed for my two then. :-)
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Ya know what all the DUmmies are saying? She was sleeping around! Do the kids look like the mailman? That was my first thought too! Everyone saying the same thing. As if one DUmmie hadn't said the same thing two posts up. They do that all the time, it's such a literal echo chamber.
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Not only no bongs but that doesn't even come close to making a good "Dick and Jane" story from grade school.
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Why was the application about adopting a black baby? Were black babies the only babies available? I would think since most unwanted black babies are aborted (murdered), they would be hard to come by.
Bad bouncy! Bad!
The words on the app were black :thatsright:
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That bouncy was so weak, it hit the ground and just laid there, didn't even roll... :-)
That one deserves a -3 bongs. :lmao:
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So what was the guys reaction to his wife having 4 black babies?? :stoner:
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That couple was Frank and Fannie Farkel, and old Don stole the story from Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.
Grouchy old Don is one of the least creative of all the DUmpmonkeys.
He should never try to post a bouncy tale.
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Grouchy old Don is one of the least creative of all the DUmpmonkeys.
He should never try to post a bouncy tale.
I suspect he's been campaigning for a DOTY spot.
Grouchy old Don's been on my own list since forever, but he never got the attention to become a DOTY.
By the way, while it's still a little more than three months away from the Top DUmmies of 2012, the annual contest needs a new sponsor to take over, to run it. Apply here, if one's interested.
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... even at his best, he comes up short.
That's what she said.
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By the way, while it's still a little more than three months away from the Top DUmmies of 2012, the annual contest needs a new sponsor to take over, to run it. Apply here, if one's interested.
There's only one guy who can do justice to a DOTY writeup.
The same guy who's always done it.