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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on July 31, 2012, 06:51:44 PM
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Time for the quarterly poll, taken to check the effectiveness of the DUmpster when it comes to bringing light to darkness, bringing wisdom to ignorance, bringing sweetness to hatred.
Compared with any time the past nearly-five-years, are the primitives on Skins's island paying more, or less, attention to the DUmpster?
I suspect they're paying less attention, and think it's a good thing.
As long as the primitives don't care what decent and civilized people say about them, the less inhibited the primitives are about revealing their true selves, and the more entertainment for us.
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They are trying not to let it show but their god, His Divine Shadow, is self-immolating faster than a Vietnam era Buddhist monk standing over the gas tank of a 1970s era Ford Pinto and we are their only connection to reality.
They rely on us to know what normal, decent people are thinking and we aren't demoralized and we aren't eating our own. A bad sign for His Shadow.
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They are trying not to let it show but their god, His Divine Shadow, is self-immolating faster than a Vietnam era Buddhist monk standing over the gas tank of a 1970s era Ford Pinto and we are their only connection to reality.
They rely on us to know what normal, decent people are thinking and we aren't demoralized and we aren't eating our own. A bad sign for His Shadow.
And he's out of control faster, and worse than a 70's corvair.
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As always, the most entertaining DUmpmonkeys spend as much time here as they do at the DUmp.
Pam, Pedro, nutcase nadin, the neckbeard weeper, the catbox squatter, the poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith, and poor stupid Beth Ferrari never miss a DUmpster thread.
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More and more of them seem to be slowing gaining a dim sort of awareness that they are the Monkey Island of the internet. Not that it keeps them from acting like monkeys, they are just more aware that non-monkeys can see them.
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I feel they are paying less-
If they were paying more, they wouldn't be tilting at so many windmills Re: Romney campaign.
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I said "more," only because "**** YEAH!" wasn't a choice. :tongue:
Seriously, though, the amount of references to us here proves that they're paying more attention to here. I think that they feel that it's a "badge of honor" to be cited here. The thing is, we aren't the only ones laughing at their batshit-craziness. Decent and civilized people everywhere join us in ridiculing them.
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Ever since they've been allowed to openly mention us, I've noticed a change.
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As always, the most entertaining DUmpmonkeys spend as much time here as they do at the DUmp.
Pam, Pedro, nutcase nadin, the neckbeard weeper, the catbox squatter, the poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith, and poor stupid Beth Ferrari never miss a DUmpster thread.
I'm not sure poor stupid Beth ever shows up here, but I sort of kind of doubt it, because she doesn't like reminded of the stupid Scamdal she tried to pull seven years ago. Perhaps other primitives pass on information from here to her, but I just don't see her hanging around a place that's a constant reminder of her Great Humiliation.
The others, yeah, sure, and one is compelled to give them kudos for doing so, as it does take some courage to endure seeing oneself as others see one. I'm sure it's been discombobulating, for example, for the sparkling old dude or for the Atman primitive to see that they aren't what they think they are, or wish they are.
Here, they get an accurate picture of themselves; they aren't shit.
So franksolich always gives them credit for being willing to confront the reality of themselves, although damned little good they do about it. Perhaps they're just suckers for punishment.
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Ever since they've been allowed to openly mention us, I've noticed a change.
Ditto.
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Voted not sure.
I think a few have decided to be wary of what they say but for others like the internet laughingstock it makes them crazy they can`t spew their bile free from examination.
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Here, they get an accurate picture of themselves; they aren't shit.
That's why I voted "More". Navel gazing primitives have an insatiable urge to flex their pipe cleaners in the mirror and pretend they are the bestest, muscly-est, liberalest primitive at the campfire. When they get disappointed by seeing that 90% of the off-island population thinks they are drooling infants; they pull in their cheeto-guts, saunter back to the Kumbaya fest and pout in silence.
However,........they can't help themselves. Like the governmental policies they espouse, they have to come back for more fail. Sometimes, they get spanked so eloquently, I think they get confused.