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Title: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: dane on July 31, 2012, 02:44:45 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021051566
Brigid (8,132 posts)
 If (God forbid) Romney wins . . .
I predict widespread rioting in the streets by at least January 2014. We already have a generation of intelligent, energetic young people who worked their butts off to get through college, only to find themselves working minimum-wage jobs and living in their parents' basements……..snipped out the remainder
Now we know. They probably didn't want us to know, but it slipped out.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: BEG on July 31, 2012, 03:10:05 PM
There will be riots but only because DUmmies at sore losers.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 31, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Yes, they graduated, but there's not too big of a market for "Minority Transgender Studies" majors.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 31, 2012, 03:27:31 PM
I can't wait until we get to bludgeon hippies to death using baby harp seals.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 31, 2012, 03:34:59 PM
H5 for the catch, Dane.  Good job.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: obumazombie on July 31, 2012, 03:35:27 PM
I can't wait until we get to bludgeon hippies to death using baby harp seals.
And bats made of rain forest hardwood.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 31, 2012, 03:41:10 PM
And bats made of rain forest hardwood.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 31, 2012, 03:48:09 PM
And bats made of rain forest hardwood.

Guys, guys, guys . . . :hammer:
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: diesel driver on July 31, 2012, 03:54:09 PM
And bats made of rain forest hardwood.

FROZEN baby harp seals, shot from potato guns! 

While driving our H2 Hummers!   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2012, 04:33:34 PM
Save the seals...Save the trees.

We camouflage a tank to look like an ice cream truck. Then we ride around playing rock/rap music and using the P.A. system to announce free government goodies "Come on out and sign up right here right now"....then when they come out into the streets, we run over them.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 31, 2012, 04:45:54 PM
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We already have a generation of intelligent, energetic young people who worked their butts off to get through college

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Ok. If you think people majoring in Art History, Liberal Arts, or Horticulture is a good thing. I call them stupid because they don't major in something that will make them more marketable and able to get a job when they graduate!

The best things to major in college are Business, Law, and Medical (well maybe not medical, now).
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: diesel driver on July 31, 2012, 05:07:11 PM
Save the seals...Save the trees.

We camouflage a tank to look like an ice cream truck. Then we ride around playing rock/rap music and using the P.A. system to announce free government goodies "Come on out and sign up right here right now"....then when they come out into the streets, we run over them.

How about a Bradley instead.

Heavy enough to do the job, boxy looking enough to mistake for an ice cream truck, and a lot more fuel efficient than a M1.

(Can we keep the TOW?)   :naughty:
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2012, 05:17:03 PM
How about a Bradley instead.

Heavy enough to do the job, boxy looking enough to mistake for an ice cream truck, and a lot more fuel efficient than a M1.

(Can we keep the TOW?)   :naughty:

OK, as long as you agree to wash the tires.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: diesel driver on July 31, 2012, 05:32:53 PM
OK, as long as you agree to wash the tires.

Before or after?   :naughty:
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2012, 05:35:29 PM
Before or after?   :naughty:

Afterwards of course.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 31, 2012, 05:42:39 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Ok. If you think people majoring in Art History, Liberal Arts, or Horticulture is a good thing. I call them stupid because they don't major in something that will make them more marketable and able to get a job when they graduate!

The best things to major in college are Business, Law, and Medical (well maybe not medical, now).
They consider them intelligent because young people tend to lean left politically.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2012, 05:51:17 PM
There will be riots but only because DUmmies at sore losers.

My guess is that, unfortunately, that'll happen before the elections, about the time the primitives and Barack Milhous's adopted sons realize they aren't going to win this one.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2012, 05:54:27 PM
My guess is that, unfortunately, that'll happen before the elections, about the time the primitives and Barack Milhous's adopted sons realize they aren't going to win this one.

The Jesse Jackson "Rent a Riot" squad is on stand by allert if it's deemed that a few burning cities will help the election...or...will cripple the next administration.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2012, 05:59:42 PM
The Jesse Jackson "Rent a Riot" squad is on stand by alert if it's deemed that a few burning cities.....will cripple the next administration.

I have no doubt.

That's why it's imperative that Romney not be a nice guy, like Nixon, Ford, Reagan, the first Bush, and the second Bush were, trying to buy off and appease people who wouldn't like them no matter what they gave them.

I'm a nice guy, but one can carry "niceness" too far.  **** them.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: AprilRazz on July 31, 2012, 06:56:39 PM
They consider them intelligent because young people tend to lean left politically.
Funny how I am the 'old lady' in most of my classes but I am the one that is consistently outperforming the younger, smarter ones. It seems that I am the only one with no life that just studies constantly. :-)
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 31, 2012, 07:51:32 PM
They consider them intelligent because young people tend to lean left politically.

I call them stupid for leaning left politically.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: hillneck on July 31, 2012, 08:30:23 PM
I thought the DUmmies liked riots, i.e. OWS. 
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 31, 2012, 09:02:32 PM
I'll be celebrating and possibly rubbing it in the faces of democrats if I see depressed people around the office the day after.   :)
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 31, 2012, 11:15:31 PM
I thought the DUmmies liked riots, i.e. OWS.

A blast from the past!

Whatever happened to the Occupoopers, anyway?
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 01, 2012, 02:07:53 AM
Save the seals...Save the trees.

We camouflage a tank to look like an ice cream truck. Then we ride around playing rock/rap music and using the P.A. system to announce free government goodies "Come on out and sign up right here right now"....then when they come out into the streets, we run over them.

:thumbs:
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 01, 2012, 02:19:23 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021051566
Brigid (8,132 posts)
 If (God forbid) Romney wins . . .
I predict widespread rioting in the streets by at least January 2014. We already have a generation of intelligent, energetic young people who worked their butts off to get through college, only to find themselves working minimum-wage jobs and living in their parents' basements……..snipped out the remainder  




Oh, please.....
(http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2012/05/01/61/b8/OccupyOaklandKenWayne.jpg)
Fear my Transgendered Feminist Pacific Islander Studies Degree!


Yeah,...nobody's ever gone to college before.   :whatever:

Yep.

You're the first.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: hillneck on August 01, 2012, 08:07:31 AM
A blast from the past!

Whatever happened to the Occupoopers, anyway?


Last I heard they were going to try something at the Democrat convention.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: diesel driver on August 01, 2012, 08:10:16 AM

Last I heard they were going to try something at the Democrat convention.

As long as it stays in Charlotte, nobody will notice.

Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: NHSparky on August 01, 2012, 08:13:08 AM
And bats made of rain forest hardwood.

And punji sticks tipped with the talons of spotted owls.  They will not be able to see them because we have burned thousands of tires to obscure their view.

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worked their butts off to get through college

Dear DUmmies,

I've seen what qualifies as "working your butt off", and in a lot (not all, but a lot) of cases, that's pure unadulterated bullshit.  I mean, keggers and date rape can put a hell of a dent in one's class schedule, maybe even to the point of needing that seventh year to finish up your BA in Comparative Navel Gazing, but out in the real world we're a bit more, ah, demanding when it comes to actual production, ya know?
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 01, 2012, 08:22:46 AM
And punji sticks tipped with the talons of spotted owls.  They will not be able to see them because we have burned thousands of tires to obscure their view.

Dear DUmmies,

I've seen what qualifies as "working your butt off", and in a lot (not all, but a lot) of cases, that's pure unadulterated bullshit.  I mean, keggers and date rape can put a hell of a dent in one's class schedule, maybe even to the point of needing that seventh year to finish up your BA in Comparative Navel Gazing, but out in the real world we're a bit more, ah, demanding when it comes to actual production, ya know?

Hey man, lighten up a bit. It's hard work going from government agency to government agency begging for money/free stuff....then busing across town to hit up all those churches and food banks....not to mention filling out applications for student loans/grants and credit cards....then you have to formulate your sob story for bankruptcy court....it's all hard work man.
Title: Re: Now we know where to find the DUmmies' aDUlt children
Post by: obumazombie on August 02, 2012, 12:40:22 AM
As long as it stays in Charlotte, nobody will notice.


So few demonrats are planning on going, maybe they will have to fill the seats with occupoopers, with one less seat for Holmes.