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Title: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: BamaMoose on July 28, 2012, 11:47:58 PM
OP is about the face shield design the American fencers are wearing in London.  Out of nowhere, Nads adds "high level" fencer to her resume.

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nadinbrzezinski (106,994 posts)
17. As a former fencer

Impractical as hell. The best mask, for visibility, is hpjust white.

Yup, did once fence at a pretty high level and still have my foil. I drill with it from time to time, great exercise.

Oh and the inpractical part goes for all involved.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021039388 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021039388)

Why do I have a funny feeling that the only fencing she has ever done involves car radios?
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 28, 2012, 11:50:45 PM
There is nothing that the great oracle Nadin has not done.

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Yup, did once fence at a pretty high level and still have my foil. I drill with it from time to time, great exercise.

Sure, she is too fat to tie her own shoes. There is no way in hell she could fit into a fencing uniform and have a 'great' exercise with it.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Bad Dog on July 28, 2012, 11:53:23 PM
The image of that bald little gnome dancing around with a foil cracks me up.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2012, 11:56:52 PM
Anyone in a sword fight with the crazy bald dwarf would need to wear shin guards.

Can't wait for her fan club to spot this thread.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2012, 12:58:29 AM
Oh. Good. Lord.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: RWKindaGuy on July 29, 2012, 01:18:46 AM
Oh. Good. Lord.

I know. 

Just sitting here shaking my head, Frank.  It just defies logic on so many levels.

Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: LC EFA on July 29, 2012, 01:44:52 AM
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nadinbrzezinski (106,994 posts)
17. As a former fencer

...
Yup, did once fence at a pretty high level and still have my foil. I drill with it from time to time, great exercise.

...


Nads dearie , we've all seen your pics. You wouldn't know exercise if it bit a bison sized chunk outta your ass.


Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: vesta111 on July 29, 2012, 06:15:44 AM
OP is about the face shield design the American fencers are wearing in London.  Out of nowhere, Nads adds "high level" fencer to her resume.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021039388 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021039388)

Why do I have a funny feeling that the only fencing she has ever done involves car radios?

That contraption reminds me of the first inside Laser Tag building to come to the Norfork area. 

I took the kids there a time or two very expensive to play so most of the time we spent on a balcony watching the action below.    Best time we had was an evening when some Navy Seals came in to play,   wow, those kids were awesome.

IIRC on the balcony there were a few machines like a machine gun, the watchers could for coins rent them for a set number of minutes and fire down on the unsuspecting combatants.

I wonder why this sport has never been televised with teams made up of civilians vs the military, or police.
Military vs. other branches as in the football Army vs. Navy games.

Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: formerlurker on July 29, 2012, 06:20:30 AM
Truly unbelievable.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2012, 06:31:06 AM
Truly unbelievable.

Isn't it though.

One of these days, probably by accident, nadin's going to say something about herself that's true, but because she's lied so much, no one's going to believe her.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Skul on July 29, 2012, 06:56:55 AM
Gnads fencing experience=poking kitten with willow twig.
Almost can't wait to see her next claim to greatness.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: formerlurker on July 29, 2012, 07:05:32 AM
Isn't it though.

One of these days, probably by accident, nadin's going to say something about herself that's true, but because she's lied so much, no one's going to believe her.

Very true. H5.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: vesta111 on July 29, 2012, 07:23:39 AM
Gnads fencing experience=poking kitten with willow twig.
Almost can't wait to see her next claim to greatness.

Someone PLEASE tell Nads that MY grandson has been a  Fencer since he was 16 years old.

He has worked with some of the best fencers in the area for years.  He is a landscaper that means he digs fence post holes  and lugs off trucks hundreds of pounds of wire or wood fencing.  Like Nads he practices from time to time, put up a fence for his mother and his foil is his gloves.  

Now as another poster said I do know some people that have kids that fence anything from their grandmas jewelery to baby buggy's left on someones porch.  

Things we have to look for with Nads,    Trained at the Cordon Bleu , close friend with top chefs.
Stunt driver in the movies, Horse wrangler, Trapeze Artist,  DC Lobbyist, top San Diego Madam who ran a escort service.   Jack off of all trades and master of none.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: 67 Rover on July 29, 2012, 07:34:31 AM
Gnads fencing experience=poking kitten with willow twig.
Almost can't wait to see her next claim to greatness.

If we are starting a pool on this, sign me up for involved in the space program.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2012, 07:34:49 AM
Things we have to look for with Nads.....top San Diego Madam who ran a escort service.

That wouldn't surprise me.

You know, we've been compiling a list of things nadin alleges she's been.

It's too long; how about instead compiling a list of things nadin alleges she hasn't been?
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 29, 2012, 08:05:28 AM
I took two semesters of fencing in college. it was a blast and I won the #1 seat my final day in the 2nd semester.
That said, I've see people who have done this for YEARS. They are a blur. I am slow, and real fencers are blindingly fast. I am a dabbler and would never survive against even a casual devotee of the art.


Nadin is wrong...as usual.
The athlete does not even notice the colors when he wears the mask, visibility is just fine.

Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Skul on July 29, 2012, 08:13:06 AM
That wouldn't surprise me.

You know, we've been compiling a list of things nadin alleges she's been.

It's too long; how about instead compiling a list of things nadin alleges she hasn't been?
Shortest list  on record.  :lmao:
Had to laugh at Vesta's trapeze artist comment.
The visual is spectacular. :rotf:
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: AprilRazz on July 29, 2012, 08:14:37 AM
Took a fencing class once as well and watch it in the Olympics. I never saw a white face shield. The shroud part was white but the part over the face was black.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 29, 2012, 08:21:30 AM
The only "high level fencing" ol' Nads has done, I suspect, might be putting a retaining wall onto a cliff, to keep DUmb****s and other idiots from falling over.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Freeper on July 29, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
That wouldn't surprise me.

You know, we've been compiling a list of things nadin alleges she's been.

It's too long; how about instead compiling a list of things nadin alleges she hasn't been?

Here's the list.

1 A Republican.
2 A Conservative.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Randy on July 29, 2012, 11:08:34 AM
You forgot #3.

3) intelligent
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Skul on July 29, 2012, 11:10:47 AM
4) humble
5) congenial
6) honest
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 29, 2012, 11:28:45 AM
7) Thin
8) Attractive
9) Polite
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Freeper on July 29, 2012, 11:34:14 AM
You forgot #3.

3) intelligent

No, she has claimed to be intelligent. The list is things she hasn't claimed.  :-)
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Skul on July 29, 2012, 11:36:39 AM
No, she has claimed to be intelligent. The list is things she hasn't claimed.  :-)
:lmao:
Randy, go to your room. :asssmack:
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Freeper on July 29, 2012, 11:52:23 AM
:lmao:
Randy, go to your room. :asssmack:

You need to go to your room too, Skul. Your lists is full of things she claimed too.  :-)
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Skul on July 29, 2012, 11:58:00 AM
You need to go to your room too, Skul. Your lists is full of things she claimed too.  :-)
Noooooooo... :panic:
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Randy on July 29, 2012, 12:21:39 PM
Dayum. Spanked AND sent to my room.


 

(good thing my porn collection is hidden under my bed)   :-)
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: dane on July 29, 2012, 12:40:12 PM
I think gNads lies.  One would think that someone who  "...did once fence at a pretty high level...", still has a foil and drills from time to time would have kept up with the advances in the scoring, would have known that the scoring cables had been replaced with wireless.

She has, according to her thousands of posts, remained expert on everything else under the sun, how did this tidbit get bypassed?  I think she makes shit up.  (gasp!)

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nadinbrzezinski (106,998 posts)
17. As a former fencer

The best mask, for visibility, is just white.

Yup, did once fence at a pretty high level and still have my foil. I drill with it from time to time, great exercise.

<snipped out some>

Piece of trivia, the metallic piece looking thing records the hits. You're dragging cables, slight tension. Before any competition we trained with those suckers for a couple of weeks. Doing it without them, usual training, feels very different. 
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Big Orange Jeff (166 posts)
20. Not dragging cables anymore. It's all wireless these days.

nt
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Response to Big Orange Jeff (Reply #20)
Sun Jul 29, 2012, 01:02 AM
 nadinbrzezinski (106,998 posts)
22. Of Course

Just dated myself.


 

That is definitely an improvement. 
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 29, 2012, 01:00:20 PM
Oh Em Gee!

Nadin a fencer?  I am laughing so hard at the thought.  

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2012, 01:24:53 PM
I didn't know Munchkinland had an Olympic fencing team.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: vesta111 on July 29, 2012, 02:19:28 PM
I didn't know Munchkinland had an Olympic fencing team.

No but she has not said she was a pole vaulter either.

And so far she has not claimed to be a lesbian trans sexual.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Freeper on July 29, 2012, 02:22:47 PM
No but she has not said she was a pole vaulter either.

And so far she has not claimed to be a lesbian trans sexual.

Or a male cat trapped in a crazy woman's body.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2012, 02:48:27 PM
Or a one-time Miss America or Miss Mexico or Playboy model.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2012, 03:40:09 PM
Whenever I read a nadin post, it alwats reminds me of that movie "Throw Momma From The Train".
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: AprilRazz on July 29, 2012, 03:50:26 PM
She tried equestrian but the horse took one look at her and played dead until she left.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: freedumb2003 on July 29, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
OP is about the face shield design the American fencers are wearing in London.  Out of nowhere, Nads adds "high level" fencer to her resume.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021039388 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021039388)

Why do I have a funny feeling that the only fencing she has ever done involves car radios?

Well, we have all missed Tom in Tib...
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: JakeStyle on July 29, 2012, 04:11:03 PM
She started and deleted another post on the same subject. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021041790

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zappaman (5,589 posts)
4. To be fair...


It didn't make any sense BEFORE the edit.

"I almost made it to a national team for the macabee games, and then I blew my knee.
I still have my foil. I do drills from time to time, it is good exercise."
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2012, 04:23:38 PM
Man, the DUmp is a real armory, isn't it?

First we had TiTtyboy sharing his Ma Deuce with the Tiburon Police Department.

Then we had DUmotex with his .22 cal. anti-tank round.

Then Pam showed up with her pink revolver.

Now it's the crazy bald dwarf waving a sword!

DUmp democrats don't make for much of a well-regulated militia, do they?
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Skul on July 29, 2012, 04:42:01 PM
She started and deleted another post on the same subject. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021041790
The best part of that thread...
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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #2)
Sun Jul 29, 2012, 04:00 PM
 zappaman (5,589 posts)
3. Really?

Was this before or after you were a cop, soldier, journalist, trained historian, firefighter, and all those shootouts you were in?

My, you are a real life Laura Croft! 
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 29, 2012, 04:57:55 PM
(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/82/batmanreturnsthepenguin.jpg)
Curse you, Zappaman!
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 29, 2012, 05:00:33 PM
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7493/penguinpg.jpg)
"Zappaman!"



 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Airwolf on July 29, 2012, 10:37:08 PM
Next thing you know she'll claim she dated George Lucas and was the inspiration for the Jedi Knights.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2012, 12:15:53 AM
Next thing you know she'll claim she dated George Lucas and was the inspiration for the Jedi Knights.
Jabba the Hutt, maybe.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: JakeStyle on July 30, 2012, 02:15:09 AM
Jabba the Hutt, maybe.

She'll expect the credit as the inspiration for Yoda.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Skul on July 30, 2012, 06:39:33 AM
She'll expect the credit as the inspiration for Yoda.
I believe she played that part.
Minimal makeup required.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Airwolf on July 30, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
She'll expect the credit as the inspiration for Yoda.

She does look a little bit green around the gills.
Title: Re: Nadin Resume Update
Post by: Aristotelian on July 31, 2012, 06:43:34 AM
Isn't it though.

One of these days, probably by accident, nadin's going to say something about herself that's true, but because she's lied so much, no one's going to believe her.

Aesop's Fables - DUmmy edition.

The little gnome who cried expert.