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Title: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: njpines on July 26, 2012, 03:25:23 PM
I think OS is on Zero's campaign staff -- what a crybaby!

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In his latest fundraising pitch, President Barack Obama writes, "My upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that's not up to me -- it's up to you."

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-my-upcoming-birthday-next-week-could-be-last-one-i-celebrate-president_649010.html (http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-my-upcoming-birthday-next-week-could-be-last-one-i-celebrate-president_649010.html)

Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: thundley4 on July 26, 2012, 03:29:10 PM
Can I send Obama a birthday card?

Obama,

A $50 dollar donation has been made to Mitt Romney in honor of your birthday.  :-)
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Bad Dog on July 26, 2012, 03:30:42 PM
I think OS is on Zero's campaign staff -- what a crybaby!


Another brilliant political move on ABM's part.  Who the f*** is advising him, Bob Beckel?
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 26, 2012, 03:32:35 PM
So now he is trying to get people to give him a birthday present and vote for him? He will be getting the best present in January when he is kicked out of the White House to make way for a real American President.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on July 26, 2012, 03:43:02 PM
I think OS is on Zero's campaign staff -- what a crybaby!

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-my-upcoming-birthday-next-week-could-be-last-one-i-celebrate-president_649010.html (http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-my-upcoming-birthday-next-week-could-be-last-one-i-celebrate-president_649010.html)



From your lips to God's ears! :yahoo:
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 26, 2012, 04:20:56 PM
From your lips to God's ears! :yahoo:

What's the odds that his ego has gotten the best of him and he has hired an assassin to kill himself if not reelected so he will go down in history. Hey, MLK said, " I may not get there with you...." and he didn't get there with them. Hoover had so much on MLK that dying may have been his best alternative.

Just saying.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 26, 2012, 04:25:52 PM
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This July deadline is our most urgent yet, coming after two consecutive months of being significantly outraised by Romney and the Republicans.

And if you pitch in $3 or whatever you can before midnight tonight, you and a guest will be automatically entered to join me at my birthday get-together next month:

https://donate.barackobama.com/My-Birthday

Thanks. Hope I'll see you soon.

- Barack

Is he seriously for real? This man is more than a joke. He is an outright douchebag. Wow.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 26, 2012, 04:38:56 PM
I hope he spends his last penny trying to get reelected....and that him and Moochelle have to leave the Whitehouse in rags. At least then maybe Moochelle will show some fashion sense.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 26, 2012, 04:42:02 PM
I hope he spends his last penny trying to get reelected....and that him and Moochelle have to leave the Whitehouse in rags. At least then maybe Moochelle will show some fashion sense.

I would like to know who will get stuck with the bill when he loses while still owning all these people millions for advertising on their  tv stations, radio shows, and news papers ...
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: thundley4 on July 26, 2012, 04:49:21 PM
I would like to know who will get stuck with the bill when he loses while still owning all these people millions for advertising on their  tv stations, radio shows, and news papers ...

Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebrary.


*I know it's spelled library.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 26, 2012, 04:50:05 PM
I would like to know who will get stuck with the bill when he loses while still owning all these people millions for advertising on their  tv stations, radio shows, and news papers ...

Take a wild ass guess...I'll give you a hint...it starts with TAX and ends with PAYER.

They've been catching all his other bills.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Wineslob on July 26, 2012, 04:52:32 PM
I hope he spends his last penny trying to get reelected....and that him and Moochelle have to leave the Whitehouse in rags. At least then maybe Moochelle will show some fashion sense.

Nothing wrong with burlap.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 26, 2012, 04:53:12 PM
Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebrary.


*I know it's spelled library.



Hey, Obama lies and donkeys bray.....Soooo...liebrary
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 26, 2012, 05:02:23 PM
Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebrary.


*I know it's spelled library.

I can see that happening. Mooch-elle still has the papers drawn up. All she has to do is sign them.


Take a wild ass guess...I'll give you a hint...it starts with TAX and ends with PAYER.

They've been catching all his other bills.

I figured. Sheesh, the man is such a waste.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: docstew on July 26, 2012, 05:23:23 PM
Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebary.


*I know it's spelled library.

Fixed spelling to reflect pronunciation
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Karin on July 27, 2012, 08:48:29 AM
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"My upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that's not up to me -- it's up to you."


 :bawl: :sosad:


"My birthday."  What grownup attaches such a significance to this day?   "It's my birthday, so send me money.  Otherwise I'm going to be butthurt.  On MY birthday." 

"On the other hand, on YOUR wedding, send me money."
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: NHSparky on July 27, 2012, 08:55:13 AM
You're right--it IS up to me.  And it WILL be the last you celebrate as President, if I have my way.

November can't get here fast enough.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: NHSparky on July 27, 2012, 08:57:36 AM
Probably the only more riduculous requests for money that have NOT come from Owe-bummer, you'd have to go back to Oral Roberts and his, "Send me money or God will call me home" bit.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Jasonw560 on July 27, 2012, 09:02:06 AM
He's gonna be like those old washed-up actors who had a hit show in the 50's and now attends strip mall openings in BFE, stumbling drunk, cutting the ribbon then passing out.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: NHSparky on July 27, 2012, 09:10:33 AM
He's gonna be like those old washed-up actors who had a hit show in the 50's and now attends strip mall openings in BFE, stumbling drunk, cutting the ribbon then passing out.

Only to be shaken awake by Omaha Steve, who will offer the last $5 of his EBT card and a few mini-tacos for a signed autograph he can put next to his signed photo of German Number Four from that 1966 episode of COMBAT.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 27, 2012, 09:24:33 AM
Fixed spelling to reflect pronunciation

Uh....I think LieBarry is more better.
Title: Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 27, 2012, 04:37:37 PM
I am sure MSNBC will have some sort of big birthday bash for him. Cake, ice cream, a bunch of ra ra ra's, and a three hour special about his life and how brilliant he is.

As a bonus you will see Chris Matthews get a thrill up both his legs...