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Title: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Carl on July 20, 2012, 03:21:31 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (106,364 posts)

 Stochastic Terrorism
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This s another case of it



The person who actually plants the bomb or assassinates the public official is not the stochastic terrorist, they are the "missile" set in motion by the stochastic terrorist. The stochastic terrorist is the person who uses mass media as their means of setting those "missiles" in motion.

Here's the mechanism spelled out concisely:

The stochastic terrorist is the person who uses mass media to broadcast memes that incite unstable people to commit violent acts.

One or more unstable people responds to the incitement by becoming a lone wolf and committing a violent act. While their action may have been statistically predictable (e.g. "given the provocation, someone will probably do such-and-such"), the specific person and the specific act are not predictable (yet).

The stochastic terrorist then has plausible deniability: "Oh, it was just a lone nut, nobody could have predicted he would do that, and I'm not responsible for what people in my audience do."


http://www.openleft.com/diary/21377/stochastic-terrorisma-powerful-highly-accurate-new-meme
 

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Enrique (18,752 posts)
4. interesting, but how is this a case of it?

we don't even know the guy's motive yet. Or do we?

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nadinbrzezinski (106,364 posts)
6. Remember what Rush said the other day

Abput Bane, Bain and the Dark Knight?

 :loser:

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slackmaster (54,077 posts)
21. I'm not seeing a connection between such a trite conspiracy theory and some wack job shooting up...

...a theater full of people.

NEVER question the Nads.

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nadinbrzezinski (106,364 posts)
23. What you call conspiracy theory

Is well understood science at this point.

Have a good day, some folks simply do not get science. 

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SidDithers (21,806 posts)
77. Must be the kind of science that has 60cm in a meter...nt

Sid

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Hutzpa (9,374 posts)
16. Few names come to mind when you think of

stochastic terrorist; Rush, Hannity, Beck, Weiner etc.

They all should be frog marched to DHS if you ask me. Since they're stoking up home grown terror. 

To the Gulag with those that oppose us.

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B2G (950 posts)
29. So let's suppose that it comes out that he is an OWS'er

Are you saying that the Occupy movement is responsible?

Not supposed to think at the DUmp,you won`t make 1000 posts.

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nadinbrzezinski (106,364 posts)
32. Isn't that a hell of a jump from data available?

But hey, expected. 

Every irony meter in the world just spun itself out of control.

On and on she goes being the most condescending bitch anyone could be.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 03:26:59 PM
Nads is a Centerfuge...she stands in the center and the universe spins around her.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Bad Dog on July 20, 2012, 03:34:23 PM
I knew it was Rush!!!!  That woman(?) is a rock.   :mental:
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: miskie on July 20, 2012, 03:39:50 PM
Quote from: nadinbrzezinski (106,364 posts)
32. Isn't that a hell of a jump from data available?

But hey, expected.  


No - It isn't.

Kid was dressed like a typical OWS Black Bloc protester (No Nads, they really aren't separate - Black Block has become OWS military arm, and operates such that they give the rest of OWS plausible deniability) engaged in attacking those who are supporting a film made in part by a known 1% conservative, Chuck Dixon.

Quote from: Bane creator Chuck Dixon
 â€œAs for his appearance in The Dark Knight Rises, Bane is a force for evil and the destruction of the status quo,” Dixon said. “He’s far more akin to an Occupy Wall Street type if you’re looking to cast him politically. And if there ever was a Bruce Wayne running for the White House it would have to be Romney.”

So, Nads... Using your "stochastic terrorist" theory, OWS is just as likely to be responsible for this as any conservative you mention -perhaps even moreso.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Tess Anderson on July 20, 2012, 03:58:56 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (106,365 posts)
58. I know.

Many a times I wonder if real life missiles actually understand the consequences as well. 
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WHAT???????
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: miskie on July 20, 2012, 04:01:27 PM
WHAT???????

I can only imagine this relates to what Nads thinks the phrase 'smart missiles' means.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Wineslob on July 20, 2012, 04:04:10 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (106,365 posts)
58. I know.

Many a times I wonder if real life missiles actually understand the consequences as well. 
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 :urmeds:
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Chris_ on July 20, 2012, 04:04:46 PM
(http://chzlolcats.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/funny-cat-pictures-u-fassinate-meh2.jpg)
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: movie buff on July 20, 2012, 04:14:46 PM
No - It isn't.

Kid was dressed like a typical OWS Black Bloc protester (No Nads, they really aren't separate - Black Block has become OWS military arm, and operates such that they give the rest of OWS plausible deniability) engaged in attacking those who are supporting a film made in part by a known 1% conservative, Chuck Dixon.

So, Nads... Using your "stochastic terrorist" theory, OWS is just as likely to be responsible for this as any conservative you mention -perhaps even moreso.
Holmes was an OWS sympathizer, and indeed a "Black Bloc" Anarchist.
As you say, if he was indeed a "Stochastic terrorist," then the ones to blame are the OWS activists that openly call for violence, lawlessness, and acts of terrorism on a regular basis (Then act all shocked and deny any involvement whenever some nutcase like Holmes actually does what the activist was encouraging), not any of the conservative media pundits that the DUmmies randomly blame for acts of domestic terrorism with no proof.
btw, Chuck Dixon's a conservative? SWEET! I met him at a comic convention a few years ago and got his autograph!
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: thundley4 on July 20, 2012, 04:16:52 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (106,364 posts)
6. Remember what Rush said the other day

Abput Bane, Bain and the Dark Knight?

I didn't hear Rush since I never listen to him. However, I've heard Bane Capital mentioned from lefties hundreds of times and many of them from Obama himself.

I guess Obama is to blame according to gnads.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: miskie on July 20, 2012, 04:33:54 PM
btw, Chuck Dixon's a conservative? SWEET! I met him at a comic convention a few years ago and got his autograph!

Dixon as well as Graham Nolan (who co-created Bane with Dixon).
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 04:38:24 PM
Well I'll be. One of those 'smart missiles'  must have just gone speeding by the house....had it's boom box wide open going... BOOM...BOOM...BOOM.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: DefiantSix on July 20, 2012, 04:44:19 PM
Well I'll be. One of those 'smart missiles'  must have just gone speeding by the house....had it's boom box wide open going... BOOM...BOOM...BOOM.

Nope that was a Not So Smart missile.  :-)
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: BEG on July 20, 2012, 04:49:06 PM
Frog marched should be banned words, when used together.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: thundley4 on July 20, 2012, 04:50:16 PM
Frog marched should be banned words, when used together.

What would we call it when a parade of French soldiers has passed by then?   :-)
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 04:55:09 PM
Nope that was a Not So Smart missile.  :-)

Oh, an Obamason....Obamason...kinda has an exotic oriental ring to it, doesn't it.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: DefiantSix on July 20, 2012, 04:58:04 PM
What would we call it when a parade of French soldiers has passed by then?   :-)

I dunno?  What is the term for when surrendered troops are paraded through their own capital in disgrace?  :-)
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2012, 05:00:48 PM
I dunno?  What is the term for when surrendered troops are paraded through their own capital in disgrace?  :-)

Frog Marching?
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: miskie on July 20, 2012, 05:02:00 PM
What would we call it when a parade of French soldiers has passed by then?   :-)

Retreating.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: zeitgeist on July 20, 2012, 05:30:39 PM
Bwahhhaaaaaaahaaaaa.  Nads takes several hot rounds to the rump in this one.  Priceless.  Even the DUmmies are on to her sthick. :bwah:
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: dane on July 20, 2012, 06:28:26 PM
Bwahhhaaaaaaahaaaaa.  Nads takes several hot rounds to the rump in this one.  Priceless.  Even the DUmmies are on to her sthick. :bwah:
It will not be surprising if gNads gives another GBCW and/or refuses to make any more crunchy posts.

edited to add: It was good to note that Sabrina tried to mount some sort of defense for gNads.  Even though expected, it was weak.

Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 20, 2012, 06:47:32 PM
If I understand what Nads is saying then Karl Marx is the greatest stochastic terrorist in History.

You can't argue with "science."
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: obumazombie on July 20, 2012, 06:51:27 PM
Bush told Rush to tell the TEA party to commit acts of domestic terrorism, according to the owebuma administration aka the owebumaManiaMedia. So, as usual, it's Bush's fault. This incident may lead to at least one banned word.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 21, 2012, 01:14:51 AM
I Nadined "stochastic terrorism" and it turns out to be a term completely made up by the madmen at the Daily KOS. So that is Nad's standard of "science."
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: franksolich on July 21, 2012, 07:00:44 AM
I nadined "stochastic terrorism" and it turns out to be a term completely made up by the madmen at the Daily KOS. So that is nad's standard of "science."

So.....the current president of the United States, known for his incendiary, inflammatory, divisive, baiting, bullying, violence-encouraging rhetoric, is a stochastic terrorist?

I could be wrong, but it seems to me he fits the definition to a tee.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: ChuckJ on July 21, 2012, 07:58:53 AM
I Nadined "stochastic terrorism" and it turns out to be a term completely made up by the madmen at the Daily KOS. So that is Nad's standard of "science."

So a nut job pulls a term out of his/her/its ass and to nads that makes it a well understood science? No wonder rocks view her as an intellectual inferior.

edited for spelling. I'll pretend like it's nadin's Ipad's fault.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: franksolich on July 21, 2012, 07:59:47 AM
No wonder rocks view her as in intellectual inferior.

Good one; awesome.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2012, 08:44:43 AM
Just had to go read the whole thing.
It's a bit hard to understand the stupidity of the bald gnome.
The fallacy of her OP was pointed out numerous times, and she continues to defend it.
Taking a wild guess, I would venture that a full 80% of the people called BS, on her BS.

My favorite.
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Zax2me (1,855 posts)
100. What a load of crap.

I remember when this same bull was said about the lunatic that tried to murder Gabrielle Giffords.
Until it was leaked how much he hated George little-bush.
Then it kind of died down.

This particular lunatic painted his hair red and told police he was the joker - after shooting up a Batman movie viewing. From that you get stochastic terrorism?

This all borders on sick.
Sick that some are politicizing a tragedy while bodies still litter the floor.
Stochastic terrorism?
My ass. 
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Bad Dog on July 21, 2012, 08:48:41 AM
Bush told Rush to tell the TEA party to commit acts of domestic terrorism, according to the owebuma administration aka the owebumaManiaMedia. So, as usual, it's Bush's fault. This incident may lead to at least one banned word.

Could I nominate stochastic?
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: zeitgeist on July 21, 2012, 03:52:19 PM
Could I nominate stochastic?


Butt, Butt, it is just such a cromulent word how could you?? It embiggens us all.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_the_Iconoclast):rotf:

Oh and brokers might be upset.

http://www.thestreet.com/story/10407881/technical-stock-picking-how-to-trade-off-of-stochastic-oscillators.html
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 21, 2012, 05:33:34 PM
I think this is where she got 'stochastic terrorism' from ...

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[snip]

Stochastic terrorism is the use of mass communications to stir up random lone wolves to carry out violent or terrorist acts that are statistically predictable but individually unpredictable.

This is what occurs when Bin Laden releases a video that stirs random extremists halfway around the globe to commit a bombing or shooting.

This is also the term for what Beck, O'Reilly, Hannity, and others do.  And this is what led directly and predictably to a number of cases of ideologically-motivated murder similar to the Tucson shootings.

Update: the mechanism spelled out.

(This update is to resolve some ambiguity.)  

The person who actually plants the bomb or assassinates the public official is not the stochastic terrorist, they are the "missile" set in motion by the stochastic terrorist.  The stochastic terrorist is the person who uses mass media as their means of setting those "missiles" in motion.

[/snip]

Read more (and look at the date it was published): http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/01/10/934890/-Stochastic-Terrorism-160-Triggering-the-shooters

To a liberals, that is what everyone on the right is....It is obvious that retard Nads reads DailyKos. It is not even a real word, it is a term made by the morons who think they know what they are talking about.

On another note: I had no idea the Dixon and Nolan were conservatives. That is awesome. Nolan was saying yesterday that he is from Aurora Colorado.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Airwolf on July 21, 2012, 06:49:26 PM
Nads is to Stupid as Yoda is to being a Jedi. She's short and probably sits around her so called domicile wearing old stinky robes.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 21, 2012, 10:58:50 PM
If I understand what Nads is saying then Karl Marx is the greatest stochastic terrorist in History.

You can't argue with "science."

Yes Sir.  The science is settled.

75+ Million can no longer argue the point.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: obumazombie on July 22, 2012, 01:11:19 AM
Could I nominate stochastic?

I would tend to look favorably on your request. My only reservation is, I'm not sure it's a word, and as of yet, I don't have a policy that covers banning non words.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: miskie on July 22, 2012, 09:32:39 AM
There is some information that is making the rounds now - and Nads may be 'right'* for the wrong reasons.

*blind squirrel/nut moment

(http://cdn.washingtonexaminer.biz/cache/r620-7287416e80922620fccb76fdf86fa724.jpg)

Dark Knight Returns - 1985

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/07/20/0720-james-holmes-orange-prison-wm-2.jpg)

Possible picture of Holmes.


Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: dane on July 23, 2012, 07:54:34 AM
One of gNads' defenders (probably) did not agree that gNads is condescending, and made an alert.  The alert failed, and juror #6's reply is totally accurate.
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You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Mon Jul 23, 2012, 01:34 AM, and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I'd sooner hide the post this is in response to than this one. Leave it! 
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Leave it alone - I've read bad posts, this is not one.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Tired of these stupid alerts. Knock it off Nada
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Seems OK in light of the post it was responding to.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I see no reason to hide this. Kaleva
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: She IS condescending and thoroughly enjoys this.

 
One wonders why gNads' BFF took so long to come to her defense to make the alert.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Airwolf on July 23, 2012, 11:36:22 AM
What would we call it when a parade of French soldiers has passed by then?   :-)

The French Olympic track and field team?
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 23, 2012, 11:55:13 AM
The French Olympic track and field team?

 :rotf:....I like that one.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Skul on July 23, 2012, 12:24:07 PM
The French Olympic track and field team?
Why are they running the other way?  :???:
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: obumazombie on July 23, 2012, 06:56:10 PM
Why are they running the other way?  :???:
French WWII surplus rifles, never fired, only dropped once.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2012, 09:22:34 PM
Nutcase nadin has found a new word in her well-thumbed thesaurus. "Stochastic" was just a few pages after       "parenteral".
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 24, 2012, 02:43:13 PM
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Star Member fascisthunter (27,513 posts)
105. you have quite a fan club

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same folks every time.


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106. And most are on ignore for good reason

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You'd figure after a while they'd get tired!


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108. good idea

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122. i thought the movie was just released, not understanding this one at all.

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123. The OP is claiming that this is a case of stochastic terrorism. In other words, the act of

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terrorism influenced directly by an outside force. How is that possible if Limbaugh's comments happened months after the suspect started planning and buying material for the attack?

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124. The OP has learned a new term and is edumacating us.

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The OP knows all...

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125. The OP knows all...

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The OP doesn't know *jack* in regards to this subject.

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It looks like Stupid Nads has an admirer. I can imagine how long her iggy list. I love how they pounce her for being so stupid!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Wineslob on July 24, 2012, 05:36:32 PM
If she starts using "penetrating" I'll vomit.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 24, 2012, 05:51:32 PM
French WWII surplus rifles, never fired, only dropped once.

Just WWII rifles? I would say every war rifle post Napoleon.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: dane on July 24, 2012, 06:05:56 PM
gNads says her 'fans' are mostly ignored, but this is obviously a crock.
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You'd figure after a while they'd get tired!


IIRC (from my pre-ban time) when a poster is ignored, that poster's responses are not seen by the person ignoring them.  So, if gNads is in fact ignoring these 'fans', how does she manage to respond to so many of them.  I think the threads to 'iggy' are just that, threats, no doubt hoping that will intimidate them into compliance.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 24, 2012, 07:28:21 PM
That woman(?) is a rock.

Objection to the epithet "rock", sir.

Engraved stone carvings have been found to contain wisdom that has endured through the ages.

No amount of forcible imprinting will ever compel Bzzt-inski to convey a factual statement.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: AprilRazz on July 24, 2012, 07:41:51 PM
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You'd figure after a while they'd get tired!

How can you ignore the pure comedy gold that you are famous for posting nads? :rotf:
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: thundley4 on July 24, 2012, 07:45:01 PM
How can you ignore the pure comedy gold that you are famous for posting nads? :rotf:

gnads calls those on ignore her 'fan club", but some of those in her fan club surely know that we are applauding their actions regarding nadin.
Title: Re: Nads has it figured out.
Post by: Bad Dog on July 24, 2012, 07:59:49 PM
Objection to the epithet "rock", sir.

Engraved stone carvings have been found to contain wisdom that has endured through the ages.

No amount of forcible imprinting will ever compel Bzzt-inski to convey a factual statement.

I was shootin for irony there.  My defense would be that the vast majority of rocks have absolutely nothing engraved upon them & therefore no wisdom.  Nads would be one of them.