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Title: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: dane on July 19, 2012, 09:08:10 AM
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grasswire (34,274 posts)
 I have lost much respect for Mormons in getting to know Romney

I cannot recall all that many times when any DUmmy has indicated any respect for any organized, recognized religion, except for the religion of peace and love, the one that stones adulterers, lops off heads, embraces 'honor killings', uses young boys for love toys - you know, that one.

There is even a thread (not linked here) from one of them who is starting a Ramadan fast, even though not of that religion, because it is so noble and empowering.  And the DUmmies love it!  But talk about Lent or Christmas and they'll swarm on you like ants on a dropped drumstick at a picnic.

I truly do not understand them.
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: Chris_ on July 19, 2012, 09:12:13 AM
I'm sure the Mormon church will survive without Judy's approval.

:whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: Skul on July 19, 2012, 09:16:48 AM
The grASSwipe primitive doesn't know squat about Mormons.  :loser: :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: franksolich on July 19, 2012, 09:47:23 AM
The grASSwipe primitive doesn't know squat about Mormons.  :loser: :mental:

I have it from another member here--one who like me is on sort of a hiatus, taking a breather until the presidential campaign gets underway in earnest this autumn--who swears she spotted someone who had to be the pie-and-jam primitive, in a suburb of Portland, Oregon, that need not be named; an elderly woman wearing four winter overcoats and three head-scarves, ringing a hand-held bell, pulling a child's little red wagon behind her, going from garage sale to garage sale, droning, "pies for sale, pies for sale, pies for sale," in the bed of the wagon being what had once been real pies, but now melted into unrecognizability by the heat and flies.

If that wasn't the grasswire primitive, I'll eat my hat.
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 19, 2012, 10:39:32 AM
Losing her respect has raised my respect for the L.D.S.
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 19, 2012, 10:58:58 AM
I cannot recall all that many times when any DUmmy has indicated any respect for any organized, recognized religion, except for the religion of peace and love, the one that stones adulterers, lops off heads, embraces 'honor killings', uses young boys for love toys - you know, that one.

There is even a thread (not linked here) from one of them who is starting a Ramadan fast, even though not of that religion, because it is so noble and empowering.  And the DUmmies love it!  But talk about Lent or Christmas and they'll swarm on you like ants on a dropped drumstick at a picnic.

I truly do not understand them.

Be sure to tell DUmmie that to do it up right you have to not eat or drink for 30 days while lying in in the hot sun.....that's some really empowering shit right there.
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: Aristotelian on July 19, 2012, 11:26:53 AM
Be sure to tell DUmmie that to do it up right you have to not eat or drink for 30 days while lying in in the hot sun.....that's some really empowering shit right there.

Actually I think that they really need to get into fully and lie in the sun wearing black from head-to-toe - I think that burquas would improve their pic threads dramatically.
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: freedumb2003 on July 19, 2012, 11:43:32 AM
I have it from another member here--one who like me is on sort of a hiatus, taking a breather until the presidential campaign gets underway in earnest this autumn--who swears she spotted someone who had to be the pie-and-jam primitive, in a suburb of Portland, Oregon, that need not be named; an elderly woman wearing four winter overcoats and three head-scarves, ringing a hand-held bell, pulling a child's little red wagon behind her, going from garage sale to garage sale, droning, "pies for sale, pies for sale, pies for sale," in the bed of the wagon being what had once been real pies, but now melted into unrecognizability by the heat and flies.

If that wasn't the grasswire primitive, I'll eat my hat.

Actually, Frank, I am thinking more like Alzheimer's.  It is hard to tell from the usual liberal mental disease, but there is a difference.
 
Title: Re: DUmmy grasswipe has lost respect for Mormons.
Post by: franksolich on July 19, 2012, 01:40:14 PM
Actually, Frank, I am thinking more like Alzheimer's.  It is hard to tell from the usual liberal mental disease, but there is a difference.

I must confess the real report was that of seeing an elderly lady on the sidewalks of Milwaukie, Oregon, wearing four coats and three scarves, ringing a hand-held bell, chanting something, and dragging a child's little red wagon behind her, the contents of which were attracting a great many flies.

That had to be Judy, and so I added a little bit of icing to the description.