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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Gina on July 18, 2012, 08:09:40 AM
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SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.
New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.
“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,†Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.
“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my dick,†he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.
Falcon said there was no immediate response to his answer from the TSA personnel. “I think they were more embarrased than I was,†he said in the CBS SF interview.
According to Wikipedia, Falcon’s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect – making it one of the largest ever recorded.
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/07/17/man-claims-worlds-largest-penis-got-him-frisked-at-sfo/
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San Francisco.....I wouldn't frisk him even if I was going to be on the plane....slow death by AIDS or quick death by plane crash?
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According to Wikipedia, Falcon’s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect
That's Mister Falcon to you!
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Happens to me all the time (dingler voice)
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Happens to me all the time (dingler voice)
No people call you a dickhead all the time :lmao:
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“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my dick,†he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.
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nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect
I got a chuckle out of that. I guess they can only get so big before they become useless.
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This is the same guy that's been making the rounds on dating shows, and some show on TLC I think (Strange Sex/ world largest penis). My wife watches these shows and the guy always says he wants to be a "legit" actor. After he said that my wife turns to me and says "Why doesn't he just do porn for 2 years? He'll be rich!" I said, "Just look at him" :fuelfire:
(http://www.whatsonchengdu.com/news_images/654633Jonah-Falcon_4.jpg)
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This is the same guy that's been making the rounds on dating shows, and some show on TLC I think (Strange Sex/ world largest penis). My wife watches these shows and the guy always says he wants to be a "legit" actor. After he said that my wife turns to me and says "Why doesn't he just do porn for 2 years? He'll be rich!" I said, "Just look at him" :fuelfire:
(http://www.whatsonchengdu.com/news_images/654633Jonah-Falcon_4.jpg)
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My dear one does not find a freak of nature that often.
Who gives a darn about his big blue eyes when he is waving his Love Gun, a cannon of sorts about.
This thread kind of merges with the one about the woman with 3 boobs.
Both he and she may be the reason some people go out " Looking for some strange stuff" and when they find it go home quit smoking and drinking and drugs. One knows they, when they find it, that they have hit the top and all else will be a disappointment.
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Don't believe I'd want the calibre of women that can handle his weapon.
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Don't believe I'd want the calibre of women that can handle his weapon.
(http://sadventurez.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hotdog_hallway-1.jpg)
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From TEH WIKI: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon)
He has identified himself as bisexual.
I know this begs the question, pitcher or catcher????
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Unless he hangs out with the goatse dude, I'm guessing catcher.
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I said, "Just look at him"
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, looks at the face of the men in pornos. Women, if you say you do, you're LYING!!!
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@JonahFalcon Gina would like proof please that your TSA story is true! ;)
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:rofl: ha ha ha... :rofl:
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:rofl: ha ha ha... :rofl:
Yeah, Yeah,Yeah, same old song and dance here. Some how men and boys have had their dick get them in trouble of one kind or another.
As a female it is strange that that THANG attached to a mans body does indeed have a mind of its own. That THANG is in charge of the superior brain in the males heads. Over rides all critical thinking ----removes all brain survival traits, has no fear and or common sense.
Makes no difference the size big or small, that THANG is in charge of the male brain.
Thank heavens woman have no such problem, I cannot imagine being at the beck and call of my woo- hoo 24/7
never knowing when something out of the blue will get my fanny quivering.
There does seem to be something in the water these days that does effect a good number of female school teachers in regard to little boys, but I believe this is a control method or some kind of mental illness.
Show me one male ever born with a functioning dick and down the line that damn dick will get them in some kind of trouble.