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Title: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Revolution on July 16, 2012, 01:36:09 PM
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What Sarah Silverman Would Do for Obama (NSFW-ish)

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"Sarah Silverman has an “indecent proposal” for Jewish billionaire Sheldon Adelson.
 
If Adelson will switch his allegiance to Barack Obama from Mitt Romney, Silverman will… well, we don’t want to give away the punch line.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B5o6-qNk6Q&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

The video is a project of Schlep Labs, a Jewish pro-Obama advocacy effort that’s a continuation of 2008’s The Great Schlep. The operation is funded by the Jewish Council for Education and Research, a super PAC."
 
Read more: http://blogs.forward.com/forward-thinking/159420/what-sarah-silverman-would-do-for-obama/#ixzz20o9RGHob
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002957519


Don't look at this unless you really don't mind being grossed the F out.

Oh how this piece of slime desperately pines to remain relevant. Yeah Sarah, the key word is you HAD a show on Comedy Central. It sucked, and it tanked. If I were Adelson, I'd double down on my donation to Romney. She's the kind of nasty chick that if I did lay with, I'd make her beg for more, and just as she was feeling good as can be, I'd pull out, zip up, and leave her laying there.

Oh, and no DUmmies are commenting on the blatant animal abuse to that poor doggie. Where are the PETA freaks???
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: miskie on July 16, 2012, 01:52:23 PM
Oh, and no DUmmies are commenting on the blatant animal abuse to that poor doggie. Where are the PETA freaks???

Of course not - She is molesting a dog for a good cause. That's all that matters.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Revolution on July 16, 2012, 01:56:27 PM
In all fairness to her though, she does have a decent set of pins on her. :shucks:
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: obumazombie on July 16, 2012, 03:16:32 PM
Of course not - She is molesting a dog for a good cause. That's all that matters.
The dog is a potential fraudulent voter.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 16, 2012, 03:39:18 PM
She seems to have a pretty inflated idea of her own worth, which is more or less $100 bucks, tops, with beer goggles and desperate nerds with money to burn.  I kind of doubt that a billionaire casino mogul of any age or condition would have trouble getting what she's offering and much better, in multiple numbers and of any color, creed, or shape that appealed to him, for pocket change and no politics at all.

She is a completely disgusting skank.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 16, 2012, 03:55:09 PM
Sometimes I think being on dailup saves me a lot of grief.....and eye bleach.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 16, 2012, 04:14:44 PM
Sometimes I think being on dailup saves me a lot of grief.....and eye bleach.

Satellite's pretty damn' slow with videos and they quickly burn up the daily full-speed (Such as it is) download limit to fetch videos, but in the countryside here satellite is the only real option, my wife needs higher speeds than dial-up for her job.  That one wasn't anything special, but at least it was only a minute and a half instead of 10 or 20 minutes.

The DU post summarized it reasonably well, the details were that she was offering to 'Scissor' him (Lezbo-style sex) with her wearing a bikini bottom ('I can't offer to have sex with you because we're not married and I'm a nice girl' - Yeah, I'm sure  ::) ), followed by her holding some stupid little dog to show where the legs would go.  This would be in exchange for the casino magnate to which the little show was addressed switching his pledge of 100 Mil for Romney to Obama.

It was up to her usual standards of taste, as you might expect.  Skank ho taste, that is. 
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Freeper on July 16, 2012, 04:48:30 PM
Wonder if Rush will call her a slut.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Freeper on July 16, 2012, 05:04:24 PM
This thread can officially be a DUmp thread now, http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002957519
They love it of course.  :mental:
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 16, 2012, 05:15:13 PM
I won't watch the video. But what did she say? If it is anything like she normally is, then it was probably pretty disgusting.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 16, 2012, 05:41:55 PM
I won't watch the video. But what did she say? If it is anything like she normally is, then it was probably pretty disgusting.

No profanity, which must have been quite an effort for her.  Otherwise pretty much as described above.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: sybilll on July 16, 2012, 06:24:25 PM
My ex-husband SO deserves this woman.  And she deserves him.  Wish I could make it happen. 
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: obumazombie on July 16, 2012, 06:28:07 PM
To quote Alec Baldwin She's "a no talent hack".
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 16, 2012, 09:07:02 PM
My ex-husband SO deserves this woman.  And she deserves him.  Wish I could make it happen. 

You're evil.  I like that.  H5!

 :cheersmate:

 :-)
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 16, 2012, 09:11:07 PM
Good luck, cum guzzler... Adelson is on our side.  :)
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Revolution on July 16, 2012, 09:48:04 PM
 :o I don't think I've ever heard you be that rude before. You must really like Sarah. :tongue:  :fuelfire:

My ex-husband SO deserves this woman.  And she deserves him.  Wish I could make it happen. 

 :lmao: Ouch.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: obumazombie on July 16, 2012, 10:06:45 PM
Jimmy Kimmel used to date her. I think it was his connections that got her any bookings.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 17, 2012, 03:50:48 AM
Good luck, cum guzzler... Adelson is on our side.  :)

Of all of the members on the board, you're about the last one that I would think would post that!  I'm impressed! 

(H5, BTW!)
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Wineslob on July 17, 2012, 09:36:55 AM
" Sarah, you ignorant slut"......
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Karin on July 17, 2012, 09:50:47 AM
Somehow it's even skankier and more ridiculous when a slut overestimates her worth.  The DUmp sees nothing wrong with a woman debasing herself--selling herself--for a political favor? 
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 17, 2012, 12:57:47 PM
Somehow it's even skankier and more ridiculous when a slut overestimates her worth.  The DUmp sees nothing wrong with a woman debasing herself--selling herself--for a political favor? 

Of course not.  They're all about 'The end justifies the means' thinking, which is why it's so damned dangerous for their politicians to be in power.  There really is no overlay of morality or rule of law to temper their actions once they have set their sights on a goal.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: miskie on July 17, 2012, 01:57:31 PM
Somehow it's even skankier and more ridiculous when a slut overestimates her worth.  The DUmp sees nothing wrong with a woman debasing herself--selling herself--for a political favor? 

Indeed -- where are all of the DU feminists ? They should be all over this..
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Splashdown on July 17, 2012, 02:24:45 PM
Sorry. I'd rather vote for Romney and get a hug from Gina.

:D
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 17, 2012, 02:30:38 PM
Sorry. I'd rather vote for Romney and get a hug from Gina.

:D

I'm in!  :hyper: :tongue: :whistling:
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2012, 02:48:32 PM
Satellite's pretty damn' slow with videos and they quickly burn up the daily full-speed (Such as it is) download limit to fetch videos, but in the countryside here satellite is the only real option, my wife needs higher speeds than dial-up for her job.  That one wasn't anything special, but at least it was only a minute and a half instead of 10 or 20 minutes.

The DU post summarized it reasonably well, the details were that she was offering to 'Scissor' him (Lezbo-style sex) with her wearing a bikini bottom ('I can't offer to have sex with you because we're not married and I'm a nice girl' - Yeah, I'm sure  ::) ), followed by her holding some stupid little dog to show where the legs would go.  This would be in exchange for the casino magnate to which the little show was addressed switching his pledge of 100 Mil for Romney to Obama.

It was up to her usual standards of taste, as you might expect.  Skank ho taste, that is. 

Isn't that just like a woman. She 'Scissors' him, gets a "happy ending" and he doesn't.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Bad Dog on July 17, 2012, 06:53:42 PM
Well, this is certainly going to give her carrear a shot in the arm.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 17, 2012, 06:55:21 PM
Of all of the members on the board, you're about the last one that I would think would post that!  I'm impressed! 

(H5, BTW!)

:rotf:

Those words slip out of my mouth in real life all of the time.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: miskie on July 17, 2012, 07:45:26 PM
Well, this is certainly going to give her carrear a shot in the arm.

.I suspect anyone she 'scissors' is also going to need a shot in the arm.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Bad Dog on July 17, 2012, 07:52:25 PM
.I suspect anyone she 'scissors' is also going to need a shot in the arm.

I think those have to go in the "hip".  Not that I would have any direct knowledge.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: Revolution on July 17, 2012, 09:36:25 PM
Um....I'm thinking you have direct knowledge.  :tongue: :fuelfire:

.I suspect anyone she 'scissors' is also going to need a shot in the arm.

 :rotf: Hi5.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: diesel driver on July 18, 2012, 03:18:38 AM
My ex-husband SO deserves this woman.  And she deserves him.  Wish I could make it happen. 

My ex-wife SO deserves this woman.  Not that she's a lesbo, but it might improve her chances of getting a date on Fridays.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: vesta111 on July 18, 2012, 04:40:03 AM
My ex-wife SO deserves this woman.  Not that she's a lesbo, but it might improve her chances of getting a date on Fridays.   :lmao:

I watched the video and STILL have no idea what she was doing with the dog.

Actually I don't care if she has some kind of sex with the circumcised bat on another thread.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 18, 2012, 06:40:29 AM
I watched the video and STILL have no idea what she was doing with the dog.

Actually I don't care if she has some kind of sex with the circumcised bat on another thread.

Vesta, I have to give you another H5 for the bolded. :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

That's two today.  Uh-oh! :runaway: :bolt: :panic:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: movie buff on July 18, 2012, 07:02:49 AM
Sarah Silverman may be rather pretty (If you can get past her irritating voice, that is, it's like Janeane Garofalo with a bad head cold), but on the inside, she is a vicious, obscene, degenerate, bigoted, hate-filled (Not to mention talentless) cobra of a woman and a disgrace to the Jewish faith/ heritage that she so frequently brags about.
She is the epitome of someone who is attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.
Title: Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
Post by: obumazombie on July 19, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
Sarah Silverman may be rather pretty (If you can get past her irritating voice, that is, it's like Janeane Garofalo with a bad head cold), but on the inside, she is a vicious, obscene, degenerate, bigoted, hate-filled (Not to mention talentless) cobra of a woman and a disgrace to the Jewish faith/ heritage that she so frequently brags about.
She is the epitome of someone who is attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.
Not very attractive if you ask me. A ways to go to get to plain.