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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: Kyle Ricky on July 16, 2012, 12:24:22 PM
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Obama must be bigger than the Beatles. Wow.
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More than 20 People Faint During Obama Speech
The pool report on President Obama's trip to Roanoke, Virginia says that more than 20 people fainted during the president's speech this evening.
"TV viewers may have heard POTUS pointed out a couple of faintings during the rally in downtown Roanoke," writes the pool report. "In fact, fire officials say more than 20 people fell out during the course of the speech. There were waves of exclamation as one person after another swooned."
Paramedics treated 21 people on the scene and took one to the hospital, according to the Roanoke fire department.
It was warm out and the crowd of 3,000-plus was packed tightly into the 4-block area, the deputy fire marshal said by way of explanation. Volunteers passed around cups of water but some people didn't take them, he said.
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Read more: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/more-20-people-faint-during-obama-speech_648555.html
I bet the fat fugly women threw their dripping wet granny panties at him. Hell, I bet the men even threw their dripping wet speedos at him.
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Temperatures are running in the 90 degree area...tightly packed crowds....wonder why people were passing out????
Must be the O's magnetic, charismatic, dynamic and star quality persona....yeah that's it...not heat exhaustion...nothing romantic or heroic there to talk about.
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Temperatures are running in the 90 degree area...tightly packed crowds....wonder why people were passing out????
Must be the O's magnetic, charismatic, dynamic and star quality persona....yeah that's it...not heat exhaustion...nothing romantic or heroic there to talk about.
Throw on top of the natural heat, the added hot air and BS from Obama and it is a wonder that more people didn't pass out.
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I bet the fat fugly women threw their dripping wet granny panties at him. Hell, I bet the men even threw their dripping wet speedos at him.
Joo nasty, mang.
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Joo nasty, mang.
:rotf: I am sorry if that offended anyone.
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I think this is the speech where said that if people faint, paralegals are there to help them.
Jesus Christmas! He doesn't even know the difference between paraLEGAL and paraMEDIC!
If brains were bananas, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
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I went to Lenny's today for a salad. Their ac was out. I ordered my salad and waited and then I heard a thump. Damn cook fainted from the heat. I was pissed. I wanted my damn salad :rant:
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I went to Lenny's today for a salad. Their ac was out. I ordered my salad and waited and then I heard a thump. Damn cook fainted from the heat. I was pissed. I wanted my damn salad :rant:
I was available for lunch today, I was in the mood for a salad too. :rant:
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What kinda great promises could he make that would make people faint.
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What kinda great promises could he make that would make people faint.
He probably promised all the fat women that he will give them free gym memberships (and all the dipping dots they can eat) and guaranteed them to be married to Fabio by the end of his second term. -Then he probably promised all the guys that they will all be married to gorgeous redheads by the end of his second term (Even though most of them look like something my dog wouldn't even go near).
Edited to add the correct term....
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Does 0 suffer from the embarrassment of chronic halitosis?
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Does 0 suffer from the embarrassment of chronic halitosis?
I'd rather he suffered from no breath at all.
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I was available for lunch today, I was in the mood for a salad too. :rant:
Tossed salad, no doubt.
HEY-YO!!!!!!!!!
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Tossed salad, no doubt.
HEY-YO!!!!!!!!!
Mmmm, that sounds good, I'll have that.
Extra credit for reference.
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I was available for lunch today, I was in the mood for a salad too. :rant:
:naughty: ohhhh you here already?
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Everytime I look at the thread list, I see this and my mind computes "More than 20 People Fart During Obama Speech." ::)
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Everytime I look at the thread list, I see this and my mind computes "More than 20 People Fart During Obama Speech." ::)
That is what obama does as he talks. After all, he talks out his ass.
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Everytime I look at the thread list, I see this and my mind computes "More than 20 People Fart During Obama Speech." ::)
Same thing happens to me all the time. I think there is a medical term for it.
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I think this is the speech where said that if people faint, paralegals are there to help them.
Jesus Christmas! He doesn't even know the difference between paraLEGAL and paraMEDIC!
If brains were bananas, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
It may have been paralegals. Surely it was Bush's fault that people fainted. The paralegals could document the grievous acts perpetrated by Bush for the attorneys.
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Everytime I look at the thread list, I see this and my mind computes "More than 20 People Fart During Obama Speech." ::)
I remember one time I was listening to Rush and he went into this tirade about women farthing in their cars and while driving. Sounded like he was saying farting and it was when he couldn't hear shit :lmao:
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:naughty: ohhhh you here already?
Heck yeah, do you watch 5 news ? If you don't, start watching, when you do, I'll tell you why.