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Title: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 20, 2008, 11:21:19 AM
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jmowreader (1000+ posts)       Tue May-20-08 11:01 AM
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January 19, 2009: The Exact Day Bush Will Attack Iran
 Anyone who was in 10th Mountain Division in 1992 remembers that Poppy Bush waited until after he had lost the election to "decide" to send troops into Somalia. Call it a welcoming gift to the incoming administration. You know how the Repukes claim Clinton's people trashed the White House and stole all the "W" keys off the worn-out computer keyboards? If they would have, and we know they didn't, it pales in comparison to the little nightmare Bush left for Clinton.

We're on the verge of getting rid of another Bush. This one's going to attack Iran. He knows he doesn't have enough army to do it, so he's going to wait until the day before the Democratic president is inaugurated--January 19, 2009--to invade. By the time the full extent of the disaster has been made apparent, Bush will have had plenty of time to flee the country.


 
 
I wonder when Bushco will issue "Marshall Law" :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3313600 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3313600)
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Rebel on May 20, 2008, 11:21:54 AM
I was counting down the time it took for these idiots to pick up on this headline on Drudge.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 20, 2008, 11:27:41 AM
Finally! I've been counting the days of overtime since Fat Che leaked that the official date of the first strikes would be on July 1st, 2006.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: jinxmchue on May 20, 2008, 11:58:56 AM
President for Life Bush!!!  Woo-hoo!!!
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: JakeStyle on May 20, 2008, 12:52:21 PM
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pansypoo53219  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue May-20-08 12:17 PM
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11. we can still impeach him after he's gone. right? RIGHT!?!
   
we have to make his rain null and void. alito OUT. pretty boy OUT. the rest of his appointments OUT!

/Facepalm (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/Bovine/SiskoAnimated.gif)
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2008, 01:03:35 PM
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we have to make his rain null and void.

Can they make his snow null and void too? :-)
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: FlaGator on May 20, 2008, 01:09:28 PM
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we have to make his rain null and void.

Can they make his snow null and void too? :-)

I image he'll be writing their names in the snow.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: DixieBelle on May 20, 2008, 01:39:54 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'll be sure to have plenty of popcorn that day.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Airwolf on May 20, 2008, 03:08:05 PM
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jmowreader (1000+ posts)       Tue May-20-08 11:01 AM
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January 19, 2009: The Exact Day Bush Will Attack Iran
 Anyone who was in 10th Mountain Division in 1992 remembers that Poppy Bush waited until after he had lost the election to "decide" to send troops into Somalia. Call it a welcoming gift to the incoming administration. You know how the Repukes claim Clinton's people trashed the White House and stole all the "W" keys off the worn-out computer keyboards? If they would have, and we know they didn't, it pales in comparison to the little nightmare Bush left for Clinton.

We're on the verge of getting rid of another Bush. This one's going to attack Iran. He knows he doesn't have enough army to do it, so he's going to wait until the day before the Democratic president is inaugurated--January 19, 2009--to invade. By the time the full extent of the disaster has been made apparent, Bush will have had plenty of time to flee the country.


 
 
I wonder when Bushco will issue "Marshall Law" :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3313600 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3313600)


Hmmm I was at Ft Drum from 88-89 and they had yet to make it to full Division strengh by then. Also noy one of the units there had been trained to extant that it could have been combat ready just to make Bush 41 happy enough to just send over to any place let alone overseas. most of the units at Drum were filled with kids just out of Basic Training at that time. Hardly a wise move to send relitivly new troop into combat when there were plenty of units able to go. 
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: jinxmchue on May 20, 2008, 03:09:45 PM
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we have to make his rain null and void.

Can they make his snow null and void too? :-)

ROFLMAO!!!!  "Rain!"  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Rebel on May 20, 2008, 03:11:18 PM
Hmmm I was at Ft Drum from 88-89 and they had yet to make it to full Division strengh by then. Also noy one of the units there had been trained to extant that it could have been combat ready just to make Bush 41 happy enough to just send over to any place let alone overseas. most of the units at Drum were filled with kids just out of Basic Training at that time.

..and attached units from the 24th ID.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Sonnabend on May 20, 2008, 03:41:15 PM
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1. we can still impeach him after he's gone. right? RIGHT!?!

No.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: jinxmchue on May 20, 2008, 03:51:22 PM
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1. we can still impeach him after he's gone. right? RIGHT!?!

No.

Well, they could, but fat chance on getting anyone in Congress to back it.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Sonnabend on May 20, 2008, 04:07:35 PM
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Well, they could, but fat chance on getting anyone in Congress to back it.

Uh Jinx...you can only impeach a sitting President. You cannot impeach a private citizen.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Carl on May 20, 2008, 08:07:24 PM
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pansypoo53219  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue May-20-08 12:17 PM
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11. we can still impeach him after he's gone. right? RIGHT!?!
   
we have to make his rain null and void. alito OUT. pretty boy OUT. the rest of his appointments OUT!

It would be one thing if they were on some sort of non-political forum and the topic drifted to this but to say such an ignorant thing in the context of a political forum proves the utter stupidity of the lot there.

Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Gwitness on May 20, 2008, 08:13:52 PM
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we have to make his rain null and void.

Can they make his snow null and void too? :-)

retards...........No I take that back.....that is an insult to retards...these DUmmies are far worse..than your average 'tard
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 20, 2008, 09:16:09 PM
Well, I just signed out of the Marne Division on terminal leave from this tour today, I'm up for it and available!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: jinxmchue on May 20, 2008, 10:54:31 PM
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Well, they could, but fat chance on getting anyone in Congress to back it.

Uh Jinx...you can only impeach a sitting President. You cannot impeach a private citizen.  :tongue:

I thought I read something (not on DU) about impeaching a president whose left office for crimes (imagined in this case) committed while in office.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: Sonnabend on May 21, 2008, 03:39:44 AM
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I thought I read something (not on DU) about impeaching a president whose left office for crimes (imagined in this case) committed while in office.

No

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The Constitution, Article II, Section 4:

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

The Constitution, Article I, Section 3:

The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments.  When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation.  When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside:  And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.

Judgment in Cases of Impeachments shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust, or Profit under the United States, but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment, and Punishment, according to Law.

Once he leaves office, thats it.
Title: Re: Hey guys we're attacking Iran on January 19 2009 get out your party hats!
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 21, 2008, 07:11:48 AM
Well, I just signed out of the Marne Division on terminal leave from this tour today, I'm up for it and available!

 :cheersmate:

Well put me down for a tank on the right flank........or anything mobile. I'm getting to old to walk.