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Title: Taverner has a solution
Post by: ScubaGuy on July 08, 2012, 03:08:04 PM

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"What's your solution then?" Here's a start:
1 - Abolish ALL corporations. Get rid of all corporation, whether privately head or publicly held. Turn each corporation over to the workers of that corporation and let it be run collectively, by the workers. If the ex-owners want any part of that corporation, they have to work for it, not sit on their asses and collect money.

If the corporation is merely a shell, like Bain Capital, for example, then take all the capital and distribute it to the ex-corporations, now collectives, it held.

2 - Disarm all police. This does not mean to leave them defenseless, just seize their guns and leave them with non-lethal weapons.

3 - Take the land that Big Ag owns and seize it. Give it to the workers who farm the land. Again, if the owners want any part of the land, they must work it alongside the others.

4 - Compulsory State Education from Kindergarten to Sophomore year in college. This is much more like the European system, and it creates a smarter populace. The smarter the workforce, the better. Abolish home schooling and private schools.

5 - Empty the prisons and assign them work in one of the many collectives. If they steal, murder, rob, etc, it is the job of the collective to punish them and sequester them in a humane manner.

6 - Absolute Freedom of Speech of all kinds. Criticism is necessary for a functioning state, and a state cannot progress without it.

7 - Abolish or greatly scale back the military. Reduce it by at least 90% if it is to be kept. Leave a National Guard and that's it.

8 - Set up unemployed people's collectives, so that they can work together to produce food for themselves and the community.

9 - Absolute Freedom of Religion of all kinds. Again, criticism is necessary. Encourage churches, synagogues, mosques and temples to help rebuild the state.

10 - Abolish all drug laws. This is a health problem, not a criminal one.

Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Skul on July 08, 2012, 03:14:48 PM
Something like that has already been tried, Tavernturd.
Didn't work, and it cost the lives of millions of people.
Numbers two, six, and seven, however were not.
Why is that, Tavernturd?  Go ahead, take a WAG, we'll wait.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Texacon on July 08, 2012, 03:48:50 PM
#5 ... Tell me Taverner, isn't that what we do now?

KC
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Bad Dog on July 08, 2012, 03:51:32 PM
Note to Taverner:  Sometimes the blind hog finds an acorn....................Sometimes not.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 08, 2012, 03:57:09 PM
I'm trying to decide wheather Hitler or Stalin is his ideal leader.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Bad Dog on July 08, 2012, 04:03:22 PM
I'm trying to decide wheather Hitler or Stalin is his ideal leader.

I'm rooting for Pol Pot.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 08, 2012, 04:05:15 PM
I tend to think that Taverner's entire reason for writing that tripe is #10.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Airwolf on July 08, 2012, 04:14:43 PM
I'm trying to decide wheather Hitler or Stalin is his ideal leader.

I'm betting he likes to sit around the house at night and he listens to this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: FlippyDoo on July 08, 2012, 04:16:04 PM
You got to hand it to Taverner. He's a DUmmie's DUmmie.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Bad Dog on July 08, 2012, 04:23:21 PM
I tend to think that Taverner's entire reason for writing that tripe is #10.

Very perceptive, he did try to hide it down at number ten.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 08, 2012, 04:28:58 PM
I wonder if Taverner is concerned at all as to how many people would die for him to achieve his listed goals.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 08, 2012, 04:37:09 PM
I wonder if Taverner is concerned at all as to how many people would die for him to achieve his listed goals.

As long as they're co conservative it doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Rufus2010 on July 08, 2012, 04:45:00 PM
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"What's your solution then?" Here's a start:
1 - Abolish ALL corporations. Get rid of all corporation, whether privately head or publicly held. Turn each corporation over to the workers of that corporation and let it be run collectively, by the workers. If the ex-owners want any part of that corporation, they have to work for it, not sit on their asses and collect money.

If the corporation is merely a shell, like Bain Capital, for example, then take all the capital and distribute it to the ex-corporations, now collectives, it held.

2 - Disarm all police. This does not mean to leave them defenseless, just seize their guns and leave them with non-lethal weapons.

3 - Take the land that Big Ag owns and seize it. Give it to the workers who farm the land. Again, if the owners want any part of the land, they must work it alongside the others.

4 - Compulsory State Education from Kindergarten to Sophomore year in college. This is much more like the European system, and it creates a smarter populace. The smarter the workforce, the better. Abolish home schooling and private schools.

5 - Empty the prisons and assign them work in one of the many collectives. If they steal, murder, rob, etc, it is the job of the collective to punish them and sequester them in a humane manner.

6 - Absolute Freedom of Speech of all kinds. Criticism is necessary for a functioning state, and a state cannot progress without it.

7 - Abolish or greatly scale back the military. Reduce it by at least 90% if it is to be kept. Leave a National Guard and that's it.

8 - Set up unemployed people's collectives, so that they can work together to produce food for themselves and the community.

9 - Absolute Freedom of Religion of all kinds. Again, criticism is necessary. Encourage churches, synagogues, mosques and temples to help rebuild the state.

10 - Abolish all drug laws. This is a health problem, not a criminal one.

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Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: BadCat on July 08, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
I wonder if Taverner is concerned at all as to how many people would die for him to achieve his listed goals.

I wonder if he knows he'll be one of the first.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 08, 2012, 05:22:14 PM
I wonder if he knows he'll be one of the first.

OH HEAVENS NO! They all have their eye on a high level position in the new order... but their most likely position will be horizontal..... 6 feet down...maybe deeper.

How deep do they usually dig mass graves?
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Ogre on July 08, 2012, 05:25:07 PM
I guess Taverner finally read Marx.  Sorry DUmbass, already been tried, already has failed.  Your drug-addled ass will be the first one sent to the gulag if it ever happened here.  One thing the former USSR didn't tolerate was drug abusers. :loser:
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on July 08, 2012, 05:29:15 PM
You got to hand it to Taverner. He's a DUmmie's DUmmie.

I remember that phrase from somewhere...
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: sybilll on July 08, 2012, 05:56:45 PM
I'm not sure, folks.  From the looks of this other post of his today, he seems to be dabbling in anarchy:  http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=915065
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Chris_ on July 08, 2012, 05:57:10 PM
He's dabbling in something alright. :stoner:
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Ogre on July 08, 2012, 08:22:59 PM
He's dabbling in something alright. :stoner:

and babbling.  Or is babble and dabble? :-)
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: miskie on July 08, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
This classic video goes out to Taverner and his 'solution'

[youtube=420,315]l46t_nrySg4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Freeper on July 08, 2012, 08:36:27 PM
He has a solution alright, it comes in a little vial and he injects it behind his knees to hide the track marks.

Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 08, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
OH HEAVENS NO! They all have their eye on a high level position in the new order... but their most likely position will be horizontal..... 6 feet down...maybe deeper.

How deep do they usually dig mass graves?
Oh yes, thats what they expect. a position of authority based on their ability to post incessantly on DU.
Not much of a job resume. Useless eater covers a LOT of territory.

These idiots couldn't even join the OWS crowd. Couldn't be bothered to get up.

Now me, I have skills. If the GOP theocracy takes over, I'll gladly be a death camp guard for wayward liberals.
If the Tea party takes over, I'll gladly be a death camp guard for wayward liberals.

If the commie hippies take over (yeah right), I'll gladly be a death camp guard surprisingly for wayward liberals.
The moment Taverner walks into my camp, I'll take away his bong and say "Cooler, 30 days."
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 08, 2012, 11:18:05 PM
Something like that has already been tried, Tavernturd.
Didn't work, and it cost the lives of millions of people.
Numbers two, six, and seven, however were not.
Why is that, Tavernturd?  Go ahead, take a WAG, we'll wait.


Looks like he got hold of some vintage Cambodian heroin...
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: LC EFA on July 09, 2012, 03:42:10 AM
OH HEAVENS NO! They all have their eye on a high level position in the new order... but their most likely position will be horizontal..... 6 feet down...maybe deeper.

How deep do they usually dig mass graves?

About as deep as you can dig in a single pass with a front end loader.

6 feet down is too good for them. IMO even a shallow ditch and a couple spades worth of manure is an unaffordable luxury.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Skul on July 09, 2012, 08:09:51 AM
Looks like he got hold of some vintage Cambodian heroin...
The stuff that was cut with just about anything. Most all of it bad.
Really nasty crap.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 09, 2012, 12:37:25 PM
The stuff that was cut with just about anything. Most all of it bad.
Really nasty crap.


Tavs isn't just a pothead anymore, he's become a Pol-Pot-head.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 09, 2012, 12:47:06 PM
The first nine items are bargaining chips. Number 10 is his sole purpose.

For a nodding, semi-comatose IV drug addict, DUmmy Taverner is a wily negotiator.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: jukin on July 09, 2012, 05:21:30 PM
A real 19th century manifesto.

Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: movie buff on July 10, 2012, 07:57:39 AM
The Drunken DUchebag has some ideas? Well, at least this is slightly more coherent than his usual foaming rants.
"2 - Disarm all police. This does not mean to leave them defenseless, just seize their guns and leave them with non-lethal weapons."
Oh yeah, because night sticks and tazers would totally enable the police to be evenly matched against bank robbers and gang members with guns! Freaking imbecile.

"4 - Compulsory State Education from Kindergarten to Sophomore year in college. This is much more like the European system, and it creates a smarter populace. The smarter the workforce, the better. Abolish home schooling and private schools."
In other words, mandatory indoctrination in which kids are only allowed to be taught from one perspective, and with parents having absolutely no say in what their kids are taught (As is pretty much always the case in public schools). Private schools tend to produce kids who score much higher on standardized tests, get better grades in general, and are more likely to get into good colleges than public school kids. Never mind also the fact that public schools tend to be chaotic, crime- infested war zones that aren't exactly conducive to a safe and effective learning environment (Compare this to private schools, in which kids are held to much higher standards of discipline), as well as the fact that kids are much more likely to be molested by public school teachers than by private school teachers.

"5 - Empty the prisons and assign them work in one of the many collectives. If they steal, murder, rob, etc, it is the job of the collective to punish them and sequester them in a humane manner."
Oh yes, let's release all the murderers and rapists back into society! Oh, and a "Humane manner" of punishing criminals to liberals ALWAYS means letting them off with a slap on the wrist, and caring more about protecting the "Rights" of lawless scumbags than about ensuring justice for their victims or ensuring that such crimes don't happen again.

"6 - Absolute Freedom of Speech of all kinds. Criticism is necessary for a functioning state, and a state cannot progress without it."
1. I'd imagine this would soon if not immediately pave the way to the full legalization of child pornography.
2. Liberals are the ones who pose a threat to Freedom of Speech. They support the Fairness Doctrine to try and muzzle conservative talk radio, and have anyone who remotely criticizes Obama or the liberal government in general openly accused of racism and portrayed as dangerous extremists that must be silenced by any means necessary.

"7 - Abolish or greatly scale back the military. Reduce it by at least 90% if it is to be kept. Leave a National Guard and that's it."
aka, leave us almost completely defenseless against foreign aggressors, as well as costing countless military employees their jobs.

"9 - Absolute Freedom of Religion of all kinds. Again, criticism is necessary. Encourage churches, synagogues, mosques and temples to help rebuild the state."
This is quite a reversal of opinions for the Drunken DUchebag. Normally his rants are filled with open condemnations of the Christian faith, portraying all Christians as brainless fundy rednecks who should deny their faith and become miserable cynics just like him. Then again, the third sentence helps explain why. In the past, Communist dictators like Stalin and Castro only allowed a select few churches to stay open, on the condition that they basically act as arms of the government. Pastors were forced to only give sermons that the government approved (Usually ones that focused exclusively around "Liberation Theology" and obedience to the government, with almost no use of the Bible), and spy on their congregations for the government. Taverner clearly feels the same way, he'll only tolerate the Christian faith as long as he can use it as a means of furthering his demented goals.

"10 - Abolish all drug laws. This is a health problem, not a criminal one."
Not surprising that the pathetic doper would suggest this.
Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Karin on July 10, 2012, 08:28:20 AM
I haven't commented on this piece of shit of communist demands, it deserves nothing more than a complete shun.  What dismayed me was the number of DUmmies going "+1,000,000!!"  "Works for me!"  "Bravo!!"

Demokrats are Communists.

Taverner used to be a harmless ****up goofball, cracking stupid childish jokes and just being a benign, vaguely lovable fool.  I would always nominate for him for DOTY.  He's now a hardline Marxist, and hardcore Stalinist.  This is an enemy of the State. 

Title: Re: Taverner has a solution
Post by: Aristotelian on July 10, 2012, 09:40:15 AM
Taverner used to be a harmless ****up goofball, cracking stupid childish jokes and just being a benign, vaguely lovable fool.  I would always nominate for him for DOTY.  He's now a hardline Marxist, and hardcore Stalinist.  This is an enemy of the State.

It's terrible what drugs can do to a man.

Lost his job.
Lost the wife shipped in on the internet.
Lost his mind...