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Title: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: Big Dog on July 07, 2012, 12:02:11 AM
I had lunch at the Aviation Brigade DFAC today. One of the big screen TVs was turned on to a sports channel, maybe ESPN. I saw a short story about competitive dwarf tossing. It looked like the discus throw, but with a midget instead of a discus.

I nadined "dwarf tossing" and "midget tossing", but there are not many pictures of this sport. Perhaps it's like Fight Club.

(http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dwarfa.jpg)
    -It appears your kid's bouncy house is the best training facility for the would-be Olympic dwarf tosser.

(http://soggylog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/midget-tossing.jpg)
     -Freeeeeeedom!
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: Bad Dog on July 07, 2012, 12:33:45 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on July 07, 2012, 12:02:11 AM
I had lunch at the Aviation Brigade DFAC today. One of the big screen TVs was turned on to a sports channel, maybe ESPN. I saw a short story about competitive dwarf tossing. It looked like the discus throw, but with a midget instead of a discus.


Only good use for them. You posted this just to bug me didn't you BD. By the way, midjets should never be tossed or mistreated in any way.
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: BattleHymn on July 07, 2012, 12:57:35 AM
As long as the dwarf/midget is being tossed with said dwarf/midget's permission, I have no problem with this sport. 

I read an article about this a few years back.  Apparently, large sums of money can be made by the tossee. 
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: Skul on July 07, 2012, 03:50:08 AM
Quote from: BattleHymn on July 07, 2012, 12:57:35 AM
As long as the dwarf/midget is being tossed with said dwarf/midget's permission, I have no problem with this sport. 

I read an article about this a few years back.  Apparently, large sums of money can be made by the tossee. 
It's been around for decades.
I think the smaller folks have more fun than us regular sized ones.
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: Big Dog on July 07, 2012, 06:48:15 AM
Quote from: Skul on July 07, 2012, 03:50:08 AM
I think the smaller folks have more fun than us regular sized ones.

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: BattleHymn on July 07, 2012, 01:47:31 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on July 07, 2012, 06:48:15 AM
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: CactusCarlos on July 07, 2012, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on July 07, 2012, 12:02:11 AM

I nadined "dwarf tossing" and "midget tossing", but there are not many pictures of this sport. Perhaps it's like Fight Club.

The first rule of Midget Tossing...
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: Ballygrl on July 07, 2012, 02:16:09 PM
Dwarf Tossing was big until political correctness invaded society.
Title: Re: Dwarf Tossing
Post by: Zathras on July 07, 2012, 03:08:13 PM
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 07, 2012, 02:16:09 PM
Dwarf Tossing was big until political correctness invaded society.

But it worked well for the defense of Helm's Deep.....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpoJI33_7zU[/youtube]