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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bad Dog on July 05, 2012, 02:29:51 PM
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Another bright idea from the "dirty hippies". Publish a cook book of food for the masses.
FAIL!!!
"Devra Gartenstein tells the tale of her almost involvement in the non-event of the book of the food of the occupy movement."
Maybe we could help out with some other money raising ideas. I'm suggesting a "topless" car wash (I didn't say good ideas).
http://porkandgin.com/issues/the-occupy-food-story/
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Another bright idea from the "dirty hippies". Publish a cook book of food for the masses.
FAIL!!!
"Devra Gartenstein tells the tale of her almost involvement in the non-event of the book of the food of the occupy movement."
Maybe we could help out with some other money raising ideas. I'm suggesting a "topless" car wash (I didn't say good ideas).
http://porkandgin.com/issues/the-occupy-food-story/
The topless car wash makes sense, as half of the Occupoopers are defecating on motor vehicles. It's only right that the other half wash the detritus off.
It probably wouldn't make a lot of money for a number of reasons. First, most Occupoopers who would participate in the topless car wash part of the business look like they've been beaten with an ugly stick. Second, they smell bad (though that's not a terrible problem in a car wash). Finally, they're lazy. Kinda tough to get them going when they're stoked up on wacky weed and meth.
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The topless car wash makes sense, as half of the Occupoopers are defecating on motor vehicles. It's only right that the other half wash the detritus off.
It probably wouldn't make a lot of money for a number of reasons. First, most Occupoopers who would participate in the topless car wash part of the business look like they've been beaten with an ugly stick. Second, they smell bad (though that's not a terrible problem in a car wash). Finally, they're lazy. Kinda tough to get them going when they're stoked up on wacky weed and meth.
I have some recipes brought from Sons that made their own snacks.
Pop corn sandwiches, 2 pieces of bread buttered and salted and air popped corn.
Twinkies with peanut butter, jelly wrapped in a slice of Bologna.
Left over fried chicken with mayo, mustard, ketchup and black olives.
You see it is easy to prepare food for the spaced out, just remember what your boys ate at age 12 when they were growing like a weed and would eat anything except Brussels Sprouts.
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Reading that made me LOL.
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I have some recipes brought from Sons that made their own snacks.
Pop corn sandwiches, 2 pieces of bread buttered and salted and air popped corn.
Twinkies with peanut butter, jelly wrapped in a slice of Bologna.
Left over fried chicken with mayo, mustard, ketchup and black olives.
You see it is easy to prepare food for the spaced out, just remember what your boys ate at age 12 when they were growing like a weed and would eat anything except Brussels Sprouts.
Are you saying that the topless car wash isn't an option?
To this day, I REFUSE to eat Brussels sprouts. You even cook those damn things in my house, I'll throw your ass out.
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I have some recipes brought from Sons that made their own snacks.
Pop corn sandwiches, 2 pieces of bread buttered and salted and air popped corn.
Twinkies with peanut butter, jelly wrapped in a slice of Bologna.
Left over fried chicken with mayo, mustard, ketchup and black olives.
You see it is easy to prepare food for the spaced out, just remember what your boys ate at age 12 when they were growing like a weed and would eat anything except Brussels Sprouts.
Vesta, I'm sure they appreciate your suggestions. However since their cookbook fiasco has already failed, perhaps you could shop your crappy recipies over at the Pow Wow Cookbook.
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Are you saying that the topless car wash isn't an option?
To this day, I REFUSE to eat Brussels sprouts. You even cook those damn things in my house, I'll throw your ass out.
They stink when they are being cooked, don't they? Can't stand them either. :puke:
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They stink when they are being cooked, don't they? Can't stand them either. :puke:
I'm confused, are you talking about brussels sprouts or occupoopers?
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I'm confused, are you talking about brussels sprouts or occupoopers?
I've never cooked an occupoooper, but I can imagine they'd smell about the same. Eupher would probably agree. :-)
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I've never cooked an occupoooper, but I can imagine they'd smell about the same. Eupher would probably agree. :-)
Concur. In addition brussel sprouts are mini cabbages, which I also hate.
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"Occupier" and the thought of eating what one of them has prepared triggers an undeniable gag reflex.
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I've never cooked an occupoooper, but I can imagine they'd smell about the same. Eupher would probably agree. :-)
Well, the closest I came to an occupooper was last fall when some idiot had his tent pitched just outside of the Columbia, MO city hall. I crossed the street to avoid the frozen turds peppering the AO.
Brussels sprouts are an entirely different kinda stink, though. The kinda stink that permeates dry wall and hangs out for DECADES. That's why I'll throw your ass out of my house if you even THINK about cooking those damn things in my house.
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Who wants a cookbook entitled, "How to Cook Over Dried Human Dung".
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Vesta, I'm sure they appreciate your suggestions. However since their cookbook fiasco has already failed, perhaps you could shop your crappy recipies over at the Pow Wow Cookbook.
H5 :-)
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http://www.google.com/search?q=brussel+sprouts+recipes&hl=en&gbv=2&gs_l=hp.1.2.0l10.2375.5062.0.8844.7.5.0.2.2.0.687.1595.2-4j5-1.5.0...0.0.zLxUzPH0rzM&oq=brussel+sprouts+recipes
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http://www.google.com/search?q=brussel+sprouts+recipes&hl=en&gbv=2&gs_l=hp.1.2.0l10.2375.5062.0.8844.7.5.0.2.2.0.687.1595.2-4j5-1.5.0...0.0.zLxUzPH0rzM&oq=brussel+sprouts+recipes
I, for one, would like to suggest the MILF look in to this Wineslob person for linking to gross publications.
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I, for one, would like to suggest the MILF look in to this Wineslob person for linking to gross publications.
MILF: The Muslim I'd Like to Frag.
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I, for one, would like to suggest the MILF look in to this Wineslob person for linking to gross publications.
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I just happen like these little suckers, soak in lemon juice, salt and pepper and cook with Ham and potatoes, add other veggies if you wish.
Kids would eat cabbage but these baby's needed special treatment. Cook them up in bacon fat, place in a covered bowl, place on the table and refuse to allow the kids to eat them. Drove the kids Nuts, all 4 would look at the bowl and even if they did not like the smell they had that Why not us look.
Kids watch parents enjoy a forbidden food and by golly they can not help themselves from sneaking a bite of Adult Food
Now when one comes to Lobster, very tricky, give the kids hot dogs and adults eat the Monsters. When we came East from California the kids were 18 months to 3, one 5 and one 8 years old. Dad made the mistake of gathering the kids around in the kitchen and putting the live Monsters on the floor. Scared the hell out of the kids, Dad had a dozen or more from his traps he caught himself and these baby's had never seen such a thing.
Only one of the kids it did not bother was the 18 month old in a walker that was getting quite a kick out of running into them.
Food is interesting be it Lobster or Fiddle Ferns or Artichokes. Kids don't like it, put if off limits to them, they will developer a taste for anything forbidden.
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Congratulations, vesta!
On topic, concise, and to the point. Nice post!
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Another bright idea from the "dirty hippies". Publish a cook book of food for the masses.
FAIL!!!
"Devra Gartenstein tells the tale of her almost involvement in the non-event of the book of the food of the occupy movement."
Maybe we could help out with some other money raising ideas. I'm suggesting a "topless" car wash (I didn't say good ideas).
http://porkandgin.com/issues/the-occupy-food-story/
Occu-pie
Ingredients:
1/2 bag Chee-tos, stale
1/2 bottle water, with backwash
1/2 Twinkie
1/2 stick Slim Jim
1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
2. Expect someone else to do the rest and give you a free pie because you deserve it, dammit!
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Occu-pie
Ingredients:
1/2 bag Chee-tos, stale
1/2 bottle water, with backwash
1/2 Twinkie
1/2 stick Slim Jim
1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
2. Expect someone else to do the rest and give you a free pie because you deserve it, dammit!
Forgot the old roaches.
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Forgot the old roaches.
You're right! :thatsright: Don't know how I could forget that.
ADD: Garnish with old roaches in the shape of a Guy Fawkes mask.
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Are you saying that the topless car wash isn't an option?
To this day, I REFUSE to eat Brussels sprouts. You even cook those damn things in my house, I'll throw your ass out.
I love brussels sprouts :drool: It is all about how you cook them Wash trim and cut in half and lay in a baking dish. Drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper and roast at 425 until just tender with crispy edges. Drizzle with balsamic vinegar and serve. Super tasty.
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I love brussels sprouts :drool: It is all about how you cook them Wash trim and cut in half and lay in a baking dish. Drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper and roast at 425 until just tender with crispy edges. Drizzle with balsamic vinegar and serve. Super tasty.
That sounds good, CR. It would go well with a grilled prime rib and some red wine.
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The best wat to cook brussels sprouts is almost the same way you cook carp.
Place the brussels sprouts on a pine board, cover with melted cheese, add salt and pepper to taste, sprinkle with brown sugar and stick in some cloves. Bake for 1 hour at 500 degrees, scrape burnt black stuff off the board and eat the board.
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The best wat to cook brussels sprouts is almost the same way you cook carp.
Place the brussels sprouts on a pine board, cover with melted cheese, add salt and pepper to taste, sprinkle with brown sugar and stick in some cloves. Bake for 1 hour at 500 degrees, scrape burnt black stuff off the board and eat the board.
:rotf: H5.
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I think it is time for the MILF to step in here. My perfectly good "look at the stupid occupoopers" thread has been hijacked by the Sproutistas. Every one knows that the only thing worse than a Paulistinian Is a Sproutista.
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I think it is time for the MILF to step in here. My perfectly good "look at the stupid occupoopers" thread has been hijacked by the Sproutistas. Every one knows that the only thing worse than a Paulistinian Is a Sproutista.
Hey, I've met Celtic Rose. I'd eat Brussels sprouts off of with her any day of the week...
And twice on Sundays.
:-)
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I think it is time for the MILF to step in here. My perfectly good "look at the stupid occupoopers" thread has been hijacked by the Sproutistas. Every one knows that the only thing worse than a Paulistinian Is a Sproutista.
Sproutistas - I think they're an offshoot (no pun intended) of al Qaeda.
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The best wat to cook brussels sprouts is almost the same way you cook carp.
Place the brussels sprouts on a pine board, cover with melted cheese, add salt and pepper to taste, sprinkle with brown sugar and stick in some cloves. Bake for 1 hour at 500 degrees, scrape burnt black stuff off the board and eat the board.
Well, well Johnny, tell us how to cook an artichoke, or Poke Salad, Craw Dads or Okra. Don't forget to warn us about cooking Cat Fish and the chance of getting a needle bone in the roof of the mouth.
I can tell you to never eat the brain of a Lobster but folks from Thailand do eat their eyes with no problem.
I can tell you how to keep Okra from becoming slimy, something I found out and passed on to the Southerners that surprised them.
Only lately that Yankees are growing Collards, and Mustard greens, I tried out Turnip greens and fell in love with them. Few up here cook radish greens, I did and none of the kids believed me as it was as good as spinach.
I hold the line with Sushi and sea weed, lots of people will eat raw fish, or living Oysters, I except for steak want my food cooked, steak Med rare.
Never know when a cook --a good one--- can make Rock Soup a favorite with you.
So now, how does one eat a Craw Dad, like a lobster, do you eat the shell ????
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Vesta, I'm sure they appreciate your suggestions. However since their cookbook fiasco has already failed, perhaps you could shop your crappy recipes over at the Pow Wow Cookbook.
Excuse me Mr. Dog, were you never a hungry 12 year old that would make a Dagwood Sandwitch from time to time. ?
These are not MY Crappy Recipes, this is what my boys as kids who would grow an inch or two in the summer fixed for themselves. Cast Iron Stomaches on growing boys, surprising as I never had brothers to watch the stuff young boys would eat. Mustard on Water Mellon, or the Elvis Sandwitch,-- a grillled cheese with peanut butter, Bacon, banana and dill pickles. No jelly, so some ate Ketchup sandwitches.
There is not one vegetable or fruit my kids will not eat today including the Indonesia Stinky Fruit. Takes some time to get use to eating something that smells like dirty socks, but like Mushrooms it becomes addicting.
Pickled Herring , Salt Cod, Frogs Legs, Haggis or Escargot is a adventure we have never taken.
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Pickled Herring , Salt Cod, Frogs Legs, Haggis or Escargot is a adventure we have never taken.
Had 'em all except Salt Cod, one time or another. I wouldn't turn any of them away!
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So now, how does one eat a Craw Dad, like a lobster, do you eat the shell ????
You pinch their tails and suck their heads. They're lucky that way..
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You pinch their tails and suck their heads. They're lucky that way..
I prefer to crack the shell and eat the tail.