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Title: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: Freeper on July 04, 2012, 08:48:09 AM: It is Independence Day and I fully expect to see the malcontents of the DUmp posting threads about how much they hate this day. That this day is nothing but jingoism and offensive and on and on with their usual crap. I haven't found any such threads yet, but most of them haven't been awake before noon in years so later on I expect to see thread after thread bitching about today. So I shall take a page from the Bush doctrine and do a preventive strike on the DUmmies and say to them now, **** you!. :bird:
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: thundley4 on July 04, 2012, 09:34:31 AM: DUmmies hate independence just as much as they love being dependent on the government for every need and want they have.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: miskie on July 04, 2012, 10:11:35 AM: Primitives would like Independence Day replaced with Dependence Day - a yearly celebration on the anniversary of total government takeover.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: Freeper on July 04, 2012, 10:20:59 AM: Quote from: miskie on July 04, 2012, 10:11:35 AM
Primitives would like Independence Day replaced with Dependence Day - a yearly celebration on the anniversary of total government takeover.

Dependence day is Jan 20th, 2008.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: Revolution on July 04, 2012, 11:06:52 AM: Well if the aim is to piss them off today, this ought to get the job done:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBTyTWOZCM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: dandi on July 04, 2012, 11:19:37 AM: They hate all patriotic holidays and religious holidays. It sets their teeth on edge, all those people out there being happy and counting their blessings.

They're pretty much left with Earth Day and Andrea Dworkin's birthday. Oh, and Guy Fawkes Day which they don't understand but nonetheless wear those idiotic "V" masks.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: miskie on July 04, 2012, 11:34:47 AM: Quote from: dandi on July 04, 2012, 11:19:37 AM
Oh, and Guy Fawkes Day which they don't understand but nonetheless wear those idiotic "V" masks.

Indeed - Fawkes was the antithesis of DUmmy dogma. He planned to bring Catholic rule back to England via assassination, and with that Papal influence. But, the DUmmies don't care about that. They prefer the anti-religious version from a fictional movie about England taken over by theocratic rule.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on July 04, 2012, 11:59:56 AM: (http://www.7photographyquestions.com/images/6/statue_of_liberty_1.jpg)

Happy Birthday America. God Bless America, God Bless the Troops, God Bless all those who sacrificed to give us freedom. God Bless all the patriots of this country.

This is the greatest country in the world, and if you don't like, then get the **** out. I love this country and I love everything about this country. People who try to run us down, or turn this country into something that the forefathers didn't want are wastes in our society. They should all just be flushed down the sewer with the rest of the shit!

Today I pray for Freedom, today I pray for peace, today I pray for liberty, today I pray for the soldiers, today I pray for our forefathers, today I pray all the people who died to allow me to do what I do, today I pray for all the lost souls in this country who hate this country. Maybe, just maybe they will wake up and see what they are doing. Then that is pretty much a lost cause to think they would ever do that.

GOD BLESS AMERICA! *SALUTE*
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 04, 2012, 12:52:58 PM: Quote from: Freeper on July 04, 2012, 10:20:59 AM
Dependence day is Jan 20th, ~~2008.~~ 2009.

Fixed!
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: dane on July 04, 2012, 01:33:54 PM: Quote from: Freeper on July 04, 2012, 08:48:09 AM
It is Independence Day and I fully expect to see the malcontents of the DUmp posting threads about how much they hate this day. That this day is nothing but jingoism and offensive and on and on with their usual crap. I haven't found any such threads yet, but most of them haven't been awake before noon in years so later on I expect to see thread after thread bitching about today. So I shall take a page from the Bush doctrine and do a preventive strike on the DUmmies and say to them now, **** you!. :bird:

You predicted, and it came to pass. There is an OP here at CC linking to the DUmmy Lionessa thread denouncing the US.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,75025.0.html
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2012, 01:57:23 PM: Ooooops, I didn't see this thread before I did mine.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 04, 2012, 02:40:24 PM: Posted this in another thread...and here just make sure the DUmmies see it and know that I'm raising another American Terrorist.... :-).... :bird::bird:DUmmies

Just finished watching "The Patriot".

Tomorrow or Friday I will take my son and his girlfriend on a history tour of our area. It will be some of the battle fields within a few miles of home. The first will be "Hanging Rock", then on to "The battle of Camden", back around by the monument and grave site at the site of "Buford's Massacre" (site of Tarleton's Quarter), across the river to "The Battle of Fishing Creek", a look at the remains of Fort Dearborn on Dearborn island where lead, powder and cannon was stored (No stored rifles for militia, DUmmies), then North to the Waxhaws where Andrew Jackson was born and the Presbyterian church and graveyard of his ancestors....and then finally, to the graveyard where some of our family ancestors that fought in "The Revolutionary War" are buried.

ETA: Might just take a hike in the woods to small family graveyard where some Civil War dead are buried. No matter what other people think, it's all part of the family history.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: JakeStyle on July 04, 2012, 03:12:03 PM: Suck it DUmmies.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: Freeper on July 04, 2012, 06:33:08 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 04, 2012, 12:52:58 PM
Fixed!

Oops
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: obumazombie on July 04, 2012, 06:41:39 PM: Happy birthday America. When you start celebrating dependence day, don't forget your patron saint, Peggy Joseph.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: Airwolf on July 04, 2012, 07:36:20 PM: Here it is in a nutshell. The left doesn't love America,They love what they can get from the American taxpayer and to Hell with the consequences.
Title: Re: Happy Independence Day DUmmies!
Post by: dane on July 04, 2012, 07:37:09 PM: Here's one to add to the collection. Do these people know how much it must really suck to be them?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002902304
Hugabear (8,761 posts)
Happy Uber-Natonalist Day!
I suppose this is the day we celebrate rich land-owning white Christian men winning their independence. This is the day when were supposed to realize that we're better than anyone else, that our country is uniquely blessed by God, beat our chests, and drink.

Unfortunately for many people in the United States, this day really isn't one to celebrate.