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Title: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Revolution on July 01, 2012, 04:19:43 AM
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JohnnyRingo (7,812 posts)

So conservatives think they can "take back their country" by force?

 They may find they have to pry it from our dead cold hands. Maybe they should start small in liberal bastions like East Cleveland and the Bronx first.
 
Better bring a lot of body bags.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002886203

All we would have to do is dump a small bag of those sidewalk snappers on the ground close enough to hear, and you'd be under a table with hands over head faster than you can say "Coward."

"Cold dead hands. Heh. The only thing we'd be prying from your cold, dead hadns is the joint you had in them so we could throw it away.

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Initech (32,716 posts)

1. They talk a lot of shit but deep down they'll chicken out before the first shot is fired.


And that's the bottom line, cause Initech said so!!!

 :whatever:

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underseasurveyor (6,277 posts)

3. Suffering from ignorance and fear and lacking impulse control

and critical thinking skills mouth breathing knuckle-draggers often resort to the only thing they know, force. They're primitive low-life forms, they can't help it.


ALERT TO SKINNER!! ALERT TO SKINNER!111!11! THIS IS A SHOUT OUT. A BLATANT SHOUT OUT! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

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rufus dog (4,483 posts)

5. John Wayne Republicans

When the shit hits the fan they find an excuse not to fight.

Um...HUH?!

Those mind altering drugs are a bitch, ain't they?

Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 01, 2012, 04:43:44 AM
I'm unaware of any plans for revolution. Are the DUmmies looking for a confrontation?
All this bravado and chest beating...is this a prelude to liberal based violence?

Just looking at the DUmp there are half a dozen threads like this.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Tucker on July 01, 2012, 04:44:20 AM
JohnnyRingo decided his earlier post in a larger thread was worthy of its own thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002882422#post23

He posts a picture of the dyke in a photo op session and he thinks that we're shaking in our boots.

Look at the pic close. No ears and glasses on counter. As phony as her strap-on.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 01, 2012, 04:54:00 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7637/rachelrange.jpg)
Tucker, I had to go and check out that photo. Yeah, its a pose. Rachel Maddow at a shooting range with no hearing protection or safety glasses?

I don't think the gun is even loaded.

Just like DUmmy bravado. Its all image with no substance. Liberals are like terrorists, they are only brave when their victims cannot shoot back.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Tucker on July 01, 2012, 05:04:27 AM
My favorite celebrity with a gun pic. You know that this one is loaded.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/ann-coulter.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Revolution on July 01, 2012, 05:20:33 AM
Who is that in the 2nd photo? She's hawt.

Rachael isn't even close to hawt, for one. Secondly, her wrist is blocking the trigger, so you can't tell if it's sprung. (loaded) I'll put money on "no" though.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Tucker on July 01, 2012, 05:29:40 AM
Who is that in the 2nd photo? She's hawt.

Rachael isn't even close to hawt, for one. Secondly, her wrist is blocking the trigger, so you can't tell if it's sprung. (loaded) I'll put money on "no" though.

Ann Coulter.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: formerlurker on July 01, 2012, 06:03:35 AM
Who is that in the 2nd photo? She's hawt.


BS for not know who Ann Coulter is. 
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: dane on July 01, 2012, 06:42:12 AM
I'm unaware of any plans for revolution. Are the DUmmies looking for a confrontation?
All this bravado and chest beating...is this a prelude to liberal based violence?

Just looking at the DUmp there are half a dozen threads like this.

What this "...bravado and chest beating..." in the DUmmy 'bring it on' type threads brings to mind is the scene in "Stir Crazy" where Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder are acting tough on their first day in jail.


edited to clarify
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Delmar on July 01, 2012, 07:16:57 AM
Giving yourself a outlaw gun slinger name like JohnnyRingo doesn't make you a tough guy, you puss.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 01, 2012, 07:18:57 AM
We've seen OWS in action.

Thousands of 20-something brats can't hold their own against a few hundred overweight, triple-bypass sporting, donut munchers with pepper spray.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: BadCat on July 01, 2012, 07:22:40 AM
I, for one, really hope they start something.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2012, 07:32:58 AM
Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!...GAMECOCK...with long spurs and steel.

If you've ever seen a chicken fight.......... :-)
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: 67 Rover on July 01, 2012, 07:38:41 AM
Nice radiator clamp  ::) Octagonal barrel most likely a Henry lever action .22 .

By the way is that Keanu Reeves
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: USA4ME on July 01, 2012, 07:42:55 AM
Just looking at the DUmp there are half a dozen threads like this.

They've been claiming that there's all these conservative websites, etc... promoting violence and yet they don't provide a single link or quote where anyone can look it up.  Libs live in a land of make-believe anyway, this this is just another part.

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Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Rufus2010 on July 01, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7637/rachelrange.jpg)
Tucker, I had to go and check out that photo. Yeah, its a pose. Rachel Maddow at a shooting range with no hearing protection or safety glasses?

I don't think the gun is even loaded.

Just like DUmmy bravado. Its all image with no substance. Liberals are like terrorists, they are only brave when their victims cannot shoot back.

I thought that was the Dell Kid from 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2012, 07:48:57 AM
They've been claiming that there's all these conservative websites, etc... promoting violence and yet they don't provide a single link or quote where anyone can look it up.  Libs live in a land of make-believe anyway, this this is just another part.

.

Conservatives don't have to promote violence, liberal/DUmmies/OWS does that. All we have to do is sit back and quietly wait for them to start it...and then we end it.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: diesel driver on July 01, 2012, 08:01:44 AM
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JohnnyRingo (7,812 posts)

So conservatives think they can "take back their country" by force?


If we have to.

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They may find they have to pry it from our dead cold hands.


Challenge accepted.

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Maybe they should start small in liberal bastions like East Cleveland and the Bronx first.


No, that's too easy.  We'll start with those small liberal bastions like Berkley, Harvard, Yale, and Princeton first. 

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Better bring a lot of body bags.


I got a backhoe.  Besides, buzzards need to eat, too.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Bad Dog on July 01, 2012, 08:08:35 AM
Nice radiator clamp  ::) Octagonal barrel most likely a Henry lever action .22 .

By the way is that Keanu Reeves

No dammit, it's Ann Coulter (just kidding.)  I thought it might have been Reeves too at first but, it's too masculine.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: diesel driver on July 01, 2012, 08:13:29 AM
Nice radiator clamp  ::) Octagonal barrel most likely a Henry lever action .22 .

By the way is that Keanu Reeves

It's for hanging it up in the closet with.  (she's out, it's in)   :lmao:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2012, 08:13:48 AM
Called my son in to see the Madcow picture....he has never been to a shooting range in his life. So, I asked what he saw wrong in the picture. He noticed no eye and ear protection...and...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT HOSE CLAMP DOING ON THERE.

 :lmao: Take all the badass pictures you want DUmmies, I'm not impressed.

Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2012, 08:16:58 AM
If we have to.

Challenge accepted.

No, that's too easy.  We'll start with those small liberal bastions like Berkley, Harvard, Yale, and Princeton first. 

I got a backhoe.  Besides, buzzards need to eat, too.

DUmmies should love that, it's so organic or "green".
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: diesel driver on July 01, 2012, 08:23:48 AM
DUmmies should love that, it's so organic or "green".

"The circle of life" or some shit like that.   :lmao:

Only problem then, what do we do with all the dead buzzards?   :lmao:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Big Dog on July 01, 2012, 08:24:30 AM
Look, darlin', it's johnnyringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Tombstone-val-kilmer-7445213-630-350.jpg)

Why, johnnyringo. You look like somebody just walked over your grave...you're no daisy at all!

Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Bad Dog on July 01, 2012, 08:26:21 AM
Look, darlin', it's johnnyringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Tombstone-val-kilmer-7445213-630-350.jpg)

Why, johnnyringo. You look like somebody just walked over your grave...you're no daisy at all!



I'm your huckleberry.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 01, 2012, 09:58:48 AM
Tha Madcow pic . . . That rifle is something along the lines of a .44 WCF or, more probably, a .45 Colt.  It looks as if there's serious fouling at the muzzle--lead, most likely.  As for the hose clamp, well, that looks as if it's a "field-expedient" sling swivel.

As for s(P)ammy and her Glock, what's the range on one of those--maybe 50 meters?  Tops?  Hell, I can take the Model Seven and hit something at 300-400 meters and not even think about it.  C'mon, s(P)ammy, let's meet on the field and we'll see whose head is turned into a canoe.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Revolution on July 01, 2012, 09:59:36 AM
BS for not know who Ann Coulter is. 

In all fairness, I couldn't see it quite right. Would need to be al ittle bigger, and I would have been able to make her out. (Or make out with her.  :naughty: That wouldn't make my day. That would make my life.)
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 01, 2012, 10:05:34 AM
In all fairness, I couldn't see it quite right. Would need to be al ittle bigger, and I would have been able to make her out. (Or make out with her.  :naughty: That wouldn't make my day. That would make my life.)

I didn't know who it was at first . . . then I saw the "anncoulter.org" and realized who it was. :p :tongue:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Revolution on July 01, 2012, 10:23:33 AM
 :banghead: :thatsright:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 01, 2012, 10:41:33 AM
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JohnnyRingo (7,812 posts)

So conservatives think they can "take back their country" by force?

 They may find they have to pry it from our dead cold hands. Maybe they should start small in liberal bastions like East Cleveland and the Bronx first.
 
Better bring a lot of body bags.


It's you idiots who keep talking the bloody revolution/civil war bullshit.  And we'd only need the body bags if we intended to stick around those shitholes and clean up the aftermath of your folly instead of just dozing the ruins.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: miskie on July 01, 2012, 11:24:38 AM
Primitives are full of piss & vinegar as of late, aren't they ? They get one court ruling that barely qualifies as a victory (Which Liberal leaders like Schumer are now getting angry over, BTW (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/07/chuck-schumer-john-roberts-broke-promise-commerce-clause-health-care-wickard-filburn-gonzales-raich.php) ( Link to TPM - A liberal-approved source) ) and they feel like giants amongst mere mortals....

Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 01, 2012, 12:33:41 PM
Oh for crying out loud.. ::)

I'm not killing anyone unless they step foot inside my home or try to assault me while I am around town.  I'm not fighting in a civil war, ever.  I'll leave that to our conservative men.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Bad Dog on July 01, 2012, 12:36:33 PM
Oh for crying out loud.. ::)

I'm not killing anyone unless they step foot inside my home or try to assault me while I am around town.  I'm not fighting in a civil war, ever.  I'll leave that to our conservative men.

Since they don't seem to be able to stand up to a fat cop with pepper spray, I don't think you'll need us. But, happy to oblige if necessary.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: jukin on July 01, 2012, 12:49:45 PM
We've got some real keyboard billy badasses there.

I have yet to meet a big-gov leftist type at the range or any gun shop even here in kalifornia. NOT ONE. Maybe there are some in the midwest where the mythological conservative democrat is supposedly found.

All we would do is blockade the big gov leftist shithole cities and watch you all eat your own. See how well the utopian society deals with no power and no water. It will not last longer than ten days.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Airwolf on July 01, 2012, 02:10:15 PM
Have fun wit htat lever action rifle dumbass. Let me know when you can hit a target farther then 100 meters with that thing . I have hit steel out to 1000 meters and have the graduation certificate to prove it. Best four weeks ever in my Army career was learing how to shoot better at the School run at Ft Campbell Ky For Platoon Snipers. It's just to bad it wasn't the Army Sniper School but it was run by a former SF vet with two tours in Vietnam.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JakeStyle on July 01, 2012, 02:19:56 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9TXVMkQ29g[/youtube]
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Tucker on July 01, 2012, 02:56:41 PM
Oh for crying out loud.. ::)

I'm not killing anyone unless they step foot inside my home or try to assault me while I am around town.  I'm not fighting in a civil war, ever.  I'll leave that to our conservative men.

Liberals would certainly be no match for our women folk.

Hell liberal men are no challenge to liberal women.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Tucker on July 01, 2012, 03:03:19 PM
Have fun wit htat lever action rifle dumbass. Let me know when you can hit a target farther then 100 meters with that thing . I have hit steel out to 1000 meters and have the graduation certificate to prove it. Best four weeks ever in my Army career was learing how to shoot better at the School run at Ft Campbell Ky For Platoon Snipers. It's just to bad it wasn't the Army Sniper School but it was run by a former SF vet with two tours in Vietnam.

Over at Oak Ridge, a shooting range near Knoxville, Tn., they have a 1000 yard match twice a year. Standing at the firing line, looking downrange, it's a looong way. Walking from the firing line to the target area, you need to pack a lunch.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: swagger on July 01, 2012, 03:04:34 PM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7637/rachelrange.jpg)
Tucker, I had to go and check out that photo. Yeah, its a pose. Rachel Maddow at a shooting range with no hearing protection or safety glasses?

I don't think the gun is even loaded.

Just like DUmmy bravado. Its all image with no substance. Liberals are like terrorists, they are only brave when their victims cannot shoot back.
Also, consider where the photographer is standing. That would never be allowed to happen on a hot range.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Chris_ on July 01, 2012, 04:31:20 PM
No ammo on the counter either.

Lame photo op is lame.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2012, 04:33:39 PM
Also, consider where the photographer is standing. That would never be allowed to happen on a hot range.

I bet muzzle blast would ruin the "good rig".
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Big Dog on July 01, 2012, 04:45:44 PM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7637/rachelrange.jpg)
Tucker, I had to go and check out that photo. Yeah, its a pose. Rachel Maddow at a shooting range with no hearing protection or safety glasses?

I don't think the gun is even loaded.

Just like DUmmy bravado. Its all image with no substance. Liberals are like terrorists, they are only brave when their victims cannot shoot back.

She's standing with her feet together, her hips uneven, and a scoliosis curve in her back, to try to align her body to the weapon. Her right elbow is resting against the wall, probably to try to counter being off balance. All four fingers of her right hand are inside the loop on the cocking lever. She also failed to make a proper weld to the stock with her cheek, and it appears that she is trying to align the rifle to her left eye while holding the rifle as a right-handed shooter.

Poser.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: ScubaGuy on July 01, 2012, 04:48:35 PM
I'm still wondering why the guy has a hose clamp on the rifle. :loser:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 01, 2012, 05:00:32 PM
I'm still wondering why the guy has a hose clamp on the rifle. :loser:

I think I offered a possible reason on the last page.

As for the hose clamp, well, that looks as if it's a "field-expedient" sling swivel.

That's the only thing I can think of . . . :???:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Bad Dog on July 01, 2012, 05:03:42 PM
I think I offered a possible reason on the last page.

That's the only thing I can think of . . . :???:

Maybe he/she/it is planning to mount a bayonet?
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: jtyangel on July 01, 2012, 05:12:42 PM
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underseasurveyor (6,277 posts)

3. Suffering from ignorance and fear and lacking impulse control

and critical thinking skills mouth breathing knuckle-draggers often resort to the only thing they know, force. They're primitive low-life forms, they can't help it.

Your side gets every low life idiot known to man voting for it.  :lmao: You get all those protestors who protest Karl Rove and don't even know who he is. The people who said they were just at occupy to party, and the list of idiots goes on and on. Yeah, that's the party of critical thinkers right there.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: shadeaux on July 01, 2012, 05:33:05 PM
Silly DUmmies.  We don't need to use guns to hurt you.   :loser:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: 67 Rover on July 01, 2012, 05:47:48 PM
I'm still wondering why the guy has a hose clamp on the rifle. :loser:


Another possibility could be and idea stolen from the French and that's where he hangs the White flag.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2012, 06:00:53 PM

Another possibility could be and idea stolen from the French and that's where he hangs the White flag.

It's big enough to hold the corner of a king size bed sheet.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: jukin on July 01, 2012, 06:48:50 PM

Another possibility could be and idea stolen from the French and that's where he hangs the White flag.

Nope, doesn't look lie that rifle has been dropped enough times to have anything french about it.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: miskie on July 01, 2012, 08:59:34 PM
I'm still wondering why the guy has a hose clamp on the rifle. :loser:

It normally connects to the chain that keeps carnival shooting range guns from going missing or to be spun around and used against the crowd ?

Just a hint to Maddow - if you shoot around the little star instead of at it, you can usually punch it out of the paper and win a prize. You only have about 100 BBs to do it, so be as efficient as you can.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Big Dog on July 01, 2012, 09:05:57 PM
It normally connects to the chain that keeps carnival shooting range guns from going missing or to be spun around and used against the crowd ?

Just a hint to Maddow - if you shoot around the little star instead of at it, you can usually punch it out of the paper and win a prize. You only have about 100 BBs to do it, so be as efficient as you can.

Well played, sir.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 01, 2012, 10:25:52 PM
I'm unaware of any plans for revolution. Are the DUmmies looking for a confrontation?
All this bravado and chest beating...is this a prelude to liberal based violence?

Just looking at the DUmp there are half a dozen threads like this.

Like to see them pull that.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: dandi on July 01, 2012, 10:33:56 PM
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Better bring a lot of body bags.

Body bags? Nah.

We will need a lot of Pooper Scoopers, though, to clean up that trail you'll leave behind.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Gwitness on July 02, 2012, 02:28:22 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7637/rachelrange.jpg)
Tucker, I had to go and check out that photo. Yeah, its a pose. Rachel Maddow at a shooting range with no hearing protection or safety glasses?

I don't think the gun is even loaded.

Just like DUmmy bravado. Its all image with no substance. Liberals are like terrorists, they are only brave when their victims cannot shoot back.

what's with the screw clamp hanging of the tube mag? eta.....ok already answered.  his stance looks like shit.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Revolution on July 02, 2012, 03:40:13 AM
Maybe he/she/it is planning to mount a bayonet?

Here's hoping it hits an artery.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: diesel driver on July 02, 2012, 04:23:37 AM
I'm still wondering why the guy has a hose clamp on the rifle. :loser:

It's for the laser pointer.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: txradioguy on July 02, 2012, 04:33:13 AM
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Initech (32,716 posts)

1. They talk a lot of shit but deep down they'll chicken out before the first shot is fired.

Says a member of the hive that calls for revolution every time a Republican is in the White House.

Oh yeah...how's that move to France going for you guys?

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: diesel driver on July 02, 2012, 04:46:41 AM
Says a member of the hive that calls for revolution every time a Republican is in the White House.

Oh yeah...how's that move to France going for you guys?

 :whatever:

I say it's "progressing" nicely.

12 years, and they're still here.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Vagabond on July 02, 2012, 06:29:38 AM
I'm still flabergasted at their lack of any critical thought or study of strategy or logistics.  They think tactics will carry the day for them in a civil war.  That's the kind of stupid that would be painful.

Hey DUmmies, if you were all gathered in one town, I would have you surrendering without a shot fired.  Hell, it's likely I wouldn't even need a gun or make myself visible to you in any way.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 02, 2012, 06:31:47 AM
I say it's "progressing" nicely.

12 years, and they're still here.    :lmao:

Still waiting for their free gummint ride to utopia.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Gina on July 02, 2012, 07:08:23 AM
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JohnnyRingo (7,812 posts)

So conservatives think they can "take back their country" by force?

 They may find they have to pry it from our dead cold hands. Maybe they should start small in liberal bastions like East Cleveland and the Bronx first.
 
Better bring a lot of body bags.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002886203

Is that a challenge?   :rotf:  What a little baby.  I would beat him senseless with salami he is so weak.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Airwolf on July 02, 2012, 03:39:58 PM
They can't even prepare for a natural disaster like Katrina and other things like that how are they going to fight a war?
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Freeper on July 02, 2012, 05:14:53 PM
They can't even prepare for a natural disaster like Katrina and other things like that how are they going to fight a war?

All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Ogre on July 02, 2012, 05:43:10 PM
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JohnnyRingo (7,812 posts)

So conservatives think they can "take back their country" by force?

 They may find they have to pry it from our dead cold hands. Maybe they should start small in liberal bastions like East Cleveland and the Bronx first.
 
Better bring a lot of body bags.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002886203

I don't want my country back by force, but if you and your ilk are intent on starting something, I'll be your huckleberry.

The primitive can't fathom changing our country through constitutional means, then again their agenda can never be accomplished via this process so they assume that ours can't either.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 02, 2012, 05:52:04 PM
Liberals fear guns. They know conservatives own guns. Liberals tried but they can't take the guns away.

So now we have to listen to scary stories about how conservatives are gonna kill the liberals simply BECAUSE conservatives have guns.

believe me. If liberals were gonna be rounded up, we would already have done so.

Libs are always the ones to start the violence.  Always.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 02, 2012, 06:15:57 PM
Liberals fear guns. They know conservatives own guns. Liberals tried but they can't take the guns away.

So now we have to listen to scary stories about how conservatives are gonna kill the liberals simply BECAUSE conservatives have guns.

It's the Pigressive form of slasher movies.  They love scaring themselves and their chick-oid creatures (Many of the latter not being actual biological women...) then putting on the bravado to swagger around about being badasses.  It's pretty pathetic, really.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 02, 2012, 07:20:28 PM
All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)

Or, take out the water infrastructure and have them dying within days--3 or 4.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: diesel driver on July 02, 2012, 07:24:14 PM
All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)

Take out nothing.

Trip a few breakers, move a few transformers, those damned idiots would be dead before they could figure out what happened, much less fix it.

Less we'd have to rebuild later.   :II:
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: ChuckJ on July 02, 2012, 07:28:52 PM
Or, take out the water infrastructure and have them dying within days--3 or 4.

Or wait until they gather together and throw a small bag of pot into the crowd. They'd rip each other to shreds for free pot.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Vagabond on July 02, 2012, 09:48:59 PM
Or, take out the water infrastructure and have them dying within days--3 or 4.

Shhhh, they've never heard of 3rd Generation Asymmetric Warfare. 
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: docstew on July 02, 2012, 10:44:48 PM
All we would have to do is take out their power grid and they will kill each other off within days.  :-)

To increase efficacy, tell them the neighbor has a generator he isn't willing to share.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: diesel driver on July 03, 2012, 08:13:03 AM
Or wait until they gather together and throw a small bag of pot into the crowd. They'd rip each other to shreds for free pot.

Put a sign on an abandoned building that reads "FREE DRUGS AND HEALTHCARE", and they'd come like flies to shit.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Revolution on July 03, 2012, 09:51:38 AM
I say we put a cage over a place like California with only one door to it. Make several lines of cheetoes leading to there from every state. At the door would be their prise. Bags of coke, pot, methamphetamines, ludes, other assorted pills, hash, LSD, PCP, etc. Use Google Earth to make certain the line ends at a point. When they're all in there, lock the door secure with padlocks, and electronic locks, and watch the fun progress via the many, many cameras placed around the cage. It's like "The Condemned. Only nobody will be walking out a winner.

From there, after every progressive in the US of A is dead, watch our country prosper.


















What...too elaborate?
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Chris_ on July 03, 2012, 09:59:34 AM
I say we put a cage over a place like California with only one door to it.
Reminds me of a joke.
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Three guys, a Canadian, an American, and Osama Bin Ladin are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, and says "I want a wall around Afghanistan so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

The American, a former civil engineer, asks "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable."

The American says, "Fill it with water."
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Revolution on July 03, 2012, 10:03:34 AM
Reminds me of a joke.

 :lmao: Excellent joke! Hi5.
Title: Re: Conservative Gun Owners: You're Chickens!
Post by: Airwolf on July 03, 2012, 01:25:52 PM
I say we put a cage over a place like California with only one door to it. Make several lines of cheetoes leading to there from every state. At the door would be their prise. Bags of coke, pot, methamphetamines, ludes, other assorted pills, hash, LSD, PCP, etc. Use Google Earth to make certain the line ends at a point. When they're all in there, lock the door secure with padlocks, and electronic locks, and watch the fun progress via the many, many cameras placed around the cage. It's like "The Condemned. Only nobody will be walking out a winner.

From there, after every progressive in the US of A is dead, watch our country prosper.


















What...too elaborate?



I'd say we take off now and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.