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Title: Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Op
Post by: Chris_ on June 28, 2012, 09:33:13 AM
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Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Operative

Two lawsuits filed in West Virginia are seeking restraining orders against Kim Kardashian.

One of the suits would claim that Kim, her ex-husband Kris Humphries, and Humphries' current girlfriend Myla Sinanaj held a Philadelphia man at gunpoint and forced him to watch the three of them having sex for five hours in their hotel room, which was filled with barnyard animals and a unicorn? Because that is one correct answer.

A Brooklyn man "stumbled upon" Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian at an Al Qaeda training camp in the West Virginia mountainside, where they burned the American flag and where West performed a concert for all the terrorists at the camp.
Miami New Times (http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2012/06/insane_kardashian_lawsuits_cla.php)

I'd buy that for a dollar.
Title: Re: Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Op
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 28, 2012, 06:02:59 PM
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Two lawsuits filed in West Virginia are seeking restraining orders against Kim Kardashian.

You wouldn't need an RO to keep me away from that much crazy.
Title: Re: Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Op
Post by: Chris_ on June 28, 2012, 06:03:32 PM
I'd stand around and watch.
Title: Re: Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Op
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 29, 2012, 12:37:29 PM
Sounds pretty plausible.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Op
Post by: IassaFTots on June 29, 2012, 01:22:53 PM
Wierd Kim Kardashian sex tapes are everywhere these days...

http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2012/06/20/lawsuit-of-the-day-names-kim-kardashian-and-mark-cuban-as-defendants/


Odd.
Title: Re: Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Op
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 29, 2012, 07:45:55 PM
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One of the suits would claim that Kim, her ex-husband Kris Humphries, and Humphries' current girlfriend Myla Sinanaj held a Philadelphia man at gunpoint and forced him to watch the three of them having sex for five hours in their hotel room, which was filled with barnyard animals and a unicorn? Because that is one correct answer.

Was the unicorn of the Skittle-shitting variety?