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Title: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Freeper on June 23, 2012, 09:50:59 PM
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Nancy Waterman (5,999 posts)

 
Jon Stewart just completely misrepresented Fast and Furious

He made it sound like Holder has refused to give any documents and now Obama is claiming executive privilege - just like Bush used to do.
He left out so many salient facts and really twisted it to fit a false equivalence. It was really infuriating.

He left out: that the program began under Bush; that Holder knew nothing about it originally and when he found out he ended it; that Congress has been given thousands of documents; that many of the documents they now want are illegal to give, etc., etc. I am really irritated. Usually, Jon Stewart is trustworthy, so people assume he has the right story.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/125148312

They sure love running with the lie that Bush did it and the heroic Holder stepped in and stopped it.

Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 23, 2012, 09:53:31 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/125148312

They sure love running with the lie that Bush did it and the heroic Holder stepped in and stopped it.



And the only people who believe it are the douchebags.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 23, 2012, 10:00:28 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/125148312

They sure love running with the lie that Bush did it and the heroic Holder stepped in and stopped it.



For the perpetually DUmb:

Bush could not have started a program that began in October 2009.. He left office in January of that year.  January comes before October.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: BEG on June 23, 2012, 10:02:39 PM
Stewart is a Racistâ„¢.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Freeper on June 23, 2012, 10:06:58 PM
For the perpetually DUmb:

Bush could not have started a program that began in October 2009.. He left office in January of that year.  January comes before October.

There was a thread yesterday where they had the smoking gun blaming Chimpy for 9-11, the claim was that one full year before Sept 11, 2001 that Bush had 0sama in the cross hairs and didn't pull the trigger. Using simple math that would mean they had him in their sights on or about Sept 11, 2000. Who was president then?

So not only is everything bad under the sun happening now Bush's fault, but  things that happened even before the election are his fault as well.

Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 23, 2012, 10:11:12 PM
There was a thread yesterday where they had the smoking gun blaming Chimpy for 9-11, the claim was that one full year before Sept 11, 2001 that Bush had 0sama in the cross hairs and didn't pull the trigger. Using simple math that would mean they had him in their sights on or about Sept 11, 2000. Who was president then?

So not only is everything bad under the sun happening now Bush's fault, but  things that happened even before the election are his fault as well.



I saw that thread.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Bad Dog on June 23, 2012, 11:01:29 PM
If you haven't watched the video, do so.  Stewart was devastating.  This reaches an audience that could have been snowed by Madcow & Chrissy etc. People are asking why they hadn't heard about this before.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Revolution on June 24, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
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MindMover (1,792 posts)
6. Maybe John needs some glasses, the truth might be blurry....

For some of you, it's perpetually blurry. For the majority, it is non-existant. And I say this DUpes, because if it doesn't agre with you to the full extent, it is not the truth.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: obumazombie on June 24, 2012, 01:57:24 AM
What I love hearing from libs currently is the clarion call that Holder stopped the F&F program, at a time that Holder claims he had no knowledge of the program. He has to be the luckiest AG ever to accidentally stop a program he knew nothing about.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Skul on June 24, 2012, 05:36:34 AM
The very first comment cracked me up.
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Response to Nancy Waterman (Original post)
Fri Jun 22, 2012, 12:09 AM
southernyankeebelle (6,338 posts)
1. Yes you are right. I wanted to yell at the tv and tell him to go over and listen to Maddows
take on this story.
I got so disgusted I changed it.
Perfect source for factual crunchy facts and non-patisian reportage. :lmao:
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: FlippyDoo on June 24, 2012, 06:02:48 AM
For the perpetually DUmb:

Bush could not have started a program that began in October 2009.. He left office in January of that year.  January comes before October.

Ah, but you forget two very important things with DUmmies: 2+2=potato AND anything bad=Bush did it.

I'll give you an example…

Conservative: The last president to be impeached was Clinton.
DUmmie: Yes, but it was Bush's fault.
Conservative: Say what?
DUmmie: It was all Bush's fault. Bush had them grease Clinton's zipper so his fly would be open. Bush had them spray Clinton's underwear with something that would severely weaken the fabric. Without Clinton's knowledge Bush had them implant a ferrous piece of metal in the head of Clinton's penis. Without Monica's knowledge Bush had them implant a magnet in one of her rear molars. Finally, when Bush was ready he had one of his people drop something on the floor at just the right time. Monica kneeled down to pick it up. Clinton, being the gentleman, saw her kneeling and went to check on her. When he gets close enough the magnet implanted in her molar pulls on the ferrous metal implanted in his penis. The magnetic draw causes his little Clinton to pull through the chemically weaken fabric of his underwear and go into her mouth. See, it was all caused by Bush.
Conservative: Umm. Yeah. Okay. Except he got impeached for lying.
DUmmie: It was Bush's fault.
Conservative: It was Bush's fault that he lied?
DUmmie: He didn't lie. If you'll remember Poppa Bush was a member of the spy agency place. They have all kind of drugs. They slipped Clinton something so that he would forget what happened.
Conservative: You've got problems.
DUmmie: You just don't know your facts you Fundy Rethug!!!! I'm the winnah!!!!! I can't wait until I tell the other DUers how I schooled you.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: lars1701c on June 24, 2012, 08:01:59 AM

anytime those assholes bring up bush just use this handy dandy fact

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b10/lars1701c/550442_3655743986655_1401280240_n.jpg)
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 24, 2012, 08:25:49 AM
Flippy, you're the greatest fictional spirit guide I know of. :lmao:
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Bad Dog on June 24, 2012, 11:53:46 AM
Guess who showed up on this thread?  None other than our very own Benny!  He immediately started whining about being banned somewhere. Someone nailed him as a Ronulan & they went after him like a pack of ovulating hyenas.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 24, 2012, 12:20:35 PM
Guess who showed up on this thread?  None other than our very own Benny!  He immediately started whining about being banned somewhere. Someone nailed him as a Ronulan & they went after him like a pack of ovulating hyenas.

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Response to Benjamin Parish (Reply #40)

Fri Jun 22, 2012, 12:35 PM

Star Member uppityperson (64,726 posts)
42. To be clear, this time you were banned for supporting Ron Paul. That is against the TOS of DU.

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So to be a member of the DUmp you are required to be a Obama dick sucker? No wonder all the morons over their are such faggots.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Chris_ on June 24, 2012, 12:47:49 PM
So to be a member of the DUmp you are required to be a Obama dick sucker? No wonder all the morons over their are such faggots.
Not Obama specifically... just the Democratic Party.

You're allowed to disagree with Obama but you have to be willing to tickle his nuts on occasion. 
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: debk on June 24, 2012, 02:01:16 PM
Not Obama specifically... just the Democratic Party.

You're allowed to disagree with Obama but you have to be willing to tickle his nuts on occasion.  


ewwww!   :runaway:
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: Bad Dog on June 24, 2012, 02:05:04 PM

ewwww!   :runaway:

Perfectly acceptable form of hero worship.
Title: Re: John Stewart thrown under the bus.
Post by: miskie on June 24, 2012, 03:43:32 PM
This is actually great news for anyone against Obama.

It means that the fear of being labeled racist by disagreeing with The One's policies is disappearing.