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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Charles Henrickson on June 23, 2012, 02:54:36 PM

Title: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on June 23, 2012, 02:54:36 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-12 (DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2898709/posts)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Fallout_shelter_photo.png/300px-Fallout_shelter_photo.png)
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Big Dog on June 23, 2012, 03:03:30 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-12 (DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2898709/posts)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Fallout_shelter_photo.png/300px-Fallout_shelter_photo.png)

Sweet!

Say, what is the shelf life of 5,000 bags of Cheet-ohs, anyway?
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Bad Dog on June 23, 2012, 03:04:59 PM
I see no guns in the picture.  Hee Hee
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Freeper on June 23, 2012, 03:06:54 PM
Oh man just imagine the fun DU is going to be when Romney is sworn in.  :rotf:

Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Big Dog on June 23, 2012, 03:10:09 PM
I see no guns in the picture.  Hee Hee

If they build it, the guns will come.
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on June 23, 2012, 04:59:15 PM
The DUmmie Underground Resistance Fighters (DURF) are hunkered down in their Perfect Rovian Storm Cellars. The walls are lined with canned goods and powdered instant foods. Cartons of triage milk and jugs of distilled water are stacked on the floor. The Resistance Fighters, their faces full of concern and working-class nobility, are huddled in groups around their shortwave radios. A man is trying to pick up the signal. A woman is holding her crying baby. "Any word, Will?" "No, Nadin, I can't raise them."

(http://newdeal.feri.org/images/b04.jpg) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Lange-MigrantMother02.jpg/185px-Lange-MigrantMother02.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on June 23, 2012, 05:42:23 PM
DURFS! :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on June 23, 2012, 05:44:52 PM
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NickB79 (7,875 posts)

If you knew Romney was going to win, how would you prepare?
I'm talking serious steps to protect yourself and your family from the ensuing financial butt****ing this country (and likely the global economy) would be getting.

What would you do to insulate yourself as best you could? And I'm assuming that we're not talking about building a bunker in the woods and going offgrid; the vast majority of people don't have that kind of disposable income.

What the heck do they think is happening now?
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 23, 2012, 05:53:55 PM
DUmmies prepping?! The only thing a DUmmy will stockpile is drugs.
I wonder if the DUmmies will make their moms stand in line for hours for a bag of Cheesey-Poofs?
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 23, 2012, 06:05:52 PM
I love "preppers" of all flavors. No matter their cause, and they may hate or laugh at each other, they're all just survivalist nuts, and they the densest, funniest crackpots out there. The most entertaining time in the history of Algore's innertube was the last few months of 1999, as the Y2K apocalypse came thundering in like an overloaded coal train. The panic gradually increased until lots of message boards were incoherent. Y2K was also the golden age of trolling.
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: diesel driver on June 23, 2012, 06:36:41 PM
Oh, this is too good!

Walmart/Haliburton has been replaced with Bain/Koch Industries.
The Bush Reeducation/Detention camps have been replaced with the Romney Mormon Reeducation/Detention camps.
I'm sure there will soon be pictures of the Walmart/Bain/Koch Industries Detention Camps all over the internet, just like the Target/Walmart/Haliburton ones.

SSDR  Same Shit, Different Regime

Paranoia, thy name is DUmmie!   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on June 23, 2012, 06:51:08 PM
Bain Reeducation Camp:

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Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 23, 2012, 07:52:52 PM
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[December 21, 2012, a date which will live in-- Well, no, I guess that would be it. OK then.]

 :lol:
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Tantal on June 23, 2012, 11:32:55 PM
I love "preppers" of all flavors. No matter their cause, and they may hate or laugh at each other, they're all just survivalist nuts, and they the densest, funniest crackpots out there.

It depends on the degree. I've got enough cash, gold, silver, guns, ammo, food, water, and medical supplies to last for about 4 months should something bad happen. Am I a nut-job? Now, I'm not sinking every penny I have into an underground bunker to survive the NK/Chinese/Russian nuclear assault, but the possibility of food and fuel shortages is a reality. OTOH, the DUmmies' idea of the "apocalypse" is government entitlement checks not going out on time.
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Bad Dog on June 23, 2012, 11:39:01 PM
Am I a nut-job?

No
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: diesel driver on June 24, 2012, 06:59:47 AM

OTOH, the DUmmies' idea of the "apocalypse" is government entitlement checks not going out on time.


May an apocalypse be upon them, then.   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2012, 08:26:57 AM
It depends on the degree. I've got enough cash, gold, silver, guns, ammo, food, water, and medical supplies to last for about 4 months should something bad happen. Am I a nut-job? Now, I'm not sinking every penny I have into an underground bunker to survive the NK/Chinese/Russian nuclear assault, but the possibility of food and fuel shortages is a reality. OTOH, the DUmmies' idea of the "apocalypse" is government entitlement checks not going out on time.
How does one calculate the amount of firepower and precious metals required for a certain amount of time? I can understand an emergency cache of food and water. The rest just seems expensive nonsense to most of us. Of course most of us will die, according to the apocalyptics. No journey to the mother ship in fresh Nikes!
Title: Re: DUmmie Preppers get ready for Rmoney's Rethuglican Rule (New DUFU)
Post by: Tantal on June 24, 2012, 03:23:14 PM
How does one calculate the amount of firepower and precious metals required for a certain amount of time?
Well, I've got about 50K rounds of military calibers (5.45x39, 7.62x39, 5.56x45, 7.62x51, 9x19, and .45 ACP). That's not including other random calibers like .40 S&W, 12 gauge, 7mm Mag, .30-30, etc. I think I'm pretty good on firepower. The precious metals are a little more difficult to calculate; however, given my statement of 4 months' worth, that gives me about $5K/month in current dollars.

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The rest just seems expensive nonsense to most of us.

Well, I'm a gun collector anyway, so I would've spent money on guns and ammo regardless. The gold and silver serve multiple purposes......investment, hedge, possible currency (over half is in pre-'65 90% silver coinage). If you want to put your absolute trust in the competence and altruism of our government, other world governments, bankers, and your fellow man, feel free. I prefer to have options.