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Title: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 12:58:55 PM
http://www.barackobama.com/news/entry/the-obama-event-registry?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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From the comments section at barackobama.com

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BigFurHat

Have I wandered onto a comedy site?

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Ferrell Gummitt

I smell the smoke of desperation here guys. Seriousl, don't you find this idea a tad arrogant?

However, it is great blog material. Thanks.

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Nexialist

This is a joke, right?

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Gen44 Isack

Good day everyone. I am back from my time off in fun beautiful Miami. I had the honor of meeting our own GOSAL. She was soo kind to us and treated us so dearly. She is an amazing person, and I couldn't be prouder of being a friend. Staying at the Viceroy was mad cool. Got to relax at Spa, and amazing steam room, gym. Then met up with my old girl who was performing at a club. Just a total blast. I have to get ready to go to LA for a possible job, but I loved Miami. Just can't wait to head back!

Hope you are all well!

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TeaRunner

You went on vacation when you could have donated the money? Disgusting.

Actually, this whole site ispretty stomach turning. Tacky, clueless, and classless.

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lock12

I'm being punked, right? This is the most outrageous idea in the history of campaign fundraising.

So his reelection should somehow be so important to me that I should forgo wedding presents so he can just have the cash instead.

I mean seriously, what next? Do you want me to take out a margin loan on my 401k?

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Danielle Schaeffer

This is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. You NEVER even MENTION gifts to your guests... you certainly do not ASK for 'anything' and you most certainly don't ask them for something so 'specific.' Whose brilliant idea was this? Is the President of the United States really THIS lacking in 'social graces'? I am appalled.








Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2012, 01:01:20 PM
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Is the President of the United States really THIS lacking in 'social graces'?

Yes, Barack Milhous is, and some of us saw it way back when, but were ignored.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 01:04:17 PM
This reeks of desperation. BTW, I loved Nixon, I hate that people are comparing Obama to him.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ogre on June 22, 2012, 01:06:30 PM
Apparently Emperor Obumbler and Queen Wookie aren't having an easy go of fund raising this time around.  I wonder what could have possibly changed his former donor's minds? :-)
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Skul on June 22, 2012, 01:08:21 PM
Creepy was the word.
Yikes!
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2012, 01:08:48 PM
This reeks of desperation. BTW, I loved Nixon, I hate that people are comparing Obama to him.

Well, among one's mixed feelings about Richard Nixon, it does include a great deal of admiration and respect.

When comparing the teacher with his obviously-superior pupil, though, one can draw only on the negative of Nixon, because Barack Milhous has none, I repeat none, of the virtues of Nixon, not even any of the tiny ones.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: IassaFTots on June 22, 2012, 01:12:25 PM
No Way!  Way?

This is just embarassing. 
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 01:19:54 PM
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Monica Crowley ‏@MonicaCrowley

First they came for our money, then they came for our health care, and then they came for our wedding presents...
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 22, 2012, 02:23:02 PM
At a nameless libtard house, at anniversary time:

Non-gender specific spouse #1: Honey, you remember that time you said that you really had your heart set on going to that nice new restaurant for our anniversary?
Non-gender specific spouse #2: yes, sweet cheeks!  You mean...!
#1:  no, we're having ramen noodles tonight!  I donated to the Obamessiah in honor of you instead!
#2:  WHAT?  I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: txradioguy on June 22, 2012, 02:28:57 PM
Egotistical...desperate and downright creepy.

This man has no shame.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: miskie on June 22, 2012, 02:42:32 PM
(http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/1/1/1/6/5/ar123021821456111.jpg)

Apparently Obama's fund raising team have been watching Seinfeld reruns.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Karin on June 22, 2012, 02:57:40 PM
I'm absolutely ****ing speechless.  I cannot WAIT to see what a fun field day will be had with this.  Has Twitter exploded yet, Bally?  I did not see this coming AT ALL.  People scrimping to put some sort of wedding celebration together, and that asshole wants to grab whatever token a guest may manage to bring?  Un****ingbelievable.

Couple more comments:

  
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Carl Radish • 15 minutes ago • parent
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Can't wait to see the death notices with, "In lieu of flowers..."


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bserius • 2 hours ago
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HEY LIBS,,,,,, Did Valery Jarrett make her daughter give up all the gifts at her wedding last week ?


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Alohajonny • 44 minutes ago• parent
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It already has gone virle and is all over FB


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Tom Sita • an hour ago
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Thanks for giving me the push I needed to donate to the Romney campaign! Fool!!


Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Tucker on June 22, 2012, 03:00:11 PM
This reeks of desperation. BTW, I loved Nixon, I hate that people are comparing Obama to him.

Nixon was the first president that I voted for.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Tucker on June 22, 2012, 03:02:56 PM
There is only one that has less class than the jug eared muslim and that would be Mechelle my bell.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: VivisMom on June 22, 2012, 03:04:21 PM
This is the height of tacky.

Although it will help me prank my husband for our anniversary.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Chris_ on June 22, 2012, 03:04:38 PM
#Obamafundraisingideas (https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23Obamafundraisingideas)

 â€@iowahawkblog
Donate your spare child to help keep President Obama's campaign motorcade rolling. Dial 1-877-KIDS4CARS

 â€@TheRickWilson
Pay-per-view Drone Strikes

 â€@dminor85
Buy me a Five Guys Burger with your EBT cards!

:-)
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Karin on June 22, 2012, 03:12:31 PM

The DUmp has a thread on it:

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B2G (845 posts)

 Obama gift registry
Seriously? Who's bright idea was this? This looks rather...desperate.
 Followed by the general blurb
 

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Wait Wut (3,925 posts)
1. I think it's a great idea.

I gave both my husband and sister gifts from the barackobama/store. I often give contributions to charities as gifts. My bday is November 4th and my anniversary is Oct. 31st, both too close to the election to matter. Otherwise, I'd sign up. Hell, it'd be fun to tweak some of my Republican friends and relatives.   
:loser:

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Response to B2G (Original post)
Fri Jun 22, 2012, 03:35 PM
 demtenjeep (21,193 posts)
2. yea, such a horrible thing to have Obama gear during election year

I think it is cool. I already have two Hi-ball glasses, a progress shirt and got my daughter an Obama coffee travel mug.

If my birthday were before the election, beg, I would absolutely register!

She called B2G by BEG's name.   :p

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USD79 (9 posts)
3. Wow, just wow!

I get home to find that 3 different conservative friends had emailed me about this registry and were laughing at me about it. And look at the comments about it. Hardly supportive of the idea. It appears pretty desperate and cheesy to me as well.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Tucker on June 22, 2012, 03:15:09 PM
The DUmp has a thread on it:
 :loser:

She called B2G by BEG's name.   :p

 :lmao:

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B2G (845 posts)

 Obama gift registry
Seriously? Who's bright idea was this? This looks rather...desperate.
 Followed by the general blurb

I'll bet he's one of ours.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Karin on June 22, 2012, 03:28:42 PM
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Response to B2G (Original post)
USD79 This message was hidden by Jury decision.

 :o  Caught it just in time!

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Response to USD79 (Reply #3)
Fri Jun 22, 2012, 04:21 PM
 demtenjeep (21,194 posts)
4. wow, just wow

it is a great day when conservative friends get their panties in a wad!

HEY PAM.  If you would get out of the hive, you'd be able to see that your preezy is a national laughingstock over this, this afternoon. 

DUmp Link (http://election.democraticunderground.com/1002843874)
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 22, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
:o  Caught it just in time!

HEY PAM.  If you would get out of the hive, you'd be able to see that your preezy is a national laughingstock over this, this afternoon. 

DUmp Link (http://election.democraticunderground.com/1002843874)

I sometimes wonder if their echo chamber could be converted to a suffocating vacuum...
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 03:35:25 PM
I'm absolutely ****ing speechless.  I cannot WAIT to see what a fun field day will be had with this.  Has Twitter exploded yet, Bally?

Oh yeah Karin, it has! :lmao:

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We accept food stamps #ObamaFundraisingIdeas

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#ObamaFundraisingIdeas I DONATED $5 TRILLION DOLLARS TO #OBAMA and all I got was this LOUSY T-SHIRT THAT SAYS MADE IN #CHINA

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#ObamaFundRaisingIdeas Neighbour's backyard party bothering you? For $10,000 I have a Predator Drone solution for that.

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#ObamaFundraisingIdeas Sell pardons: $500 for each year off!

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#Obamafundraisingideas donate your spare child to help keep President Obama's campaign motorcade rolling. Dial.

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#Obamafundraisingideas Pay to add a name of anybody foreign or domestic to Kill List for drone targets.

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@BarrackObama "Give me you life savings" #ObamaFundraisingIdeas
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Chris_ on June 22, 2012, 03:39:50 PM
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AOTUS ‏@ObamasAutopen
Secret Service Agent For Day (Hookers & Brawling Included) ‪#Obamafundraisingideas‬
:hyper:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 03:45:51 PM
I so :heart: Twitter! :lmao:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Karin on June 22, 2012, 03:49:18 PM
 :rotf:  Well, thanks, Barry, for giving the whole country a much-needed laugh, and a creative outlet as well.  Of course, not a lick of work has been done since the thing broke, but hey, it's Friday afternoon. 
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 22, 2012, 03:52:38 PM
Apparently, one of the Trending Topics over there is #NoPantyDay.  Here's what one of the tweets there said:

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He Is We‏@HeIsWE

looking at the TTs. i hope #NoPantyDay isn't one of the #obamafundraisingideas.

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: zeitgeist on June 22, 2012, 03:55:27 PM
I so :heart: Twitter! :lmao:

OMG some of those are priceless.  And on the clueless front, m/zeit informed me a gravy bowl might be for gravy train but polite society serves gravy in a gravy boat!   :hammer:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Tucker on June 22, 2012, 05:00:41 PM
It's gone mainstream.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/06/22/obama-sets-up-registry-for-campaign-cash/100000000001408/1#.T-TrbphBhlk

Non AP.

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This is the latest in fundraising gimmicks being deployed by both Obama and Mitt Romney, who have conducted lotteries so supporters can spend a day on the trail with the candidates or attend special events like a recent fundraiser hosted by actress Sarah Jessica Parker for the president.

Obama and Romney are locked in a battle for campaign dollars as well as votes. Romney and the Republican National Committee raised more money than Obama and his Democratic allies in May.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 22, 2012, 05:08:43 PM
This is the last desperate act of a desperate, and classless, fool. Wow  :mental: :thatsright: :loser:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: bijou on June 22, 2012, 05:21:15 PM
Here's the twitter feed it's hilarious and racking up the jokes

https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ObamaFundRaisingIdeas

Rich ‏@RichDenver88

Open a chain of "Bed, Bathsalts & Beyond
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 06:42:37 PM
Apparently, one of the Trending Topics over there is #NoPantyDay.  Here's what one of the tweets there said:

He Is We‏@HeIsWE

looking at the TTs. i hope #NoPantyDay isn't one of the #obamafundraisingideas.

:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: diesel driver on June 22, 2012, 06:50:48 PM
Yes, Barack Milhous is, and some of us saw it way back when, but were ignored.

Is it Barack Milhous, or Richard Hussein?
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 22, 2012, 06:53:19 PM
The next thing you know, they'll be hiring Moochelle out as a stripper for private parties..... :panic:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 22, 2012, 07:04:00 PM
The next thing you know, they'll be hiring Moochelle out as a stripper for private parties..... :panic:

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:

I should BS you for that! :mad: :tongue:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2012, 07:19:52 PM
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@iowahawkblog

#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans You may stiff the bride

:lmao:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Freeper on June 22, 2012, 07:22:13 PM
What's next will Burger King have 0bama 2012 drinking glasses?

Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 22, 2012, 07:52:52 PM
What's next will Burger King have 0bama 2012 drinking glasses?



With special cadmium paint jobs.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 22, 2012, 08:01:53 PM
Look for Mattel to replace the Ken and Barbie doll with Michelle and Barrack.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 22, 2012, 08:23:28 PM
My daughter's birthday is this coming Wednesday and then my wedding anniversary is a week later.  Sorry, Obama, we are greedy and won't share our gifts with you.  Carleigh would say, "DON'T TOUCH MY MONEY!!" if you tried anyway. 
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Karin on June 25, 2012, 07:51:52 AM
Just an update, one last post in the DUmp:

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Response to B2G (Original post)
Fri Jun 22, 2012, 08:21 PM
 Canuckistanian (40,474 posts)
7. I don't have a problem with this

But it seems you have to pretty much ensure that ALL your guests are Obama supporters. Things like this start family wars.

The RW nutcases are getting steamed about this as we speak.

Prediction: This will be HUGH in the coming week.

"Steamed."   :whatever:  More like screaming with laughter.  It finally did make the news this morning.   It got zero recs at the DUmp. 
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Danglars on June 25, 2012, 08:04:28 AM
 :o

I am in awe. I mean I'm freaking impressed. The Obamas actually out-tackyed the Clintons.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: IassaFTots on June 25, 2012, 08:12:47 AM
:o

I am in awe. I mean I'm freaking impressed. The Obamas actually out-tackyed the Clintons.

I KNOW, right?   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Gina on June 25, 2012, 08:22:07 AM
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TeaRunner

You went on vacation when you could have donated the money? Disgusting.

Actually, this whole site ispretty stomach turning. Tacky, clueless, and classless.

I don't have an ability to recognize sarcasm.  Is this sarcasm or is TeaRunner really pissed?   :lmao:
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: lars1701c on June 25, 2012, 08:28:06 AM
I wouldn't give the sweat off my balls for this douche bag....
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Karin on June 25, 2012, 08:47:53 AM
The thing that is just so astounding to me, is that there are people (probably Obama included), in that camp that find it inconceivable that as a blushing new bride, I wouldn't want to donate all potential presents (monetary value), to one Barack Obama, the Magnificent. 

Why would I want treasured keepsakes from loved ones, to perhaps pass down to my children and grandchildren, such as the start of a silver and china collection?  The One needs this more than I do!  They really do think that way?  I'm sorry to keep this thread bumped up, but I'm still just utterly shocked. 

Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: jukin on June 25, 2012, 09:32:10 AM
I'm going to crudely write with crayons that I have donated in lieu of a gift to all of the 0bamabots birthdays, weddings, and any other special occasion...for the rest of my life.

Thank you presidebt 0bama!!!
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: USA4ME on June 25, 2012, 04:57:02 PM
I'm proud to say I got into the swing of things. The other day a friend's uncle died, so I bought him a card--"I'm so sorry for your loss," it said--and sent it to the Obama campaign instead.

.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: freedumb2003 on June 25, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
I just checked in -- some new fun comments:

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56Survivor • 23 minutes ago −
Almost 4000 comments have been removed. Why not just take down the entire Registry. By now you must see it is a complete failure. My daughter is a democrat and thinks this is a terrible idea.

Dear Leader will NOT be mocked!

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You are 2 months to late for my wedding. I did get a gaudy family tree wall hanging thing. Can I drop it off at a field office? You could sell it on craigslist!

No in-kind gifts -- move along...

Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: zeitgeist on June 26, 2012, 12:12:01 PM
I just checked in -- some new fun comments:

Dear Leader will NOT be mocked!

No in-kind gifts -- move along...



Your avatar pic looks exactly like a person I know (and Norm is the type who would wear that shirt).

Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Bad Dog on June 26, 2012, 12:58:41 PM
I know, spilled milk & all.  But imagine for a moment that OS had come up with something like this.  I'm beginning to doubt that his "friends" were really looking out for him.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: GOP Congress on June 26, 2012, 02:39:18 PM
Your avatar pic looks exactly like a person I know (and Norm is the type who would wear that shirt).



Sounds like one of the few positive things Omaha Steve Dawes had ever done in his life: Beat anorexia.

www.electstevedawes.com

EDIT: Oh no! What happened to the site? I so wanted Steve Dawes brilliant election team to show up for at least the end of the domain registration period. I will host if need be.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: miskie on June 26, 2012, 02:46:43 PM
The next thing you know, they'll be hiring Moochelle out as a stripper for private parties..... :panic:

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/2/128937139036244316.jpg)
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: Karin on June 27, 2012, 08:34:47 AM
An update for my favorite thread.  Amongst the hundreds of comments now saying, "thanks for great idea and inspiration!  I'm having a party and we're all sending a donation to Romney"  there is a lone post that is pure DemocraticUnderground:

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ObamaBoy • a day ago
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The comments here show that the teabaggers are only interested in tearing down our president. Mr Obama, it's time to step up and do what you know needs doing... 1) Cancel the election now, we can not afford as a nation to spend 2+ Billion dollars on an election which we all know Obama will easily Win. the repub teabaggers have no chance to win anyways. Their only goal is to destroy our country and our president. 2) confiscate the hundreds of million that the traitors have sent to their superPacs only to damage our President and our constitution. we can use this money as a down payment on our debt. If they complain, give them pink underwear and put them into a tent in the desert.

Go Obama 2012!!!


Or maybe it's a mole.


Someone gave themselves the moniker "gravyboat."   :lmao:  I thought it was funny.

They've had to delete 4,000 comments.  You'd think they'd just scrap the idea and take it down.  I guess not.  Whoever's running it must be just like Pam, who stubbornly believes it to be a sterling idea.  Pun intended.
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: zeitgeist on June 27, 2012, 03:33:55 PM
An update for my favorite thread.  Amongst the hundreds of comments now saying, "thanks for great idea and inspiration!  I'm having a party and we're all sending a donation to Romney"  there is a lone post that is pure DemocraticUnderground:

Or maybe it's a mole.


Someone gave themselves the moniker "gravyboat."   :lmao:  I thought it was funny.

They've had to delete 4,000 comments.  You'd think they'd just scrap the idea and take it down.  I guess not.  Whoever's running it must be just like Pam, who stubbornly believes it to be a sterling idea.  Pun intended.

Would that be a sterling gravyboat? 
Title: Re: Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? Screw getting a gift
Post by: miskie on June 27, 2012, 04:16:37 PM
Would that be a sterling gravyboat? 

for Pammy ? Naaa.. Id wager on a gravyboat made of gunmetal by the Coach handbag people. That's more her style.