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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: PatriotGame on May 18, 2008, 08:48:22 PM

Title: Fairy tale
Post by: PatriotGame on May 18, 2008, 08:48:22 PM: One day, long, long ago.......

there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.

But this was a long time ago.......

and it was just that one day.

The End
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 09:00:45 PM: :rotf:
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 09:00:59 PM: Alrighty, I can appreciate this post! Actually I am not a nagger or whiner, just a bitch. :-)
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 09:01:48 PM: There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?" With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. "Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"

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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98. Two years older than me" she replied. "So you're 96? Hardly worth going home, is it?" he said.
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: dutch508 on May 18, 2008, 09:07:57 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 18, 2008, 09:00:59 PM
Alrighty, I can appreciate this post! Actually I am not a nagger or whiner, just a bitch. :-)

Well....Hellooooooooo...there!
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 09:48:42 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on May 18, 2008, 09:07:57 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 18, 2008, 09:00:59 PM
Alrighty, I can appreciate this post! Actually I am not a nagger or whiner, just a bitch. :-)

Well....Hellooooooooo...there!

I have perfected it to an artform. It's actually quite becoming on me. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 09:49:26 PM: Chris, those stories were evil! :lmao:
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 09:52:55 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 18, 2008, 09:49:26 PM
Chris, those stories were evil! :lmao:

You're laughing, ain't cha? :rofl:
Title: Re: Fairy tale
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2008, 09:57:13 PM: Quote from: Chris on May 18, 2008, 09:52:55 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 18, 2008, 09:49:26 PM
Chris, those stories were evil! :lmao:

You're laughing, ain't cha? :rofl:

How did you know? Yes, you are very funny! :lmao: