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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on June 22, 2012, 04:23:18 AM
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A 400-pound woman decided to strip down to her birthday suit while she sat on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday afternoon.
Patricia McCollum was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs in public and was initially held on a $100 bond, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.
The 52-year-old, who is currently homeless, was sitting buck naked on a bus bench at 3900 N. Ocean Blvd. She claims she was only trying to put on a different outfit ...
Floriduh! (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/21/400-pound-woman-arrested-for-wearing-birthday-suit-on-bus-bench/)
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THIS THREAD DON'T NEED NO DAMN PICTURES!
:lmao:
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:puke:
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Some years back I and the guy I was dating swam out to a tiny, tiny island off the coast near Tampa/St Pete. We were strolling along, saw a guy fishing. As we neared him we glanced to our left. Suddenly our eyeballs were full of 300+ pounds of completely naked female flesh with legs open to the sun. That's a sight you never, ever forget.
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Floriduh! (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/21/400-pound-woman-arrested-for-wearing-birthday-suit-on-bus-bench/)
Send this woman to San Francisco, -------Why are the men allowed to wander about, sit in restaurants and do their thing buck naked as the day they were born.
Seems to me the sexual organs display is out of line, have to describe to me what a sexual organ is. Is it a mans dangling penis or a hair covered out of sight woman's internal organs. Nipples seem to be a sexual on a man, non functional appendage of no use but for sexual pleasure.
If nipples on a female, how is this anything but a feeding device for baby's. ? If the vagina and it is cloaked with hair, covered up, how is this a sexual organ ????
What fun to compare the huffier puffie gays that want Men to wander about stark naked but to demonise woman who may tempt the men into a different life style.------Say heterosexual sex and children .
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THIS THREAD DON'T NEED NO DAMN PICTURES!
:lmao:
At least put her mugshot up there so you can "imagine" :naughty:
(http://cbsmiami.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/patricia-mccollum.jpg)
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Some years back I and the guy I was dating swam out to a tiny, tiny island off the coast near Tampa/St Pete. We were strolling along, saw a guy fishing. As we neared him we glanced to our left. Suddenly our eyeballs were full of 300+ pounds of completely naked female flesh with legs open to the sun. That's a sight you never, ever forget.
There ain't enough mind bleach in New York State, right now, to purge an image like that. :o
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There ain't enough mind bleach in New York State, right now, to purge an image like that. :o
(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/flexible-girl-contortionist1.jpg)
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(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/flexible-girl-contortionist1.jpg)
That could do it, though. H5, milady. :-*
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(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/flexible-girl-contortionist1.jpg)
That.....is quite interesting...odd looking but I could get use to it ... :hyper:
^H5
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she is the ATM machine at the strip club
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At least put her mugshot up there so you can "imagine" :naughty:
(http://cbsmiami.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/patricia-mccollum.jpg)
So this woman looks alike ones mother or grand mother. Not bad, not ugly so who gives a shit.
I notice the few that latch onto the looks of people , Too fat too thin, but we do not have any idea of what the poater or their family looks like.
So a woman decides to cool off in the heat and change clothing in public. She is not flauning her sex organs in public at her age, she may just be over heated and need to cool down.------
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Oh go hump a donkey, vesta :bird: can't even call you an asshole because you are a whole ass.
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Oh go hump a donkey, vesta :bird: can't even call you an asshole because you are a whole ass.
I wish I knew where the hi5 was on the phone lol
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Oh go hump a donkey, vesta :bird: can't even call you an asshole because you are a whole ass.
My word Gina how long do you believe you will be knock down gorgeous ?
Life happends, accidents and just natural ageing. I would be very careful snikering at those those that do no not have your beauty.
Beauty would not be beauty be if it did not fade.
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I notice the few that latch onto the looks of people , Too fat too thin, but we do not have any idea of what the poater or their family looks like.
I really don't need to know what her poater look like.
So a woman decides to cool off in the heat and change clothing in public. She is not flauning her sex organs in public at her age, she may just be over heated and need to cool down.------
She was arrested for flauning her poater in public. I guess she could have been cooling down an overheated poater.
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poater.
whats a poater?
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whats a poater?
It appears to be Ft. Lauderdale slang for a woman's vulva. May be related to "pooter", Southern white slang for same.
Or maybe it's just a little bit of vesta-speak I used for comic effect.
Use your imagination, and come up with a meaning for "flauning her poater in public" that would send a woman to jail!
:evillaugh:
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It appears to be Ft. Lauderdale slang for a woman's vulva. May be related to "pooter", Southern white slang for same.
Or maybe it's just a little bit of vesta-speak I used for comic effect.
Use your imagination, and come up with a meaning for "flauning her poater in public" that would send a woman to jail!
:evillaugh:
The slang 'cooter' is also used in the area. Just pointing that out. :lmao:
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The slang 'cooter' is also used in the area. Just pointing that out. :lmao:
'Cooter': Also a term for an edible fresh water turtle. So be careful to explain that if you ask a woman if she has ever eaten a 'cooter'.
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'Cooter': Also a term for an edible fresh water turtle. So be careful to explain that if you ask a woman if she has ever eaten a 'cooter'.
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whats a poater?
Nadinism?
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Nadinism?
Egg-zactly!
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(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/flexible-girl-contortionist1.jpg)
The circus contortionist gets married and heads off on the honeymoon. The first night she decides to surprise her new husband so she gets into the bed and adopts a familiar position to wait for the husband. Several minutes later she can see the husband standing there staring with a puzzled expression on his face. She says "What's wrong darling" , He responds "Honey - would you mind farting ? Just to give me a hint".
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The circus contortionist gets married and heads off on the honeymoon. The first night she decides to surprise her new husband so she gets into the bed and adopts a familiar position to wait for the husband. Several minutes later she can see the husband standing there staring with a puzzled expression on his face. She says "What's wrong darling" , He responds "Honey - would you mind farting ? Just to give me a hint".
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rofl: :rofl: :panic:
I haven't laughed that hard in months.
h5!