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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 06:11:38 PM

Title: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 06:11:38 PM
Meet "Thistle:"

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwIAlx5R0s&feature=youtube[/youtube]

"Military Industrial Media Complex" was one of my favorite lines in that whole, unintelligable thing.

And here's a little about herself from the thorny one herself.

http://www.thistlespace.org/

This is absolute entertainment.
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 06:32:40 PM
Example of her music. I warn you, this is ear wrenching, stupid, non-sensicle, but EXTREMELY funny. Click at your own peril. Frank, be glad you can't here this...

http://www.thistlespace.org/music/through_a_window_2012/The%20BP%20Song.mp3

"I say we slit their throats,
and watch the blood trickle like oil,
into all of our waaater."

Holy shit. Not only is this insane, she can't hold a note to save her life.

I'm also going to post a quote about the song from Earth First! that describes the raw awesomeness. I'm still looking around the site, and exploring. Bear with me.

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“I met Thistle this past summer while on an Earth First! Journal speaking tour, and was completely struck by the power and passion her music conveys. When Thistle played the “BP Song” I got chills, and for the first time felt that there was a statement that could bring us an ounce of comfort in the wake of one of the worst environmental disasters in history. Thistle’s music provides for activists and concerned people what we need in times of turmoil: to listen and know that we are not alone in our quest to live in harmony with our planet and communities.”
 
– Leah Rothschild, Contributing Editor, Earth First! Journal

Doesn't the song talk about slitting throats, and watching the blood trickle out?
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Danglars on June 18, 2012, 06:46:17 PM
No! Really? This has got to be performance art!


Anarchists for organization!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2012, 06:47:35 PM
If Obama had a daughter, she'd sound just like that.
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 06:51:35 PM
No! Really? This has got to be performance art!


Anarchists for organization!

 :rofl:

How dare you defile the word "art" and all that goes with it by referring to what this chick does as "art."
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 18, 2012, 06:54:37 PM
Thistle is no DUmmy. She's agitating on the streets, not a keyboard warrior in Mom's basement.

just listening to her rant, she's a psychopath waiting to kill. Its only a matter of time. Feed her drugs, and she will serve the elite masters and their bloody purge. And she will be surprised to learn that whenwhen her usefulness is done, she will be the very next to die.
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Danglars on June 18, 2012, 06:57:03 PM
How dare you defile the word "art" and all that goes with it by referring to what this chick does as "art."

I am abashed. You're right. A Bonfire of the Vanities would be doused if you put this person in it.





Errrr...are you sure it's a chick?
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Danglars on June 18, 2012, 06:58:57 PM
Thistle is no DUmmy. She's agitating on the streets, not a keyboard warrior in Mom's basement.

just listening to her rant, she's a psychopath waiting to kill. Its only a matter of time. Feed her drugs, and she will serve the elite masters and their bloody purge. And she will be surprised to learn that whenwhen her usefulness is done, she will be the very next to die.


 :dozer:
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 18, 2012, 07:11:00 PM
How dare you defile the word "art" and all that goes with it by referring to what this chick does as "art."

One could call it "art"--if one put an "f" in front of it. O-) :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 18, 2012, 07:44:36 PM
One could call it "art"--if one put an "f" in front of it. O-) :fuelfire:

She put the 'Fartsy' in 'Artsy-fartsy.'
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: shoes off the couch on June 18, 2012, 08:12:37 PM
Ugggh. These libtards in Madison have really tarnished the whole state the past year and a half with their crybaby antics. Please believe me when I say the rest of the state is nothing like what has precipitated in what we refer to as "The Peoples Republic".

Here's another clip starring Thistle, and one of her radical cohorts shot moments later as the CNN bus departs:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ro6Qfm1ySKQ[/youtube]

 :loser:
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 18, 2012, 08:24:39 PM
A scowl does absolutely nothing to improve that pignosed face.

 :p
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Bad Dog on June 18, 2012, 08:30:40 PM

 :dozer:

I was thinking the same thing.  Didn't the chick the Israelis bulldozed have cute little pony tails?
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: hillneck on June 18, 2012, 08:30:55 PM
Hey Thistle, do us a favor and visit the Muslim country of your choice.  That way they would put you in a full veil burqa to cover up that scowled, pig nose face of yours.  That would be a great benefit for all mankind.    :mental:
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Ogre on June 18, 2012, 09:27:19 PM
Whoa, all that woman's dogs aren't barking at the same moon. :mental:

I don't even want to get in the "art" debate, as I'm not sure that it even qualifies as music. :-)
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 09:42:33 PM
Whoa, all that woman's dogs aren't barking at the same moon. :mental:

I don't even want to get in the "art" debate, as I'm not sure that it even qualifies as music. :-)

All of her various "dogs" each have a mind of their owns. They bark at different stars every night. Not one singular planet, silly. :rotf:

Miles Kristan is one of the biggest pieces of shit in Madison. I swear, if I'm ever down there, before I am arrested, I'm going to get one or two REALLY good shots S.O.B. Only if I run into him though, of course.
Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Ballygrl on June 18, 2012, 11:12:16 PM
From the Youtube comments section :lmao:

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Pippi Bongstocking

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do youthink her mom fessed up and told her daughter that as a baby she accidently dropped her on her head...more than once


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Good God it talks and talks and talks...

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This is what Dumbocracy looks like.

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I notice many liberal women have thick necks. Why is that? It certainly can't be to hold up their heads because there isn't too much inside the cranium.

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It's remarkable how many bumper stickers she can remember and recite.  But it is nice to see an "organized anarchist" with a nice, corporate smart phone.

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Holy cow, this gal is really angry.....she needs to get drunk and get laid. (don't look at me tho)

Title: Re: Examiniing a DUmmy in the Flesh
Post by: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 11:24:34 PM
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do youthink her mom fessed up and told her daughter that as a baby she accidently dropped her on her head...more than once

(http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sloth.jpg)
THISTLE!!!

I actually didn't see that comment when I looked through them. Nice find, BG.