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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Gina on June 18, 2012, 06:40:12 AM
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Johnny Depp is her husband. They say she is GORGEOUS. :???: What am I missing here?
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2160809-13A6F370000005DC-923_634x798.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2160809-13A6F3C0000005DC-325_634x1224.jpg)
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Widely spaced front teeth are supposed to be a sign of a very passionate woman.
IOW's....maybe she's super hot in bed. A woman can negate a lot of her shortcomings if she's hot in bed.... :-)
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Nothing, if gap-toothed versions of Skeletor are your thing.
Stick a pole up her ass and you could use her mouth for a rake.
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:lol:
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^5 Sparky. :rotf: You owe me a cup of coffee and a monitor. I'll have to use that!
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Lighting is everything I guess.
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Lighting is everything I guess.
:o wow, I guess it is unlesss that was taking like 20 years ago
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Gina, one of these - :spork: - would've been helpful.
I look at something like that and I think, "snaggletooth."
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She looks like a character from one of Tim Burton's animated movies.
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Receding gums, scrawny, looks a little methy to me.
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They aren't married. She is his baby momma. There are always rumors about him porking everything with a pulse. Maybe she has gay nudie pix of him and blackmails him to stay or maybe he is such a douchebag in real life that she is the only one who will tolerate him.
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Really? newspaper called her his wife......oh well
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Nothing, if gap-toothed versions of Skeletor are your thing.
Stick a pole up her ass and you could use her mouth for a rake.
:rofl:
Yeah, JohnnyReb, that's what I've heard. "Gated" women are supposedly good in bed. Never tried it. Never been attracted to anything that can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.
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Yeah, JohnnyReb, that's what I've heard. "Gated" women are supposedly good in bed. Never tried it. Never been attracted to anything that can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.
She could probably floss with your dick :bolt:
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She could probably floss with your dick :bolt:
She ain't getting anywhere near me. I wouldn't touch her with your dick. :stirpot:
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Love is blind I guess
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She ain't getting anywhere near me. I wouldn't touch her with your dick. :stirpot:
and it's a bigun :naughty:
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Damn....
She never hear of braces?
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She is French so probably never heard of braces, soap, deoderant, or razors either.
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She is French so probably never heard of braces, soap, deoderant, or razors either.
Maybe that's why he sticks in his twig into anything with a pulse
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Johnny Depp made $40 million last year. I think he should use some of that money and take her to a good dentist. I am sure Hollywood is full of them.
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Depp is no real looker either. yeesh! For all the fun we're making of her the gals can rake Depp over the coals too!
How did he ever get to be a heart throb looking like that? I guess Hollywood make-up can do wonders.
as for the rumors, I don't know how any self respecting gal can stick with a guy who makes no attempt at fidelity. Maybe she's biding her time and will abscond back to France with the baby and half of Depp's net worth...
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Women like his bad boy/pirate image.
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Women like his bad boy/pirate image.
Meh, he will always be that dude in 21 Jumpstreet to me.
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His scared the living hell out of me as "Willy Wonka." That tarnished him a bit for me. I have to think of POTC everytime I think of Depp, otherwise, he's ruined.
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(http://www.babble.com/cs/blogs/famecrawler/helena-bonham-carter.jpg)
I see the resemblance.
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They both look a mess to me. She can't afford a dentist. He can't manage a shave and a haircut. Darn Obamaconomy.
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Helen Bonham Carter isn't a bad looking woman. Just a pretentious bitch with f'd up politics.
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That thing Depp is with, oof.
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That thing Depp is with, oof.
They met on the set of Edward Scissorhands, quite awkwardly.
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His scared the living hell out of me as "Willy Wonka." That tarnished him a bit for me. I have to think of POTC everytime I think of Depp, otherwise, he's ruined.
I am actually a huge Johnny Depp and Tim Burton fan. But I must admit that the remake of Willy Wonka is not nearly as good as the original. That was a role that Gene Wilder was born to play. He did fantastic in that movie.
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I liked the 1st one as well, but to each his own....
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I liked the 1st one as well, but to each his own....
The second one went more with the book than the original. But the original is still better.
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Depp is no real looker either. yeesh! For all the fun we're making of her the gals can rake Depp over the coals too!
And he's stinky: Sources: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis Have Terrible Hygiene (http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/02/24/sources-johnny-depp-vanessa-paradis-have-terrible-hygiene/#ixzz1yCk7sDLw)
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She's not the best looking person I've seen, but I like the fact that she obviously hasn't gone the plastic surgery route like so many celebrities have gone, some of them are unrecognizable.
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She's not the best looking person I've seen, but I like the fact that she obviously hasn't gone the plastic surgery route like so many celebrities have gone, some of them are unrecognizable.
Not a big fan myself either, but I'd make an exception for her. Is she French?
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Everyone knows the hottest chicks in Europe are Greek, Italian, or Spanish. Well, guess you have to add in Ukrainian now.
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Not a big fan myself either, but I'd make an exception for her. Is she French?
Yes she's French.
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Everyone knows the hottest chicks in Europe are Greek, Italian, or Spanish. Well, guess you have to add in Ukrainian now.
Yeah, add Ukrainian, or Hungarian also, or whatever they are calling themselves these days.
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Just goes to show that what the French call "beauty"...at times differs from the rest of the world.
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Meh, he will always be that dude in 21 Jumpstreet to me.
Me too. Loved that show.
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After 14 years and two children together, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are saying goodbye.
"Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated," their rep tells Us Weekly in a joint statement. "Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children."
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/johnny-depp-vanessa-paradis-split-174000267.html?_esi=1
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKB77cLGqI[/youtube]
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Now they can stink separately.
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http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split. Really good article on it
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http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split. Really good article on it
I'd never seen this web site before, so like watching a train wreck, I couldn't NOT watch it. This stuck out and I busted a gut:
[VaJohnny allegedly having] drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex with Ashley Olsen,
:rotf: :lmao:
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Dlisted is the best site on the internet. The guy who runs the blog is named MichaelK and is by far the funniest mofo I have ever read.
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I'd never seen this web site before, so like watching a train wreck, I couldn't NOT watch it. This stuck out and I busted a gut:
:rotf: :lmao:
Seriously! Someone please explain to me the appeal of either of those two. They look like two cranky little girls who've just popped out of a Halloween costume shop. Johnny can score his own drugs and would you really want YOU GOT IT DUUUUUDE! waking up next to you?!
A blue waffle? YOU GOT IT, DUDE! :naughty: This very first coment had me laughing.
Depp gets what he gets with an Olsen. So does his "peen."
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http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split. Really good article on it
Johnny Depp's spokeswhore gave a short and simple statement of words to Entertainment Tonight and confirmed that after 14 years together, he's no longer sticking his tongue between Vanessa's gap and they both wish everyone will not sniff up their asses for more information. Johnny doesn't have to worry about me sticking my nose in his ass, because I'm not about to get butt scabies up in my nostrils. (I'm lying, I still would.)
^ That is hilarious! :lmao:
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A thought just occured to me... Her smile looks like the front grille on a Jeep!!
:fuelfire: :-)
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A thought just occured to me... Her smile looks like the front grille on a Jeep!!
:fuelfire: :-)
Jeep's grill is trademarked isn't it?
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The dude is BRUTAL. :rofl:
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Geez no looks, no rack, and no ass...Ugh :spork:
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2/10. Would not bang.