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Title: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Gina on June 18, 2012, 06:40:12 AM
Johnny Depp is her husband.  They say she is GORGEOUS.   :???:  What am I missing here? 

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2160809-13A6F370000005DC-923_634x798.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2160809-13A6F3C0000005DC-325_634x1224.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2160809-13A6F369000005DC-127_634x854.jpg)
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2012, 07:08:39 AM
Widely spaced front teeth are supposed to be a sign of a very passionate woman.

IOW's....maybe she's super hot in bed. A woman can negate a lot of her shortcomings if she's hot in bed.... :-)
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: NHSparky on June 18, 2012, 07:53:18 AM
Nothing, if gap-toothed versions of Skeletor are your thing.

Stick a pole up her ass and you could use her mouth for a rake.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Gina on June 18, 2012, 07:58:57 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: md11hydmec on June 18, 2012, 08:28:06 AM
^5 Sparky.   :rotf: You owe me a cup of coffee and a monitor.  I'll have to use that!
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: formerlurker on June 18, 2012, 08:51:14 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7KKs2VFeRCw/TastNj-g68I/AAAAAAAAAuA/FBW0-RcoODo/s640/Johnny+Depp+Wife+9.jpg)

Lighting is everything I guess.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Gina on June 18, 2012, 09:14:03 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7KKs2VFeRCw/TastNj-g68I/AAAAAAAAAuA/FBW0-RcoODo/s640/Johnny+Depp+Wife+9.jpg)

Lighting is everything I guess.

 :o  wow, I guess it is unlesss that was taking like 20 years ago
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Eupher on June 18, 2012, 10:02:19 AM
Gina, one of these -  :spork: - would've been helpful.

I look at something like that and I think, "snaggletooth."
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: thundley4 on June 18, 2012, 10:11:50 AM
She looks like a character from one of Tim Burton's animated movies.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Bad Dog on June 18, 2012, 10:28:47 AM
Receding gums, scrawny, looks a little methy to me.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: mamacags on June 18, 2012, 11:46:00 AM
They aren't married.  She is his baby momma.  There are always rumors about him porking everything with a pulse.  Maybe she has gay nudie pix of him and blackmails him to stay or maybe he is such a douchebag in real life that she is the only one who will tolerate him.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Gina on June 18, 2012, 11:51:07 AM
Really?  newspaper called her his wife......oh well
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 12:02:38 PM
Nothing, if gap-toothed versions of Skeletor are your thing.

Stick a pole up her ass and you could use her mouth for a rake.

:rofl:

Yeah, JohnnyReb, that's what I've heard. "Gated" women are supposedly good in bed. Never tried it. Never been attracted to anything that can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Gina on June 18, 2012, 12:04:28 PM
:rofl:

Yeah, JohnnyReb, that's what I've heard. "Gated" women are supposedly good in bed. Never tried it. Never been attracted to anything that can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.

She could probably floss with your dick  :bolt:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 12:15:54 PM
She could probably floss with your dick  :bolt:

She ain't getting anywhere near me. I wouldn't touch her with your dick. :stirpot:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: A7X_foREVer on June 18, 2012, 01:27:51 PM
Love is blind I guess
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Gina on June 18, 2012, 01:40:32 PM
She ain't getting anywhere near me. I wouldn't touch her with your dick. :stirpot:

and it's a bigun  :naughty:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: rich_t on June 18, 2012, 02:47:47 PM
Damn....

She never hear of braces?
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: mamacags on June 18, 2012, 03:11:02 PM
She is French so probably never heard of braces, soap, deoderant, or razors either.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: A7X_foREVer on June 18, 2012, 03:13:07 PM
She is French so probably never heard of braces, soap, deoderant, or razors either.


Maybe that's why he sticks in his twig into anything with a pulse
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 18, 2012, 04:06:52 PM
Johnny Depp made $40 million last year. I think he should use some of that money and take her to a good dentist. I am sure Hollywood is full of them.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 18, 2012, 06:16:04 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7KKs2VFeRCw/TastNj-g68I/AAAAAAAAAuA/FBW0-RcoODo/s640/Johnny+Depp+Wife+9.jpg)
Depp is no real looker either. yeesh! For all the fun we're making of her the gals can rake Depp over the coals too!

How did he ever get to be a heart throb looking like that? I guess Hollywood make-up can do wonders.

as for the rumors, I don't know how any self respecting gal can stick with a guy who makes no attempt at fidelity. Maybe she's biding her time and will abscond back to France with the baby and half of Depp's net worth...
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: seahorse513 on June 18, 2012, 06:33:29 PM
Women like his bad boy/pirate image.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: IassaFTots on June 18, 2012, 06:34:29 PM
Women like his bad boy/pirate image.

Meh, he will always be that dude in 21 Jumpstreet to me. 
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 06:50:01 PM
His scared the living hell out of me as "Willy Wonka." That tarnished him a bit for me. I have to think of POTC everytime I think of Depp, otherwise, he's ruined.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Big Dog on June 18, 2012, 07:23:23 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2160809-13A6F369000005DC-127_634x854.jpg)

(http://www.babble.com/cs/blogs/famecrawler/helena-bonham-carter.jpg)

I see the resemblance.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: longview on June 18, 2012, 07:40:09 PM
They both look a mess to me.  She can't afford a dentist.  He can't manage a shave and a haircut.  Darn Obamaconomy.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 07:42:35 PM
Helen Bonham Carter isn't a bad looking woman. Just a pretentious bitch with f'd up politics.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 07:43:21 PM
That thing Depp is with, oof.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: obumazombie on June 18, 2012, 08:57:39 PM
That thing Depp is with, oof.
They met on the set of Edward Scissorhands, quite awkwardly.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 18, 2012, 09:17:30 PM
His scared the living hell out of me as "Willy Wonka." That tarnished him a bit for me. I have to think of POTC everytime I think of Depp, otherwise, he's ruined.

I am actually a huge Johnny Depp and Tim Burton fan. But I must admit that the remake of Willy Wonka is not nearly as good as the original. That was a role that Gene Wilder was born to play. He did fantastic in that movie.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: seahorse513 on June 18, 2012, 09:33:59 PM
I liked the 1st one as well, but to each his own....
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 18, 2012, 09:36:19 PM
I liked the 1st one as well, but to each his own....

The second one went more with the book than the original. But the original is still better.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 18, 2012, 09:58:50 PM
Depp is no real looker either. yeesh! For all the fun we're making of her the gals can rake Depp over the coals too!

And he's stinky: Sources: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis Have Terrible Hygiene (http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/02/24/sources-johnny-depp-vanessa-paradis-have-terrible-hygiene/#ixzz1yCk7sDLw)
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Ballygrl on June 18, 2012, 10:45:21 PM
She's not the best looking person I've seen, but I like the fact that she obviously hasn't gone the plastic surgery route like so many celebrities have gone, some of them are unrecognizable.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 11:02:43 PM
She's not the best looking person I've seen, but I like the fact that she obviously hasn't gone the plastic surgery route like so many celebrities have gone, some of them are unrecognizable.

Not a big fan myself either, but I'd make an exception for her. Is she French?
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 11:07:35 PM
Everyone knows the hottest chicks in Europe are Greek, Italian, or Spanish. Well, guess you have to add in Ukrainian now.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Ballygrl on June 18, 2012, 11:26:16 PM
Not a big fan myself either, but I'd make an exception for her. Is she French?

Yes she's French.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 19, 2012, 03:22:21 AM
Everyone knows the hottest chicks in Europe are Greek, Italian, or Spanish. Well, guess you have to add in Ukrainian now.

Yeah, add Ukrainian, or Hungarian also, or whatever they are calling themselves these days.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: txradioguy on June 19, 2012, 05:14:51 AM
Just goes to show that what the French call "beauty"...at times differs from the rest of the world.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: njpines on June 19, 2012, 08:15:16 AM
Meh, he will always be that dude in 21 Jumpstreet to me. 

Me too.  Loved that show.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Revolution on June 19, 2012, 01:40:53 PM
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After 14 years and two children together, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are saying goodbye.
 
"Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated," their rep tells Us Weekly in a joint statement. "Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children."
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/johnny-depp-vanessa-paradis-split-174000267.html?_esi=1
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Chris_ on June 19, 2012, 01:44:32 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKB77cLGqI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Eupher on June 19, 2012, 01:49:32 PM
Now they can stink separately.
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: mamacags on June 19, 2012, 02:36:48 PM
http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split.  Really good article on it
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Eupher on June 19, 2012, 02:45:14 PM
http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split.  Really good article on it

I'd never seen this web site before, so like watching a train wreck, I couldn't NOT watch it. This stuck out and I busted a gut:

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[VaJohnny allegedly having] drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex with Ashley Olsen,

 :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: mamacags on June 19, 2012, 05:54:46 PM
Dlisted is the best site on the internet.  The guy who runs the blog is named MichaelK and is by far the funniest mofo I have ever read. 
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Revolution on June 19, 2012, 07:47:51 PM
I'd never seen this web site before, so like watching a train wreck, I couldn't NOT watch it. This stuck out and I busted a gut:

 :rotf: :lmao:

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Seriously! Someone please explain to me the appeal of either of those two. They look like two cranky little girls who've just popped out of a Halloween costume shop. Johnny can score his own drugs and would you really want YOU GOT IT DUUUUUDE! waking up next to you?!

A blue waffle? YOU GOT IT, DUDE!  :naughty: This very first coment had me laughing.

Depp gets what he gets with an Olsen. So does his "peen."
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 19, 2012, 07:59:36 PM
http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split.  Really good article on it

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Johnny Depp's spokeswhore gave a short and simple statement of words to Entertainment Tonight and confirmed that after 14 years together, he's no longer sticking his tongue between Vanessa's gap and they both wish everyone will not sniff up their asses for more information. Johnny doesn't have to worry about me sticking my nose in his ass, because I'm not about to get butt scabies up in my nostrils. (I'm lying, I still would.)

^ That is hilarious!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on June 20, 2012, 03:02:32 PM
A thought just occured to me...  Her smile looks like the front grille on a Jeep!!

 :fuelfire:   :-)
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Gina on June 20, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
A thought just occured to me...  Her smile looks like the front grille on a Jeep!!

 :fuelfire:   :-)

Jeep's grill is trademarked isn't it?
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Wineslob on June 20, 2012, 04:04:38 PM
The dude is BRUTAL.    :rofl:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on June 21, 2012, 03:29:52 PM
Geez no looks, no rack, and no ass...Ugh  :spork:
Title: Re: Johhny Depp's wife
Post by: Tantal on June 22, 2012, 11:56:54 PM
2/10. Would not bang.