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Title: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 17, 2012, 01:37:07 AM: Happy birthday, Creative Genius, Inspiration to Us All!

And you know I really mean that; you've been great!

And I, personally, thank you!
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Revolution on June 17, 2012, 01:42:47 AM: (http://www.celebrationgeneration.com/SimpsonsL.jpg)

Happy Birthday, Ralph!
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Tantal on June 17, 2012, 01:51:03 AM: Although I agree with the sentiment, why is this in the DUmpster? Are you just hoping that it leads Ralph here faster by way of one his DU socks?
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 17, 2012, 01:54:26 AM: Quote from: Tantal on June 17, 2012, 01:51:03 AM
Although I agree with the sentiment, why is this in the DUmpster? Are you just hoping that it leads Ralph here faster by way of one his DU socks?

It's a singular honor; Mr. Wiggum was the originator of the Top DUmmies, way back when.

I do however have a feeling Eupher's going to squawk about coming to the DUmpster, but it's copacetic.
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on June 17, 2012, 02:07:26 AM: Quote from: franksolich on June 17, 2012, 01:54:26 AM
I do however have a feeling Eupher's going to squawk about coming to the DUmpster, but it's copacetic.

Usually, generally, most of the time, the time that one spends in the DUmpster is inversely proportional to the time that one spends dealing with primitives in real life.

In other words, if one has to deal with primitives in real life, one doesn't care much for the DUmpster, and for good reason. My heart goes out to those who have to see these people first-hand and up close.

If one doesn't have to deal with primitives in real life, one finds the DUmpster rollicking jolly fun.
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: JakeStyle on June 17, 2012, 03:04:12 AM: Happy Birthday!!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Splashdown on June 17, 2012, 06:35:30 AM: Happy birthday to the hot chick!
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Post by: Freeper on June 17, 2012, 07:24:15 AM: Happy birthday Ralphie boy!
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Post by: longview on June 17, 2012, 09:01:12 AM: Happy Birthday, RW!
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Post by: Ballygrl on June 17, 2012, 09:04:37 AM: Happy Birthday!
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 17, 2012, 09:40:21 AM: Hey, hey, Ralphie! Happy Birthday! :bday:
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Post by: AprilRazz on June 17, 2012, 09:54:53 AM: Happy birthday! :cheersmate:
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Post by: BEG on June 17, 2012, 10:45:31 AM: Happy Birthday :naughty:
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Post by: miskie on June 17, 2012, 10:48:42 AM: [youtube=420,315]40K2S0-5Xo0[/youtube]
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Post by: Dblhaul on June 17, 2012, 10:59:33 AM: Happy Birthday!
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Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 17, 2012, 11:44:10 AM: Happy birthday!! :)
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Post by: obumazombie on June 17, 2012, 11:54:00 AM: Happy Birthday
Vast (R)alph (W)iggum Conspiracy !
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 06:13:12 PM: Thank you everyone! Please...if someone would, move this to the lounge.
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 09:04:19 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 06:13:12 PM
Thank you everyone! Please...if someone would, move this to the lounge.

Oooh..... that's it baby, let's get more comfortable! Happy Birthday Ralph! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 09:47:22 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 09:04:19 PM
Oooh..... that's it baby, let's get more comfortable! Happy Birthday Ralph! :cheersmate:

Lol!!!! :P
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:05:57 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 09:47:22 PM
Lol!!!! :P

I was going through photos in my imageshack and came across the one where you were getting frisked at First Av. What a night! :-)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:09:03 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:05:57 PM
I was going through photos in my imageshack and came across the one where you were getting frisked at First Av. What a night! :-)

Post it.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: obumazombie on June 17, 2012, 10:17:24 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:05:57 PM
I was going through photos in my imageshack and came across the one where you were getting frisked at First Av. What a night! :-)

Not this kind of a night...

Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7LNDLKfWY)

What a night it was, it was like it had 4 seasons...
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:24:19 PM: Heavens no, Frankie Valli's what a night pales in comparison to Ralphie Wiggum's what a night. He's a gemini, and that's just how we roll.
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:29:45 PM: Here it is: :rofl:

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5898/res1id1.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:34:03 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:29:45 PM
Here it is: :rofl:

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5898/res1id1.jpg)

What is wrong with the colors? Looks like something is growing on my face, plus my shirt looks weird. ???
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:35:44 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:34:03 PM
What is wrong with the colors? Looks like something is growing on my face, plus my shirt looks weird. ???

I am sorry, probably my crappy camera, plus it was night and I was across the street! Let me see if I can touch it up. :-)
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:37:15 PM: While you are waiting, here is a picture of me on the beach in malibu in the mid 80s. :lmao:

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2152/img0001zy0.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:37:54 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:35:44 PM
I am sorry, probably my crappy camera, plus it was night and I was across the street! Let me see if I can touch it up. :-)

I have it saved somewhere too. See if I can find it. My favorite comment was from SR...he thought I was packing heat!
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Rebel on June 17, 2012, 10:38:55 PM: The hot chick. :lmao:
Title: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:42:37 PM: Quote
While you are waiting, here is a picture of me on the beach in malibu in the mid 80s. :lmao:

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2152/img0001zy0.jpg)

Perk. :P

Looks like a beach shot from a cheesy 80's movie. ;D
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:43:18 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:37:54 PM
I have it saved somewhere too. See if I can find it. My favorite comment was from SR...he thought I was packing heat!

:lmao:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:43:32 PM: Quote from: Rebel on June 17, 2012, 10:38:55 PM
The hot chick. :lmao:

I didn't choose that moniker, I won a contest. 8)
Title: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2012, 10:44:00 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:42:37 PM
Perk. :P

Looks like a beach shot from a cheesy 80's movie. ;D

My life was a cheesy 80s movie! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: obumazombie on June 17, 2012, 11:22:23 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2012, 10:42:37 PM
Perk. :P

Looks like a beach shot from a cheesy 80's movie. ;D
Mid 80's sounds about right. 85 pounds at the most.
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: njpines on June 18, 2012, 08:30:43 AM: Hope it was a happy one! :yahoo:
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on June 18, 2012, 10:10:23 AM: Quote from: franksolich on June 17, 2012, 01:54:26 AM
It's a singular honor; Mr. Wiggum was the originator of the Top DUmmies, way back when.

I do however have a feeling Eupher's going to squawk about coming to the DUmpster, but it's copacetic.

Not at all. I'm happy to go to wherever the birthday greeting is. After I extend my best wishes, I'll meander back over to where I normally hang out.

But I guess this thread was moved to the Lounge after all.

Happy Birthday, Ralph!
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on June 18, 2012, 10:06:06 PM: Happy belated birthday, Ralph, still the hottest chick on CU. :-)
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 10:16:13 PM: Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on June 18, 2012, 10:06:06 PM
Happy belated birthday, Ralph, still the hottest chick on CU. :-)

Damn, that's old school. I don't even 3/4s of our members will understand that. ;-)
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 19, 2012, 05:36:31 AM: Happy Belated Birthday, Ralph Wiggum - H5 to ya! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2012, 10:43:24 PM: Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on June 18, 2012, 10:06:06 PM
Happy belated birthday, Ralph, still the hottest chick on CU. :-)

Thanks SLW! Love ya', just don't tell SR! ;D
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2012, 10:48:44 PM: Quote from: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 10:16:13 PM
Damn, that's old school. I don't even 3/4s of our members will understand that. ;-)

But us "old" members get it. Which I'm finding is scary...been posting here or at CU for 8 freaking years now.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2012, 10:49:40 PM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on June 19, 2012, 05:36:31 AM
Happy Belated Birthday, Ralph Wiggum - H5 to ya! :cheersmate:

Thanks CC and everyone else!
Title: Re: Ralph Wiggum, happy birthday!
Post by: Wineslob on June 20, 2012, 01:59:09 PM: :bday: