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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: EagleKeeper on June 16, 2012, 03:32:02 PM
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Omaha Steve (32,105 posts)
What should the Cave Dwellers do???
They attacked me on my record. Seems they are pretty naive if they don't go after the D in R clothing this cycle. Especially when he allegedly broke state election law. What will they do?
OS
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002816978
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I think there's a methane leak at the sewage plant. He's starting to babble.
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What is he yammering about?
This must be the surprise he was talking about last week.
Come on Steve you can do better than this.
If you had any guts at all you would come over here and school us, instead of taking shots at the safety of the DUmp, where you know we are not allowed to even exist at. That idiot Ban The Gop at least had the balls to show up for one post here, it's pretty sad when that nutless wonder has more guts than you do.
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I think there's a methane leak at the sewage plant. He's starting to babble.
Babble bubble, toil and trouble.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002816978
Sufferin' suckertash, just who did what to whom for how much in Macy's window?
What has OS so exercised that he would cry out in such a manner?
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I forgot earlier, we never attacked you once Steve we merely helped you spread your message of socialism.
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I love it when OS is ambiguous. Anybody have any idea who he is talking about.
It is great,however, that he is so generous with praise for CC though.
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What should the Cave Dwellers do???
Laugh at you some more. :lmao: :rotf: Looooser :loser:
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Steve's posts are becoming as 'babble filled' as those of Nads. Could the two of them be related? Or, perhaps there is just one of them with two screen names.
Edited to add: Steve has no responses and no recs. He will need to give himself a 'kick' soon to keep it on the front page. Must really hurt when the fellow DUmmies ignore him. Just like most of the voters in his little town.
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What's he yapping about?
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What's he yapping about?
Don't have a clue.
I suspect he's trying really hard to draw attention to himself.
Maybe there's an election of some sort we haven't heard about.
Must suck to be Steve Dawes, second loser, right now.
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What's he yapping about?
Don't have a clue.
Me neither. :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:
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Only one reply, and it was a self-described mercy bump. ;D
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Alas, I just checked something.
www.electstevedawes.com no longer is.
I knew it was coming down, but I'd hoped that would happen at the end of this month, which would make sense.
I hope everybody saw it one last time.
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Only one reply, and it was a self-described mercy bump. ;D
:rotf: :rotf:
Response to Omaha Steve (Original post)
Sat Jun 16, 2012, 06:53 PM
zoechen (53 posts)
1. Mercy bump n/t
Double down on :rotf: and :lmao:
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Neckbeard awakes!
Omaha Steve (32,108 posts)
2. The Cave Drums
"Freeper: What is he yammering about?
This must be the surprise he was talking about last week.
Come on Steve you can do better than this.
If you had any guts at all you would come over here and school us, instead of taking shots at the safety of the DUmp, where you know we are not allowed to even exist at. That idiot Ban The Gop at least had the balls to show up for one post here, it's pretty sad when that nutless wonder has more guts than you do."
OS: I use my real world name on the net. What are YOU afraid of? Just who is playing it safe with NO GUTS? There was a newbie that talked about how I lied on election night. Tell me you can't post here under another name again!
"Freeper: I forgot earlier, we never attacked you once Steve we merely helped you spread your message of socialism."
OS: Hmm incorrect info that was never corrected. I have no idea why my son's ghost busting has anything to do with me running for office. Photo shop photos. Real class. The local Vets knew about me at RECON 2000 four years ago, and your group lied about that too. Never bothered to correct it. You get my drift?
:Magnum Canis Abilene, KS: I am deeply, deeply concerned that an avowed Socialist is running for Bellevue City Council. Steve Dawes' recent advocacy of the takeover of Bellevue's gas service by the government, and his desire to squander City money buying flood-damaged riverfront property (putting money in the pockets of his corrupt union cronies), shows all of us that Steve Dawes is not good for Bellevue.:
The Bellevue City Council has four Republicans and three Democrats. I guess the R's just rolled over and voted for my union cronies with a 5-0 vote!
No mention at the Cave about ALL those posts that said the buyout was a terrible idea.
They can't admit an issue that was dead for four full months until my flyer came out was a good thing even AFTER the council passed it. 50,000 people in the city. Bellevue Leader has a circulation of 4,000. I put out 10,000 flyers. Do the math.
So when the poop hits the fan, they can't say I didn't try to warn them about the liberal D in R clothing. Or will they put up an elect page for this candidate too?
OS
THANK YOU DU for the support I got in my run for office! Omaha Steve
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Good job Freep.
I hope you brought some febreze and raid!
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Steve. You need to learn something. DU doesn't tolerate losers.
And they don't bite at ambiguous "Ask Me More" threads. They are simple people, primitives at heart. Don't expect them to think, just come out and say what you mean in the first post.
If you get more responses at CC than at DU...perhaps you are posting at the wrong forum.
Seriously, Steve. my mole gets more responses to a thread than you.
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Self avowed socialist Steve Dawes thinks his stupid flyer had something to do with that??
Laughing my ass off. :lmao:
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I have no idea why my son's ghost busting has anything to do with me running for office.
Edit : I forgot the link to the source... http://www.nevermoreomaha.org/nevermoreomaha.org/Omaha-ghost-hunters.html
Case file SD20070907_0MNE _1 is now available!
Time & Date of investigation: 9/7/07, from 7:00 PM to 12.00 AM
Weather. Calm and clear Humidity: 67%
Outdoor temperature: range of 67 to 73 degrees Moon Phase: Waning Crescent (14% at full) Moonrise & Moonset. 6:55 AM to 7.46 PM Length of Visible Light. 13h 47m
Length of Day. 12h 51rn
Temperature range at location: 72 - 77 degrees Location of Haunting: Private Residence Case Manager/ Lead Investigator. Steven Dawes
Investigators: Nick H, Jacque, Sandi (training) & Tiffany (training)
Part One: Location information
Documentation of previous paranormal investigations/activities: None were found
Occupant information. The occupants are long time friends of the Dawes family. They moved into this house eighteen years ago where no anomalies were ever witnessed until after their daughter moved out of the house a few years ago.
Reason for occupants invite. Curiosity
Occupant experiences at this location: For the last few years they've both heard sounds of footsteps on the south stairwell (which is above their bedroom) at night. Her description states they seem to be going upward, which takes the stairwell user from a backdoor entrance of the house up to the second floor (at one time the house had a "duplex" quality for multiple occupants). Per Joyce's report she has heard this anomaly two or three times a week at times. Their cats sleep in the room with them and are present when the footsteps are heard. No other explanation is available.
Impressions during the interview: The occupants are long time friends of the family (I've known Joyce since childhood). I have every confidence in their belief that there may be paranormal activity in the house. Even then they were both sincere in their recounting of their experiences and both remained consistent (both occupants agreed on the events related to the accounts).
Part Two: Investigation notes and events
Physical condition of location
(Rating Key. 1- "Very Much"? 2- "Somewhat7 3- Very Little /4- Not at all" 5- "Unsure/Unknown/Not applicable')
1. Does the overall condition of the location appear to be in good repair?: Yes,
The home has seen additions and renovations over the years. some of which were done by the current homeowners (more renovation is planned).
1. The following conditions that were apparent at the location:
Drafty windows/doors/areas: 3
Creaky/ unstable floors/doors/walls/stairs. 2 (North stairs causes a lot of noise pollution) Noisy pipes: 4
Power outlet power box electromagnetic field leaks. 2 (the southwest corner of the dining room has a heavy field emitting from it. Detected on both the tri-field (a consistent reading of over 20) and the KII reader.)
1. Observations during the investigation:
-Pet or people distractions/contamination: 4 (2 cats & homeowners were minimal issue during the investigation.)
-Psychic/Sensitive Impressions: 2 (see notable events below)
-Automatic writing: 5 (not attempted)
-Apparitions/Shadows/Orbs/Smoky forms: 4
-Unexplained smells/odors: 4
-Rapping's or knockings: 4
-Tactile anomaly or feelings of being touched (see notable events below)
-Discarnate Voices or sounds: 4
-Sensation of being watched or not alone: 3
-Sensation of suddenly feeling tired or nauseated: 4
-Sudden mood changes or strong random thoughts: 4
-Changes in temperature/ cold or hot spots: 2
-Electrical disturbances. 4
-Power/battery problems with equipment: 4
-Disappearing Objects. 4
-Pendulum/ L-rod dowsing activity. 4 (was attempted)
-Unusual EMF activity: 2 (see notes below)
-KII "conversation" activity: 3
Notable events during investigation:
Time: 9:45-10.25 Location: 2nd Bedroom Investigator. Sandi
Event. Sandi was in training with Nick and Jacque and was practicing using the KII reader. While doing so she experienced a strong tactile sensation. Per her report she stated 'While using the reader it felt like I someone had grabbed my hand and tugged downward. Per my discussion with her, it wasn't harsh or felt threatening. it felt like someone was reaching out to get her attention.
NOTE: It should be noted that this was the first paranormal anomaly Sandi has experienced and she found it unnerving at the time. Sandi and I went into great discussion about what she was thinking and feeling about her experience and how to come to terms with it.
Time: throughout the investigation Location: 2nd bedroom Investigator: Jacque
Event. Jacque (our medium) reported that she had a few "flashes of insight'. where she felt there was a presence in the 2" bedroom. She explained that it felt like two possible scenarios. One was that its the spirit of a child who finds that particular room appealing and either visits it on occasion or chooses to stay there. Her second theory developed later that night that this spirit could be an elderly woman who either carries a "childlike sense of wonder or is possibly living her afterlife as a child again as it was her happiest time in life. When I incurred about the referring to her as a female. she replied the spirit seems to be making a point to her that it was female in life and still carries the attitudes and attributes of being female in her afterlife. No name or further information was revealed.
Note: See "Personality notes below for further explanation.
Time: throughout investigation Location: 2^4 bedroom Investigators. Steven & Nick
Event. A various times throughout the night. both Steven and Nick along with their trainees experienced an odd reading on their sensory equipment in about the center of the room (by the foot of the bed). The readable area was maybe a foot or so in diameter and was readable from the floor up to the ceiling. Both of their reports were similar and were stated that at times there would be a slight reading around the floor level, but as you raised the reader to higher elevations the reading became stronger. The lights were off in the room and further inquiry found nothing physical that would cause this field.
Part Three: Results of this Investigation
Hard Evidence Report:
EMF details. Reading was taken in all areas of the home. with extra attention given to the 2^4 floor later in the evening.
Base EMF reading. 0-2 in most rooms, the 2nd bedroom had moments where it raised up to a level of 6
Photographic evidence: Photo's were taken in all areas of the house thought out the investigation. Any Photo evidence found?: none
EVP Recordings. Evps were taken in all rooms of the house (except for the bedroom as the homeowners were residing there to avoid hindering our investigation.)
Any EVP recordings found?: no
Video Recordings.
Video Camera locations. One camera was placed in a fixed position, aimed down at the south stairwell where the home owners had been experiencing the discarnate footstep sounds. Over two hours of video was recorded.
Any video anomalies/evidence found?: no
Any signs of tampering, dishonesty or hoaxing at the location?: no
Haunting Activity Tier 2-Minor paranormal activity
No physical/hard evidence was found while all potential evidence was ruled out as either explainable or unimpressive. However there are documented accounts of personal experiences from the investigators that attended this investigation. At this level there seems to be possible paranormal activity present but no hard evidence to support this statement. Further investigation of the location would be welcomed by Nevermore. At this level we will state there is minor paranormal activity, it is NOT considered haunted by Nevermore P.R.I.
Conclusion and additional notes of this investigation:
In my initial conversation with Joyce, she stated she didn't feel anything threatening or upsetting about the suspected activity in the house and I concur with this statement. Our Medium Jacque also stated that the house feels warm and inviting; the impressions she felt in the 2^^ bedroom with pleasant and "happy" feeling as well. Even Sandi stated that her experience wasn't a negative one; she was just extremely surprised by that event.
This leaves me to conclude that whatever may be residing or traversing through the house is a happy or pleasant personality and simply enjoys the attributes of the house as much as the occupants do. One reoccurring theory between all the investigators that attended is that this spirit may find the 2nobedroom very appealing as its where many of the china dolls the occupants collect are kept. Beside this theory being a possible explanation for the "child personality's" extreme interest in this particular room/ area, it may also explain the fact that the anomalies were never experienced until after their daughter moved out of that room and the china dolls were then placed there.
As far as providing explanation to the sounds of the footsteps on the stairs. my two theories at this point are as follows:
1- Its a "traditional ghost/residual energy" that replays a memory from a previous occupant or visitor walking up these particular stairs. This theory stands a bit contradictory as all my studies reveal that most "memory replays" are never noted as occurring 2-3 times in the span of a week. This could signify either a very traumatic or exciting event was unfolding as the person that's causing this residual energy saw these stairs as leading to something or someone of great importance to them in life.
Its also possible that this residual energy was simply built up over time which created an impression or "groove of some sort, like someone coming home late at night from their daily job or endeavors and the stairs could have represented their last hurdle to overcome (there are between twenty to thirty steps to climb) before they can rest at home for the night. This daily routine is simply continued on through whatever residual energy is present years later.
2- They are caused by the reported "child personality entering the house to visit the 2nd bedroom. It is interesting to note that the 2^4 bedroom is adjacent to the southern stairs since this is where most of the activities and anomalies were experienced in our investigation. The presence seems very happy to be here and seems to have no intention of leaving the house at this point. I also believe that Jacque & Sandi's experiences could mean that the presence at least interested in that we are trying to communicate with her and its trying to respond.
But whatever theories or thoughts I have about this house, we have no real evidence to support any of them at this time. If the occupants are willing, I would be interested in making further attempts at collecting something physical. But this is not something I will strongly pursue as the presence is not threatening in any way to the owners. This stems more from my intrigue of the anomalies experienced in the 2^4 bedroom as well as my fondness of occupants and the house itself.
The bottom line here is that the occupants do not mind the presence being in their home with them and have no intention of asking it to leave. To be honest this seems to be an ideal situation in my eyes. this personality only adds to the vast amount of charm this house already holds and I wouldn't want anything to change either. This was strictly a case of the occupant's curiosity and I am very appreciative that we were invited to investigate and I hope to return in the future to try to obtain something more tangible that a presence (including proof that its female in nature) is there.
'Personality notes: It should be noted here that its a theory taught to all members of Nevermore P.R.I. is that potentially all spirits in the afterlife may still carry the attributes of their gender, beliefs. personal goals and ideals and so on. It makes sense to us that if a spirit retains all their memories in the afterlife that they would still act very "personal and "human".
In fact. this is why we use for the term "Personality" for interactive spirits as it better identifies that it acts in a self aware and sentient manner (as opposed to a "residual ghost" or an "apparition"). As studies and reports of paranormal activities have shown, personalities can and do exhibit a wide array of emotions & temperaments or have shown to be playful and loving while others can be dark and angry. For their displays of interaction we treat these personalities with the respect and dignity as we would a living being, therefore we do not use the terms "ghost" or "spirit interchangeably as other parties have done in the past. Other terms used for sentient spirits are "non-corporeal or "disembodied consciousness".
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Omaha Steve
I have no idea why my son's ghost busting has anything to do with me running for office.
Perhaps because insanity has been known to run in families?
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Was this before, or after the neckbeard cried?
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Was this before, or after the neckbeard cried?
I'm not certain, but I believe it is after.
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I'm not certain, but I believe it is after.
Makes sense.
Perhaps that handful of Valium he took, made a difference.
He was ready for them them.
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I figure right about now, Dawes is trying to wrap his head around the fact that I have cut & pasted text from a gigantic transparent .png file, specifically designed to prevent that. (shapeimage_1.png) The innocuously named file also prevents search engine indexing.
Oops.
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While Steve is pondering the above, I figured I can now add some evidence from a second source...
I'd wanted to visit this place since I was about eight years old, due to a story in one of the first Disney magazines (back in 1966 or so) about it's being haunted by the ghost of Yankee Jim. We saw no ghosts, and I even took my own psychic with me (Steve). It was fun nonetheless, and very evocative of the early days of California. There is a graveyard a block or two away, which has many of the earliest inhabitants of San Diego in it.
If you follow the link above, it goes to a rather well written story about OS & The missus' trip to a Twilight Zone convention in 2004. There is no indication that the younger Steve joined them at any point. So, If the Ghost Hunter references made were about Steve the younger, it seems Steve the older was also into the hobby as well.
Which brings us into 'lies of omission' territory.
Instead of saying (paraphrase) "I don't understand what my son's ghosthunting has to do with my campaign" which implies there is some confusion, and that the whole notion of ghosthunting should be discarded. Steve should have mentioned that even though he does ghost hunt and/or do other paranormal things, this particular example is actually a case handled by his son.
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Stevie, you LOST the election... move on already.
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Stevie, you LOST the election... move on already.
Indeed. Anyway, I just took some time to research one of OS's 'Bones of contention' (fnarr-fnarr :-) ) with the website made by 'The Friends of Steve Dawes', and as far as I can tell, Steve's friends seemed to cover that point fairly.
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Good job Freep.
I hope you brought some febreze and raid!
:rotf:
Thanks.
OS: I use my real world name on the net. What are YOU afraid of? Just who is playing it safe with NO GUTS? There was a newbie that talked about how I lied on election night. Tell me you can't post here under another name again!
Ok Stevie you want my real name? My name is Steve Madurski. Now I dare you to come over here where you don't have to play games and be sneaky to post, you can come as you are, who you are and post until your fingers bleed.
OS: Hmm incorrect info that was never corrected. I have no idea why my son's ghost busting has anything to do with me running for office. Photo shop photos. Real class. The local Vets knew about me at RECON 2000 four years ago, and your group lied about that too. Never bothered to correct it. You get my drift?
Come on Stevie don't be stupid, you post at DU you should know that anything in your past or your family's past will come up when running for office, do you not read all the threads at DU where your side does that to repukes? I have yet to see any corrections when you goons get it totally wrong either, you hang on to any imagined scandal and try to pass it off as the truth no matter how thoroughly it has been debunked.
Once again I challenge you to come on over and post as yourself and school us knuckledraggers. I'm not going to waste time registering at DU only to be able to post once or twice then have my posts deleted and get myself banned.
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demtenjeep (21,133 posts)
3. you know, I am a nice gal . One of the nicest one will ever meet, so decorum prevents me from
suggestions,
but OMC and all that Keep up the great work!
If you are a nice gal (isn't that a sexist word at DU?), then I would hate to see a mean vindictive bitch.
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Did OS forget to use lube again? Skinner must have really pounded his ass good this time.
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If you are a nice gal (isn't that a sexist word at DU?), then I would hate to see a mean vindictive bitch.
Hmmmm.
I see Pamela's been reading franksolich, but she still doesn't imitate me correctly.
.....I am a nice gal . One of the nicest one will ever meet.....
franksolich = a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.
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Hmmmm.
I see Pamela's been reading franksolich, but she still doesn't imitate me correctly.
franksolich = a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.
Yep she was trying to imitate you. The difference is, you are one of the nicest guys one can hope to meet, and she's a bitter old hag.
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Yep she was trying to imitate you.
Well, I think the real thing, my own actual phrase, has a nice "flow" to it.
Her attempted emulation of it seems "choppy."
I don't mind if a primitive "borrows" from me, but--
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Well, I think the real thing, my own actual phrase, has a nice "flow" to it.
Her attempted emulation of it seems "choppy."
I don't mind if a primitive "borrows" from me, but--I'll make an exception for her.
Fixed! :whistling: O-)
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What an asshat. What's a matter Stevie? You still wounded by the fact you own words haunt you and you tried to hide from them like you do when ghost busting? You think we care about the fact your stupid enough to give anyone wit hdecent hacking skills access to your life by posting your real name and home address? in the real world most of us live in you might as well open your bank account and pull all the cash and go running down Dodge Street in Omaha, tossing it all around. Not that you would get more then a few steps but then again most people don't try nad get others to pay for their way to get places or fund their dubious runs for office.
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You can still count the replies to his screeds on one hand.
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You can still count the replies to his screeds on one hand.
Make sure you count them on the hand he doesn't use to jack off with. :fuelfire:
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Make sure you count them on the hand he doesn't use to jack off with. :fuelfire:
Nuts, Nuts Nuts.
Before I went to nursing school I worked the 11-7 shift in a nursing home, this was the the former home of the last British Governor Wentworth in NH. All kinds of story were told about the Governor and his wife. Books had been written on the strange facts of the couple, the wife it was whispered poisoned her husband to marry John, then came the rebellion and the town folk rode horses into the home and they escaped out a back window to get someone to row them 12 miles to outer islands to wait to be taken back to England. Isles of Shoals.
It was an interesting old home rooms on the second floor and a few in the cellar near the kitchen and laundry.
The first floor had in perfect condition the wall paper from that time that was so expensive the town folk back then yelled about, worth every penny to have lasted all this time. The wonderful wooden floors still had the hoof prints of the horses that the rebels road in on and over the fireplace mantel there were holes where the muskets had fired into the wall.
Wow History------Storys of Patients seeing a man in a cloak wandering about the rooms, the Gray Lady they called her going from room to room.
So on this shift I was ready for something odd to happen, every 30 minutes making rounds to check on the patients, Old house, said haunted, the nurses that trained me and encouraged me to go to school to learn more, the patents that received better care then in some of the other big time nursing homes I worked at later after school, but where were the Ghosts. ? Of all places this should have had half a dozen running about.
Not a frinken one thing did any of us encounter, no cold or hot spots, none of the patients seeing odd things.
No hair on the back of our necks rising and only thing out of the ordinary was when a couple of bats flew in from the attic.
If any place were to be haunted and have ghosts this was top of the list. Working 11-7 had they been there we would have known.
Ghost hunting is like hunting for Snipe, ain't no such thing--------Or is there ?
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Nuts, Nuts Nuts.
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What?!?
Not even a cat that anticipates the death of patients?
Whats the point of even working in a place like that?
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He's a basket case.
His "Friends" really ****ed up his head, and for that LOSER, that's saying a lot.
His post about crying when he saw a ghost would his wife's graveyard website, would certainly lead one to believe that he thinks he's a ghostbuster.
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What?!?
Not even a cat that anticipates the death of patients?
Whats the point of even working in a place like that?
Oh really, some cats do that are pets in nursing homes. Spooky as the house cat will often meander up and down the halls and settle down next to a patient that is to die. Cat may stay there for a couple days, not eating pooping just cudling up to a patient, giving warmth and a stead purr. Why, one has to ask the cat.
Point of working is that we know the patient will never walk out alive, we are there to insure their transmission from life to death is as easy and comfortable as possible. Not an easy task, takes a lot of care from the nursing staff, many patients become friends and their passing hurts us as we have been with them 40+ hours a week.
Longer in hours then we spend with our own family's. Why work in these conditions you ask, never know when one can bring a bit of Joy to someone, make them laugh and ease them on their way.
We will all pass this way at some time, waiting to in a bed to pass. What goes round goes round, the point is lost to those that have no care of others, the point is that we as humans must care for those with little life to spend, they have done their job on earth and should be eased off, comfortable and at peace into their reward.
Why, because they deserve it to be cared for and loved, why, because someone has to do this for them and when the job becomes a joy to the worker-----love kicks in.
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A certain fictional spirit guide was kind enough to provide me with this vision (thanks, fictional spirit guide- the check's in the mail!):
Steve Dawes sits at home in his underpants, snorting ground-up Oxycontin and eating frozen mini-tacos straight from the freezer. He hasn't put on pants nor left the house since he came in a disappointing third in the four-man race for Bellevue City Council. He looks at the one yard sign he salvaged on Election Day, propped against the wall in the spare bedroom he calls his "office". The home page for his internet is www.electstevedawes.com; even his own face mocks him. On the bedroom wall is a corkboard with scribbled notes and photographs of a half-dozen men, and one woman, whom Steve incorrectly thinks may be his nemesis, franksolich. A badly-written flyer, ink smeared by mini-taco grease, sits on the bedside table. An old pistol, a Walther P38 his father brought home at the end of WWII, and a box of cartridges sit on the flyer. Steve thinks about his life; in his mind he hears a saxophone dirge played by a high school girl's basketball player. Steve weeps bitter, bitter tears.
Marta looks in on him, and Steve looks up at her with tears running down his face into his neckbeard. She sighs, and her shoulders slump under her housedress. She tried once to tell him to man up and move on with his life, but his wailing drove her to the basement for the whole afternoon. Steve remembers getting his father's pistol from that box under the bed that day, but doesn't remember buying the cartridges- but he must have, right? He tells himself he will not pick up the pistol as long as Marta looks in on him from time to time.
Marta looks down at him once more, then goes out to the kitchen. From her purse, she takes a receipt from Costco for a 144-count box of mini-tacos, and another from Cabela's for one box of 9mm cartridges. She tears up the receipts, throws them away, and sheds a single weary tear. She says to herself that some time apart would do them both a world of good.
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He's a basket case.
His "Friends" really ****ed up his head, and for that LOSER, that's saying a lot.
His post about crying when he saw a ghost would his wife's graveyard website, would certainly lead one to believe that he thinks he's a ghostbuster.
After he blew the 3.98 collected from the DUmmies for his campaign donations, along with 1,000.00 of Marta's money for mini tacos and one yard sign, I wouldn't scout out any new graveyards with Marta that have freshly dug burial pits.
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^The bidding hasn't started for the yard sign.
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Maybe he's just upset because we're not giving him a big old fashioned pity party!
Cindie
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Oh, and Steve, at least we gave you something you can use as an excuse when you lost. You can blame someone other than yourself, your policies, your lack of experience and your tagging along hanging onto your wife's coattails.
Cindie
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Oh, and Steve, at least we gave you something you can use as an excuse when you lost. You can blame someone other than yourself, your policies, your lack of experience and your tagging along hanging onto your wife's coattails.
Cindie
DUmmies always blame someone else for their woes.
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A certain fictional spirit guide was kind enough to provide me with this vision (thanks, fictional spirit guide- the check's in the mail!):
Steve Dawes sits at home in his underpants, snorting ground-up Oxycontin and eating frozen mini-tacos straight from the freezer. He hasn't put on pants nor left the house since he came in a disappointing third in the four-man race for Bellevue City Council. He looks at the one yard sign he salvaged on Election Day, propped against the wall in the spare bedroom he calls his "office". The home page for his internet is www.electstevedawes.com; even his own face mocks him. On the bedroom wall is a corkboard with scribbled notes and photographs of a half-dozen men, and one woman, whom Steve incorrectly thinks may be his nemesis, franksolich. A badly-written flyer, ink smeared by mini-taco grease, sits on the bedside table. An old pistol, a Walther P38 his father brought home at the end of WWII, and a box of cartridges sit on the flyer. Steve thinks about his life; in his mind he hears a saxophone dirge played by a high school girl's basketball player. Steve weeps bitter, bitter tears.
Marta looks in on him, and Steve looks up at her with tears running down his face into his neckbeard. She sighs, and her shoulders slump under her housedress. She tried once to tell him to man up and move on with his life, but his wailing drove her to the basement for the whole afternoon. Steve remembers getting his father's pistol from that box under the bed that day, but doesn't remember buying the cartridges- but he must have, right? He tells himself he will not pick up the pistol as long as Marta looks in on him from time to time.
Marta looks down at him once more, then goes out to the kitchen. From her purse, she takes a receipt from Costco for a 144-count box of mini-tacos, and another from Cabela's for one box of 9mm cartridges. She tears up the receipts, throws them away, and sheds a single weary tear. She says to herself that some time apart would do them both a world of good.
:cheersmate: :lmao: :lol:
Now that was brilliant, worthy of Alfred Hitchcock's favor.
More we need more of your writings, darn now we have two good writers here.