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Title: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: beefeater on June 16, 2012, 01:15:57 PM
In a brief flash of clarity Ninnie comes up with the answer

Flash (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002816456)

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Sat Jun 16, 2012, 10:28 AM
 NNN0LHI (65,471 posts)

 
Want to know why we can't get an ultra-liberal Democratic president?

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Click on this PBS interactive Electoral Collage Map and look at the maps for 1980, 1984 and 1988 once.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/vote2004/politics101/politics101_ecmap.html

Now after looking at those realize that all happened only about 30 years ago or less. Most of the voters who did that haven't went anywhere. They are still out there voting. And for that reason alone Democrats are not going to win a presidential election by trying to appeal to only left wing liberals like myself with those voters still out there. Can't be done. We don't have the votes to do it. Look at the maps again if you don't believe me.

The most liberal, and my preferred candidate in the last Democratic primary Dennis Kucinich couldn't even win one state. Does that tell you anything? Tells me dyed in the wool liberals like myself are few and far between. There aren't enough of us to make a difference yet. Maybe some day that will change? But not yet.

Don

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-40LRgEf1LHA/TrqMwiXKKLI/AAAAAAAAAy0/LDskpkk8ce4/s400/morons%252520copy.jpg)

Most of the rest of the country isn't INSANE like you MORON DUmpmonkees. You clowns are  a special, drugged up species.



Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: Bad Dog on June 16, 2012, 01:54:36 PM
I'm humbled. That mole hung on for over 65,000 posts.  Well done sir (or madame)!
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: Freeper on June 16, 2012, 02:27:16 PM
You have an ultra liberal democrat president now. He tries to sound moderate and slightly conservative leaning when he is campaigning, but when it comes down to actions he makes Karl Marx smile.

A bit off topic but I just had this thought about 0bama, you can tell he is lying when he says, "let me be clear", or "I reject the notion of....".
When he says let me be clear that means watch the right hand, meanwhile the left hand is doing exactly the opposite of what he is saying. When he says he rejects the notion, he really means you are on to me, but I reject your accusation anyway.

Another way to tell he is lying, as pointed out by Beck on hate radio, is when 0bama starts stammering and saying "uh" a lot. When he says something that he truly believes there is no hesitation and no stammering and no "uh".









 
Title: Re: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 16, 2012, 02:45:22 PM
I didn't realize it was an electoral "collage" map.
Title: Re: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: Freeper on June 16, 2012, 02:48:34 PM
I didn't realize it was an electoral "collage" map.

It is a bunch of pictures after all.  :-)
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: obumazombie on June 16, 2012, 03:02:16 PM
You have an ultra liberal democrat president now. He tries to sound moderate and slightly conservative leaning when he is campaigning, but when it comes down to actions he makes Karl Marx smile.

A bit off topic but I just had this thought about 0bama, you can tell he is lying when he says, "let me be clear", or "I reject the notion of....".
When he says let me be clear that means watch the right hand, meanwhile the left hand is doing exactly the opposite of what he is saying. When he says he rejects the notion, he really means you are on to me, but I reject your accusation anyway.

Another way to tell he is lying, as pointed out by Beck on hate radio, is when 0bama starts stammering and saying "uh" a lot. When he says something that he truly believes there is no hesitation and no stammering and no "uh".









 
The owebuma magic negro inaction figure is so lifelike right down to the hands you speak of. The right hand of the inaction figure has a kung fu grip on your wallet. The action figure also has a sleight of hand left hand. By Mattel.
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 16, 2012, 04:08:53 PM
or "I reject the notion of....".
 

People with pedestrian intellects and that are prone to ridiculous spews or non-knowledge should not reject any notion.

They should have spent less time choomin' and more time actually studying.  Having an actual job wouldn't hurt, also.
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 16, 2012, 04:24:13 PM
Obama to Moochelle, "Where do they keep the brooms around here?"

Moochelle, "Why?"

Obama, "Well, Mitt promised me we could stay if I took the job of janitor and we stayed in the basement."
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: obumazombie on June 16, 2012, 04:44:32 PM
Obama to Moochelle, "Where do they keep the brooms around here?"

Moochelle, "Why?"

Obama, "Well, Mitt promised me we could stay if I took the job of janitor and we stayed in the basement."
Janitor is high on the list of consideration for words to be banned.
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 16, 2012, 05:58:23 PM
Janitor is high on the list of consideration for words to be banned.

"Sanitation Engineer"? "Floor Maintenance Supervisor"? "Waxier of the Substructure"?
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: obumazombie on June 16, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
"Sanitation Engineer"? "Floor Maintenance Supervisor"? "Waxier of the Substructure"?
So far those are in the "totally safe" category. Heretofore there is no way any of those words could offend someone, somewhere, somehow.
Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: Big Dog on June 16, 2012, 09:50:37 PM
"Waxier of the Substructure"?

Brazilian?

Title: Re: Ninnie Don might finally get it
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 16, 2012, 11:25:51 PM
I'm humbled. That mole hung on for over 65,000 posts.  Well done sir (or madame)!

Sadly, he really is a genuine idiot, he was just having a blind-squirrel moment there.