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Title: Kidnapped crime reporter found dead in eastern Mexico
Post by: beefeater on June 14, 2012, 02:06:55 PM
OMG!! NADS! NADS! Post something quick Nads. Can you hear me?

Dis is devastatin' (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014143815)

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Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:43 AM

 Eugene (13,755 posts)
 

Kidnapped crime reporter found dead in eastern Mexico

 Source: Reuters

MEXICO CITY | Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:59pm EDT

(Reuters) - Assailants kidnapped and killed a reporter who covered the crime beat in Mexico's Veracruz state, officials said on Thursday, the latest in a series of attacks on journalists amid a relentless drug war across the country.

Opps, oh nevermind. Wrong intrepid cub reporter.
Title: Re: Kidnapped crime reporter found dead in eastern Mexico
Post by: Ogre on June 14, 2012, 04:21:42 PM
OMG!! NADS! NADS! Post something quick Nads. Can you hear me?

Dis is devastatin' (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014143815)

Opps, oh nevermind. Wrong intrepid cub reporter.


With her combat, EMT, rappelling, survival and other various skillz, the abductors wouldn't stand a chance if they targeted the Nads. :-)

Of course they may give themselves a heart attack trying to carry off a load as large as her.

Suffice it to say, Nads vast skillz and girth ensures her safety.
Title: Re: Kidnapped crime reporter found dead in eastern Mexico
Post by: thundley4 on June 14, 2012, 04:24:36 PM
With her combat, EMT, rappelling, survival and other various skillz, the abductors wouldn't stand a chance if they targeted the Nads. :-)

Of course they may give themselves a heart attack trying to carry off a load as large as her.

Suffice it to say, Nads vast skillz and girth ensures her safety.

She'd slip through their fingers if they grabbed her by her hair.
Title: Re: Kidnapped crime reporter found dead in eastern Mexico
Post by: Ogre on June 14, 2012, 04:30:08 PM
She'd slip through their fingers if they grabbed her by her hair.
:lol:  No doubt, it would kinda of be like grabbing the greased pig at the county fair. 

Title: Re: Kidnapped crime reporter found dead in eastern Mexico
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 05:02:35 PM
Drug lords steer clear of the great and omnipotent Nads.