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Title: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: Chris_ on June 13, 2012, 03:44:51 PM: Quote
Swedish party wants sit-down urination

Left Party members of a Swedish county council said they want to encourage men using the council's toilets to sit during urination.

The Left Party in Sormland said it wants the Sormland County Council to pass a motion requiring toilets reserved for stand-up urination to be labeled, Swedish news agency TT reported Monday.
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More idiots with nothing better to occupy their time. These guys should hang out with the goons at the health department in NYC.
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 13, 2012, 04:23:58 PM: We won't stand for this!

No, wait...
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: rich_t on June 13, 2012, 04:50:21 PM: Maybe they should just offer target practice?
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 13, 2012, 04:55:15 PM: Hello...my name is Sven.

My job is to patrol restrooms to enforce the sit down law.

I will direct you to an available stall where you will sit and I will observe.

Yeah...that's going to work out well.
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: thundley4 on June 13, 2012, 06:48:14 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/peesittingdown.jpg)

I'm going to hell aren't I?
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: Bad Dog on June 13, 2012, 06:50:32 PM: Quote from: EagleKeeper on June 13, 2012, 04:55:15 PM
Hello...my name is Sven.

My job is to patrol restrooms to enforce the sit down law.

I will direct you to an available stall where you will sit and I will observe.

Yeah...that's going to work out well.

Hi Sven. I suppose pissing on your foot would be out of the question.....No?
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 13, 2012, 07:06:16 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on June 13, 2012, 06:50:32 PM
Hi Sven. I suppose pissing on your foot would be out of the question.....No?

Well...no.

I'm sorry but any indication of resistance will result in....your sitting down as instructed.

I'm sure as time goes on, understanding will prevail
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 08:06:49 PM: We aim to please. So you aim too, please.
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: Bad Dog on June 13, 2012, 10:41:11 PM: I'ts goona be a bitch sitting on that urinal.
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: Eupher on June 14, 2012, 07:47:15 AM: Quote from: Bad Dog on June 13, 2012, 10:41:11 PM
I'ts goona be a bitch sitting on that urinal.

That's what canes are made for.

You've got two of 'em, right? :-)
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 14, 2012, 10:40:47 AM: Sitzpinklers, no thank you.
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 14, 2012, 12:23:09 PM: Sweden....ain't it cold there....ummmm...I think so...SO! After you dangle your junk in that cold water once .... you'll have to sit to pee.
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: Eupher on June 14, 2012, 02:40:33 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 14, 2012, 12:23:09 PM
Sweden....ain't it cold there....ummmm...I think so...SO! After you dangle your junk in that cold water once .... you'll have to sit to pee.

True story - back in the mid-Eighties, a good friend of mine decided to get married. Hooked up with a Swedish chick named Heidi. Her family lived in Finspang, a small town with lotsa lakes in the area.

Well, during the wedding celebrations beforehand, the mixed entourage (guys 'n gals) was feeling rather reckless one hot (hot for Sweden anyway) summer afternoon, so we decided to go skinnydipping.

One of the entourage went out further in the lake than most of the rest of us, so as he waded in, John, this guy's buddy (not gay, btw) announced in a deep monotone:

"Ladies and gentlemen, here you have it. The advent of the world's smallest penis."

That water was COLD.
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: obumazombie on June 14, 2012, 02:42:28 PM: ^Shrinkage !

I thought this was the baby's room...

Seinfeld...Shrinkage...George Costanza, "I was in the pool". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc)

Maybe it was a Swedish pool ?
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2012, 02:42:36 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Swedish party wants sit-down urination
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2012, 02:43:39 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on June 14, 2012, 02:42:28 PM
^Shrinkage !
Like a frightened turtle.