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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gina on June 13, 2012, 11:55:37 AM

Title: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Gina on June 13, 2012, 11:55:37 AM: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158285/Face-chewing-victim-Ronald-Poppo-pictured-awake-walking-hospital-Miami-cannibal-attack.html?ICO=most_read_module
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: DefiantSix on June 13, 2012, 12:04:13 PM: Best to put him down now. He's been infected by the zombie that attacked him. Look for him to vote Democrat in November; that'll be a sure sign he's one of the walking dead.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Eupher on June 13, 2012, 12:08:50 PM: The shitbird's been homeless for 30 YEARS.

Tell me that this is a useful human being. Please. Convince me.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 12:10:10 PM: Zombies are equal opportunity flesh eaters. If we could only retrain them slightly.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Eupher on June 13, 2012, 12:13:08 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 12:10:10 PM
Zombies are equal opportunity flesh eaters. If we could only retrain them slightly.

Maybe some genetic research to meld them with the flesh-eating maggots? :thumbs:

It would cut down on transportation costs for the maggots. They can walk to get to the clinic/hospital for their next gorging session.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Bad Dog on June 13, 2012, 01:26:59 PM: WTF "mysterious holes in his chest" I guess Medicare doesn't cover X-rays or probing.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Gina on June 13, 2012, 01:51:11 PM: Quote
Doctors at the hospital said the homeless man also has holes in his chest that may be from bullets fired by the police officer who killed his attacker.

:o great healthcare there! :lmao:
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Wineslob on June 13, 2012, 02:03:59 PM: We can now add "Cannibal Defender" to All-Red's resume.

Damn, that bitch will chase anything.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 13, 2012, 02:06:32 PM: Quote
Speaking out: Despite the attack, Eugene's girlfriend Yovonka Bryant, pictured with attorney Gloria Allred, described him as a harmless devout Christian...

...who likes to get naked and eat people's faces off. :rofl:
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Eupher on June 13, 2012, 04:39:28 PM: Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 13, 2012, 02:06:32 PM
...who likes to get naked and eat people's faces off. :rofl:

only after he takes some sort of street drug that alters his consciousness to the point he winds up dead from authorized bullets in the torso.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 13, 2012, 08:23:26 PM: What does Allred have to do with the case? What, is the cannibals girlfriend going to sue the victim and police? I can see that happening. They did violate his civil rights while in process of trying to have a snack. Devout christian my ass; Allred told her to say that. That stupid bitch will take any case that entails her standing in front of cameras.
Title: Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 08:24:46 PM: Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 13, 2012, 08:23:26 PM
What does Allred have to do with the case? What, is the cannibals girlfriend going to sue the victim and police? I can see that happening. They did violate his civil rights while in process of trying to have a snack. Devout christian my ass; Allred told her to say that. That stupid bitch will take any case that entails her standing in front of cameras.
How to break All Red's neck...yell CAMERA.