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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: formerlurker on June 10, 2012, 07:10:34 PM

Title: How Skinner can save 2012
Post by: formerlurker on June 10, 2012, 07:10:34 PM

My apologies if this has already been suggested, however it just dawned on me that if Skinner would hold a pledge-to-get-your-sorry-ass-back-to-work drive and managed to get his sloth membership back into the ranks of gainfully employed, the unemployment rate would drop dramatically.   Viola, the Messiah would win. 

Remember misfits - timing is everything.   Plan your mass exodus from the basement to the employed just right to maximize media coverage. 

You can do this.  We believe in you.    :cheersmate:

Title: Re: How Skinner can save 2012
Post by: franksolich on June 10, 2012, 07:47:06 PM

Whoa.

That's a new one.

It's something the primitives should seriously consider doing.  And then do it.

Title: Re: How Skinner can save 2012
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2012, 07:56:47 PM

Quote from: franksolich on June 10, 2012, 07:47:06 PM

Whoa.

That's a new one.

It's something the primitives should seriously consider doing.  And then do it.

It should be about as effective as Not One Damn Dime Day.

Title: Re: How Skinner can save 2012
Post by: Skul on June 10, 2012, 08:06:25 PM

Nah, Skimmer would use the fund drive to vacation south of the border and hire one of the primitives as a cabana boy.
StinkDUde comes to mind for the job.
Tutu is a plus.  :naughty: