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Title: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Kimberly on June 09, 2012, 01:09:46 AM
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018130276)

Ewww. I can't believe this fool has the same birthday as me.

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Taverner (49,096 posts)

 Happy ****ing Birthday Me. I am Forty Two. Hear me cough.
How's your day?

Are you busy living or busy dying?

I'm busy living, although some may not see it as such.

Cheers!


I gives me great pleasure to know my life is 5000% better than yours.
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2012, 01:18:14 AM
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Taverner (49,096 posts)

Happy ****ing Birthday Me. I am Forty Two. Hear me cough.

Are you busy living or busy dying?

If you're an intravenous drug addict like DUmmy Taverner, that's a very good question.
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 09, 2012, 01:33:45 AM
Congratulations, Taverner! I never thought you'd make it past 15, let alone 27. 42 years! You are borrowing quite a bit of time.
Title: Re: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 09, 2012, 01:37:26 AM
Sorry you share a day with such a piece of crap, Kimberly.

And fondest wishes to you!!!
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: obumazombie on June 09, 2012, 01:38:37 AM
Taverner must be a Tim Robbins "Shawshank Redemption" fan.
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: compaqxp on June 09, 2012, 02:43:12 AM
I see his age has now surpassed his IQ. Good job, mate!
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
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Taverner (49,096 posts)

Happy ****ing Birthday Me. I am Forty Two. Hear me cough.

Are you busy living or busy dying?

If you're an intravenous drug addict like DUmmy Taverner, that's a very good question.
That's an intravenous drug addict --who drove his family to abandon him--like DUmmy Taverner.
Yeah, I'd say he was busy dying...

On the bright side happy Birthday Kimberly. I have no problem seeing you as busy living with a happy life.
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 09, 2012, 04:29:43 AM
I see his age has now surpassed his IQ. Good job, mate!

Well, well, well!  It's about effin' time you showed back up!  I was wondering about you!

I'm pissed that the primitive's birthday is the same day as my wedding anniversary.  Oh well. ::)
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: diesel driver on June 09, 2012, 04:44:09 AM
Well, well, well!  It's about effin' time you showed back up!  I was wondering about you!

I'm pissed that the primitive's birthday is the same day as my wedding anniversary.  Oh well. ::)
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I take pleasure in knowing I'm 11 years older than Taverner, look 10 years younger than Taverner, and a HELL of a lot happier than Taverner could ever hope to be!

Happy Birthday, Kimberly, and Happy Anniversary, BSS.  Enjoy your day!

Taverner, not so much.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Rufus2010 on June 09, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
He's 42 going on 12.
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: redwhit on June 09, 2012, 03:11:06 PM
Good Heavens.  Happy birthday Kimberly, and happy anniversary BSS, and welcome back Compaqap!

Oh, and Taverner?  Better get used to the idea that you're not going to get a free lifetime supply of needles, especially once Obamacare gets shot down by the Supreme Court next week, birthday or no.  But maybe a 16 penny nail can make a hole big enough to shove the drugs into your forearm before you pass out.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: miskie on June 09, 2012, 03:25:33 PM
He's 42 ? -- Hell, I'm 42 - yet he seems to be at least two decades older than me. Drugs are bad... Mmmmkay ?
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 09, 2012, 03:27:04 PM
You guys already said the immaturity jokes, so I will refrain from that.  :-)
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: jtyangel on June 09, 2012, 03:44:53 PM
He's a peer to me as well. What a shameful reflection on my generation. No doubt he epitomizes the worst of generation x.

Happy bday K:)
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: movie buff on June 11, 2012, 08:30:27 AM
Happy birthday, Drunken DUchebag (My nickname for Taverner)!
I'd have to echo some others here in saying it's a miracle he's lasted so long without dying from a drug overdose or something.
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Gina on June 11, 2012, 09:41:28 AM
Reading the op I so get this guy's voice in my head for that Tavener guy  (http://images.sodahead.com/blogs/000286461/ben_stein_xlarge.jpeg)
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2012, 11:03:19 AM
Is Taverner on anyone's dead pool list ?
Title: Re: Taverner is forty two
Post by: Texacon on June 11, 2012, 11:15:53 AM
I see his age has now surpassed his IQ. Good job, mate!

And just where in the heck have YOU been?!  Welcome back.

KC