The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 04:43:07 PM

Title: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 04:43:07 PM: Quote
WI_DEM (28,335 posts)

Who do you think should be the Dem convention keynote speaker?
It's an important prime time speech (and helped launch Barack Obama back in 2004). Here is my choice:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Photo-warren-s.jpg)

I actually agree - who better to give the most important speech at a Dem event than someone they can relate to: a lying, plagiarizing, self-important, self-aggrandizing, hypocritical closeted racist beneficiary of government set-asides? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002782370)
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: thundley4 on June 07, 2012, 04:44:52 PM: I think he should have Bill Ayers or Reverend Wright.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 07, 2012, 04:46:44 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on June 07, 2012, 04:44:52 PM
I think he should have Bill Ayers or Reverend Wright.

You can't be keynote speaker and bukkake 0bama backstage at the same time.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 07, 2012, 04:47:15 PM: That woman looks like an injun.

High cheekbones.

Fauxcohontas.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Skul on June 07, 2012, 05:20:10 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 07, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
That woman looks like an injun.

High cheekbones.

Fauxcohontas.
I went and looked again.
All I saw was a white girl, willing to lie, cheat and steal in order to advance herself at others expense.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Mike220 on June 07, 2012, 05:21:44 PM: Quote from: Skul on June 07, 2012, 05:20:10 PM
I went and looked again.
All I saw was a white girl, willing to lie, cheat and steal in order to advance herself at others expense.

So, a typical Democrat...
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: ChuckJ on June 07, 2012, 05:23:04 PM: Remember the old commercial with the guy who said: I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

Maybe she could do some some similar commercials for Obama: I'm not an indian, but I play one to get ahead.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: miskie on June 07, 2012, 05:29:58 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 07, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
That woman looks like an injun.

High cheekbones.

Fauxcohontas.

Its obvious now she is part of the Nantucket tribe. Here is a photo of some Nantucket youth having some fun on their native lands (Nantucket Country Club) - I'm sure you'll see the resemblance.

(http://www.hazlegrove.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nantucket_scholars.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Skul on June 07, 2012, 05:36:08 PM: Quote from: miskie on June 07, 2012, 05:29:58 PM
Its obvious now she is part of the Nantucket tribe. Here is a photo of some Nantucket youth having some fun on their native lands (Nantucket Country Club) - I'm sure you'll see the resemblance.

Is she the one with the high cheek bones?
Why is she wearing pants? :???:
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: miskie on June 07, 2012, 05:54:05 PM: Quote from: Skul on June 07, 2012, 05:36:08 PM
Is she the one with the high cheek bones?
Why is she wearing pants? :???:

All of the Nantucket people have high cheekbones -so I'm not sure to which one you are referring to, and it seems none of the Female Nantuckets are wearing pants. The female on the far left seems to be adorned in a native Nantucket print - probably designed by the great Nantucket clothmaker Nichole Miller or maybe Bradley Mischka.

The Nantucket's are a proud tribe.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Freeper on June 07, 2012, 08:06:45 PM: She can be the first Indian, breast feeding, female to be the keynote speaker. Maybe she will get that luncheon after all. :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Skul on June 07, 2012, 08:10:51 PM: Quote from: miskie on June 07, 2012, 05:54:05 PM
All of the Nantucket people have high cheekbones -so I'm not sure to which one you are referring to, and it seems none of the Female Nantuckets are wearing pants. The female on the far left seems to be adorned in a native Nantucket print - probably designed by the great Nantucket clothmaker Nichole Miller or maybe Bradley Mischka.

The Nantucket's are a proud tribe.
I thought she was the one behind the yellow-pant frog jumper?
Kinda hard to tell one Nantuckian from another. They all alike. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 07, 2012, 08:32:14 PM: They should get someone from Greece to explain to the American people how great European Socialism is and why the US should follow Europe's example.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Bad Dog on June 07, 2012, 11:07:43 PM: Is it just me, or does she look a lot like Ward Churchill (especially around the cheekbones).
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 07, 2012, 11:15:51 PM: Quote from: Freeper on June 07, 2012, 08:06:45 PM
She can be the first Indian, breast feeding, female to be the keynote speaker. Maybe she will get that luncheon after all. :rotf:
Or she could pack her papoose in an archery quiver on her back.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Skul on June 07, 2012, 11:23:33 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 07, 2012, 11:15:51 PM
Or she could pack her papoose in an archery quiver on her back.
She can pack her papoose anywhere she likes, as long as it doesn't see the light of day.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: diesel driver on June 08, 2012, 05:15:02 AM: Quote from: Bad Dog on June 07, 2012, 11:07:43 PM
Is it just me, or does she look a lot like Ward Churchill (especially around the cheekbones).

It's possible they could be related, probably members of the obscure Claimtobeone tribe from the American Northeast.

They both claim to be Indians. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: delilahmused on June 08, 2012, 05:53:28 AM: I know someone posted this before but it belongs in this thread!

Democratic National Convention Schedule

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"

5:00 PM - UFO Abduction Survival - Joe Biden
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States

6:00 PM - Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM - Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo - Michael Moore
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners

10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagowitcz rally

11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama Presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Mahre

12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

==================================
OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich
To be decided just before the Convention
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: Karin on June 08, 2012, 09:32:55 AM: Quote
HopeHoops (31,856 posts)
14. Grayson.
:rotf:

Quote
Response to WI_DEM (Original post)
Thu Jun 7, 2012, 06:35 PM
Agony (983 posts)
19. Bernie Sanders

:lmao:

Quote
blue neen (7,403 posts)
21. Hmm. Sherrod Brown or Al Franken?

:rofl:

And others want Howard Dean.
Title: Re: DUmmies ponder keynote speaker at Dem convention - and I agree with them
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 08, 2012, 10:02:48 AM: Cynthia McKinney....nuff said.