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Title: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: formerlurker on June 07, 2012, 04:53:52 AM: Did The President Of The United States Just Make A [Monica] Joke? About His Wife? In Public?

Hereâ€™s the story from the Buzzfeed news site. Warning: A naughty word is right in the headline.

This is part of the press poll report from an LGBT fundraiser President Obama was speaking at Wednesday night:

He warmed up with some jokes about the first ladyâ€™s appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show. â€œMichelle outdoes me in pushups as well,â€ he said, after saying that sheâ€™s taken some criticism on her technique â€œbecause she doesnâ€™t go all the way downâ€ â€“ a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd.

Yeahâ€”didnâ€™t George W. used to do a line like that about Laura when he spoke to the CPAC crowd? It always killed!

http://michaelgraham.com/archives/did-the-president-of-the-united-states-just-make-a-monica-joke-about-his-wife-in-public/

Jaw is on the ground.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: thundley4 on June 07, 2012, 11:13:45 AM: It sure sounds like one. Need mind bleach ASAP.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 07, 2012, 11:15:00 AM: I bet a blowjob from Moochelle is a joke.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: DefiantSix on June 07, 2012, 11:43:58 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 07, 2012, 11:15:00 AM
I bet a blowjob from Moochelle is a joke.

I can't think of a single more painful way to lose your manhood than to stick yer junk in this thing's maw.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Obamarama/Michelle/SaltSuckingVampireandMichelleObama.jpg)

Give me Lorena Bobbitt or a wood chipper any day of the week. :o
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: Eupher on June 07, 2012, 12:09:03 PM: Stay classy, Barry. :whatever:
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: obumazombie on June 07, 2012, 12:18:25 PM: Keppin' it real, as the (P)resident of the White House.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: Lacarnut on June 07, 2012, 03:57:45 PM: Obummer and Moochelle are like bulls in a china closet. They have no class and have made a mockery out of the office. Respectability, decorum and decency is not in their vocabulary. The W.H. needs to be fumigated after they leave.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: Bad Dog on June 07, 2012, 04:01:44 PM: Actually, I believe he was talking about what Ellen Degenerate said about the Wookie not going all the way down.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: Lacarnut on June 07, 2012, 04:07:46 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on June 07, 2012, 04:01:44 PM
Actually, I believe he was talking about what Ellen Degenerate said about the Wookie not going all the way down.

Actually, I think he relayed the meaning to the fags that would meet their approval, and it did not have a damn thing to do with push ups.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: Bad Dog on June 07, 2012, 04:09:42 PM: Quote from: Lacarnut on June 07, 2012, 04:07:46 PM
Actually, I think he relayed the meaning to the fags that would meet their approval, and it did not have a damn thing to do with push ups.

Also true.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: thundley4 on June 07, 2012, 04:28:22 PM: Quote from: Lacarnut on June 07, 2012, 03:57:45 PM
Obummer and Moochelle are like bulls in a china closet. They have no class and have made a mockery out of the office. Respectability, decorum and decency is not in their vocabulary. The W.H. needs to be fumigated after they leave.

One of the few Obama voters I work with is now questioning whether Obama was elected as a means of insuring that no black person would ever get elected to the presidency again. He is just now hearing about all the stuff we knew about in 2007, and claims that he isn't voting for Obama this time.
Title: Re: Did President Obama Just Make A Blowjob Joke?
Post by: obumazombie on June 08, 2012, 12:17:13 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on June 07, 2012, 04:28:22 PM
One of the few Obama voters I work with is now questioning whether Obama was elected as a means of insuring that no black person would ever get elected to the presidency again. He is just now hearing about all the stuff we knew about in 2007, and claims that he isn't voting for Obama this time.
Refer to lib rule number 1.