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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 02:40:38 PM

Title: POP!
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 02:40:38 PM
I love it when a story reads so VISUAL you can hear the noises.....  :rotf:

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A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.

The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.

http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/woman-64591-car-squeezing.html
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 05, 2012, 02:59:00 PM
She'd get a thumb in her eye.

I generally hail from the "Don't Hit Girls" school of thought but that shit is beyond limits.
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 05, 2012, 03:05:12 PM
She'd get a thumb in her eye.

I generally hail from the "Don't Hit Girls" school of thought but that shit is beyond limits.

I would say that would be warranted. 
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 03:15:39 PM
The first time I saw a cup, I thought it was a noseguard. Cups can come in handy.
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 05, 2012, 03:21:17 PM
The first time I saw a cup, I thought it was a noseguard...

You either have a big nose or...
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 05, 2012, 03:23:10 PM
She got kinda testy didn't she?
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 05, 2012, 03:24:13 PM
'Sure you can play with my balls honey. Just don't take them out of the bag."
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 03:24:30 PM
She got kinda testy didn't she?

you are nuts  :lmao:
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 03:26:01 PM
you are nuts  :lmao:
There is a vas deferens between balls and testy.
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 05, 2012, 03:27:40 PM
you are nuts  :lmao:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: Rebel on June 06, 2012, 12:21:54 PM
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack?  :confused:
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: Rebel on June 06, 2012, 12:22:34 PM
'Sure you can play with my balls honey. Just don't take them out of the bag."

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 06, 2012, 12:31:11 PM
What a ballbuster! :bolt: :runaway: :panic:
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 12:32:29 PM
A cure for the blues.
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 06, 2012, 01:08:18 PM
There is a vas deferens between balls and testy.

 :rotf:

H5
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 01:42:05 PM
So he's now tainted for life, I would imagine?





Title: Re: POP!
Post by: DefiantSix on June 06, 2012, 01:48:09 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC4Av2aUah8[/youtube]

"Weeeeeeeell... here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand... he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo."
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on June 06, 2012, 01:57:27 PM
Pop??


lol lol lol


 :lmao: :lmao: :thatsright:
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 04:35:12 PM
So he's now tainted for life, I would imagine?






Don't say taint
Your Mother might faint...
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 04:38:43 PM
Don't say taint
Your Mother might faint...

Thataint right!
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 04:47:42 PM
Thataint right!
Your Father might fall
In a bucket of paint !
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: njpines on June 06, 2012, 04:54:06 PM
Your Father might fall
In a bucket of paint !
and for that jewel piece of advice, you are a saint!  O-)
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: obumazombie on June 06, 2012, 04:59:25 PM
and for that jewel piece of advice, you are a saint!  O-)
My job is almost done here, I can say that with cer taint y.
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: Danglars on June 06, 2012, 05:01:50 PM
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack?  :confused:

Another thing I don't really want to know.  :bolt:
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 07, 2012, 10:33:35 AM
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack?  :confused:

Well first, I'd say you have to get a real good grip on things.
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 07, 2012, 05:54:42 PM
If I was married, I just know I would stumble across a scrapbook my wife made full of articles like this.
Title: Re: POP!
Post by: obumazombie on June 08, 2012, 12:09:37 AM
If I was married, I just know I would stumble across a scrapbook my wife made full of articles like this.
Her wedding veil would be a thinly veiled threat.