A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.
Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.
Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.
The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.
She'd get a thumb in her eye.
I generally hail from the "Don't Hit Girls" school of thought but that shit is beyond limits.
The first time I saw a cup, I thought it was a noseguard...
She got kinda testy didn't she?
you are nuts :lmao:There is a vas deferens between balls and testy.
you are nuts :lmao:
'Sure you can play with my balls honey. Just don't take them out of the bag."
There is a vas deferens between balls and testy.
So he's now tainted for life, I would imagine?Don't say taint
Don't say taint
Your Mother might faint...
Thataint right!Your Father might fall
Your Father might falland for that jewel piece of advice, you are a saint! O-)
In a bucket of paint !
and for that jewel piece of advice, you are a saint! O-)My job is almost done here, I can say that with cer taint y.
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack? :confused:
How in the hell do you squeeze a ball out of the sack? :confused:
If I was married, I just know I would stumble across a scrapbook my wife made full of articles like this.Her wedding veil would be a thinly veiled threat.