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Title: Almost here
Post by: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 01:23:51 PM
The wedding day is almost here any suggestions for a wedding gift for the new Mrs.?
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Rebel on June 05, 2012, 01:34:18 PM
The wedding day is almost here any suggestions for a wedding gift for the new Mrs.?

Calphalon.
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 01:44:09 PM
Ok, this is becoming a trend.  Are you going to post after you get married asking what you should do on your honeymoon to her?  Gotta take the bull by the horns dude and make your own way with your own traditions  :naughty:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 01:46:33 PM
Ok, this is becoming a trend.  Are you going to post after you get married asking what you should do on your honeymoon to her?  Gotta take the bull by the horns dude and make your own way with your own traditions  :naughty:


No got that down thanks   :naughty: just want to make her happy on the big day
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Eupher on June 05, 2012, 01:56:42 PM

No got that down thanks   :naughty: just want to make her happy on the big day

Skip the cookware, appliances, vacuum cleaners. That's all bullshit and that's no gift from a groom to his bride.

Just come up with your own vows.

Be original in your thinking and don't be influenced by "the bigger the price tag, the better the gift."

Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Chris_ on June 05, 2012, 02:01:41 PM
(http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-naughty-cats-pooper.jpg)

Let me know how it goes.
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 02:17:43 PM
(http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-naughty-cats-pooper.jpg)

Let me know how it goes.

oh shit  :panic:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 05, 2012, 02:31:12 PM
(http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-naughty-cats-pooper.jpg)

Let me know how it goes.

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

H5!
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Karin on June 05, 2012, 02:57:00 PM
Chris, this is the sanctity of marriage we're talking about here.  Virtual BS. 

I've never gotten a wedding gift from either husband.  So I don't know.  Jewelry?  It should be symbolic and not too ostentatious.  Something to maybe pass on to her future kin. 
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Rebel on June 05, 2012, 02:59:47 PM
Jewelry? That'll insult her. Women love cleaning appliances and cooking utensils.
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 03:04:02 PM
Jewelry? That'll insult her. Women love cleaning appliances and cooking utensils.

Just give her your sperm.  That's all wimminz want anyways  :whatever:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 03:04:27 PM
Since when do husbands and wives exchange wedding gifts?

I've never seen it done at any wedding I've attended.
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 03:05:24 PM
Gift certificate to a day spa?

You know her likes and dislikes better than we do.
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 03:05:32 PM
Since when do husbands and wives exchange wedding gifts?

I've never seen it done at any wedding I've attended.

shit now women expect a push present when they give birth to a child.  You wouldn't believe all these women showing off their diamond rings and earrings their hubbies got them for pushing out a puppy
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Karin on June 05, 2012, 03:21:44 PM
Since when do husbands and wives exchange wedding gifts?

I've never seen it done at any wedding I've attended.

 :lmao: :hammer:  Rich, they don't exchange them in front of you. 

Gina:  Push presents.  Is that a Southern thing? 
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Gina on June 05, 2012, 03:22:18 PM
:lmao: :hammer:  Rich, they don't exchange them in front of you. 

Gina:  Push presents.  Is that a Southern thing? 

Hell if I know, I havent' gotten shit  :mad:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Karin on June 05, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
I know!  How about a cast iron frying pan and a rolling pin, to keep you in line?   :-)  That way, she can pass along her cast iron pan as a legacy to future generations. 
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: rich_t on June 05, 2012, 03:30:42 PM
I know!  How about a cast iron frying pan and a rolling pin, to keep you in line?   :-)  That way, she can pass along her cast iron pan as a legacy to future generations. 

A good cast iron skillet will last forever. 
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: njpines on June 05, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
Hell if I know, I havent' gotten shit  :mad:

We didn't exchange gifts when we were married . . .

A healthy baby boy was the only thing I needed when I gave birth. All the stitches . . . not so much!
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Eupher on June 05, 2012, 04:22:15 PM
A good cast iron skillet will last forever. 

As long as it's properly seasoned.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 05:09:11 PM
I didn't know that I had to do it either until my soon to be mother in law texted me asking if I needed her help picking her out something
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Eupher on June 05, 2012, 08:50:50 PM
I didn't know that I had to do it either until my soon to be mother in law texted me asking if I needed her help picking her out something

When your MIL texts you a question like that, it's time to lose the phone.

On purpose.

Hooooly sheeeyit, Batman.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: A7X_foREVer on June 05, 2012, 10:24:46 PM
When your MIL texts you a question like that, it's time to lose the phone.

On purpose.

Hooooly sheeeyit, Batman.  :thatsright:


She is a pushy DUmmy LOL its a good thing her daughter is nothing like her :-)
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Big Dog on June 05, 2012, 10:32:44 PM

She is a pushy DUmmy LOL its a good thing her daughter is nothing like her :-)

Tell the MIL you "got it handled", and give her the old :naughty:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Gina on June 06, 2012, 07:02:49 AM
Tell the MIL you "got it handled", and give her the old :naughty:

And call her and make sure she knows Walker won  :naughty: :lmao:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Rebel on June 06, 2012, 07:46:24 AM
I know!  How about a cast iron frying pan and a rolling pin

All excellent choices.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 06, 2012, 08:24:25 AM
All excellent choices.  :popcorn:

I'm kinda partial to Gina's suggestion in Reply #10 on the first page . . . :fuelfire: :popcorn: :whistling:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: A7X_foREVer on June 06, 2012, 10:33:17 AM
I'm kinda partial to Gina's suggestion in Reply #10 on the first page . . . :fuelfire: :popcorn: :whistling:

Already gave her that :tongue:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 06, 2012, 12:05:05 PM
Already gave her that :tongue:

You've heard of "regifting," right? :tongue: :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Wineslob on June 06, 2012, 01:35:30 PM
Just give her your sperm.  That's all wimminz want anyways  :whatever:


The problem is what they do with it.    :panic:
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Ballygrl on June 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Are Brides and Grooms supposed to give each other gifts?
Title: Re: Almost here
Post by: Eupher on June 06, 2012, 02:51:31 PM
Are Brides and Grooms supposed to give each other gifts?

No. But it apparently is the habit and practice of A7's future MIL to gently hint at such.

Of course, future MIL's never "gently hint" at anything. It's tantamount to an f'n order.