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Title: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: Tucker on June 05, 2012, 07:13:47 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002764605

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MrScorpio (50,587 posts)

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Yet ANOTHER example of why The Daily ****ing Caller is a ****ing cesspool

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53v44THIv1qcawd5o1_500.png)

Calling a woman a "horse face".

Ha-ha. Very funny, mother****ers.

That site is run by juveniles.

Well she is kinda ugly.

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Confusious (6,617 posts)
3. Where? I see horse race

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Don't see "horse face"

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MrScorpio (50,587 posts)
4. They're using a crude form of psychological projection to get their point across

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They know full well that people will know "face" is the word that they're implying when it comes to SJP's appearance.

 :???: WTF

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WillowTree (1,920 posts)
5. OMG............I actually think you're serious about that.

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MrScorpio (50,587 posts)
7. I'm absolutely serious - The "horse" that they're referring to is SJP herself

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Last edited Tue Jun 5, 2012, 12:38 AM USA/ET - Edit history (2)
http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/04/sarah-jessica-parker-sticks-her-nose-into-2012-campaign/

A "nose" reference, as in"winning by…", perhaps?

Or this quote:

Wealthy actress and socialite Sarah Jessica Parker is the celebrity horse that Barack Obama’s 2012 campaign is betting on to win low-dollar donations, just two days after using Anna Wintour, the English-born editor of the fashion-industry nameplate, Vogue.


And last but not least, the text from the picture up above:

Horsing around with Sarah Jessica Parker
Published: 4:53 AM 05/20/2010


Fresh off her victory in the Preakness last weekend, Sarah Jessica Parker is saddling up for the “Sex and the City 2” premiere next Friday. With an Emmy, a Golden Globe, and a Breeder’s Cup to her mane, she has reached a level of stardom enjoyed by the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore and Mr. Ed.

Some individuals find it is appropriate to make jokes about S.J.P.’s physical appearance. Websites like Sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com vent their jealously by shamelessly comparing her to unattractive actresses. The Daily Caller found these jokes so tasteless that we’ve taken the time to refute these myths. See our slideshow below.


http://dailycaller.com/2010/05/20/horsing-around-with-sarah-jessica-parker-slideshow/


What I find hard to believe is that people here didn't think that I was serious about what I actually accused them of doing.

I refuse to put anything past these mother****ers. They're downright reprehensible… I thought that everyone else knew this as well.

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Confusious (6,617 posts)
6. Um, have you been smoking baths salts or something?

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Last edited Tue Jun 5, 2012, 12:18 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
seriously

I guess she owns a horse and it won a cup or something. So they just tied everything in. Annoying, but hardly...

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MrScorpio (50,587 posts)
11. Here's a pic from that very same slide show"

(http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/Picture-10.jpg)

At least one of their own commenters got their point:

crabman2

It's amazing how much this horse-faced woman resembles the accompanying photos . If she wasn't such a left wing looney , we could discuss her horse sense .


Are you telling me that you're not putting this misogyny past them at all?

That photographer musta been inspired by this one:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/DentalRecords.jpg)

Let me throw this one in for the hell of it:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/c6f392d1.jpg)
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 05, 2012, 09:08:07 AM
He's right.

They should have used that ****, Sarah Palin, instead.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: USA4ME on June 05, 2012, 09:19:06 AM
In Joe Lewis' last fight, Rocky Marciano crushed him into the canvas and out of the ring.  It seems the dainbramage Joe received from that fight went straight to Lamond Woodall.

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Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: JakeStyle on June 05, 2012, 09:37:12 AM
It's a transvestite donkey witch!
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: AprilRazz on June 05, 2012, 11:26:33 AM
So he pulls up an article from two years ago like it is breaking news? :???:
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 05, 2012, 01:05:15 PM
OK, now I get it.

This resurrected outrage wasn't about SJP per se; it was about Anna Wintour.

The connection?

Brobama is having a raffle to raise funds and 1st prize is lunch with SJP and Wintour.

But Wintour is a c-unt and a half. She's EIC of Vogue and the inspiration for the Devil in The Devil Wears Prada. She represents every arrogant, worker-crushing stereotype libs paint about rich people. She serves no real function except to indulge rich people with articles about $300,000 mink coats.

And Obama is using her as a campaign spokesperson in a contest announced the same day we were told "official" UE rates bumped to 8.2%.

So, to deflect from Wintour he had to resurrect a faux outrage about SJP to insulate the event from criticism. Mention Wintour and you'll get a face full of, "so you condone misogynist attacks on women!"

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At a moment when ordinary Americans worried about the impact of a declining economy on their lives, the Obama campaign made Wintour its national spokesperson. Could the raffle not have waited a few days in order to give Obama a chance to focus on a response to the jobs report everyone knew was coming? How could the Obama administration, with its access to economic data, not see the trainwreck that was coming in that June 1 report and fail to warn the campaign to change its plans for the video’s release? How, in fact, could the campaign have scheduled six fundraisers on the same day that the BLS released its jobs report at all?

http://theweek.com/bullpen/column/228795/obamas-awkward-embrace-of-the-devil-who-wears-prada
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: jukin on June 05, 2012, 01:39:53 PM
Hey Sarah, why the long face?
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: Mike220 on June 05, 2012, 01:50:33 PM
Hey Sarah, why the long face?

Think I'll put this right here...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfzXU2n9snI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: Karin on June 05, 2012, 02:26:27 PM
Why in the world is Obama cozying up to Anna Wintour?  She makes $2 mill a year, treats her employees like utter shit, refuses to talk to "little people," and adores fur.  DUmmies, you like her and Obama canoodling? 

This lottery for horseface's dinner...can you imagine how Anna Wintour would treat one of these lowly plebes? 
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: Chris_ on June 05, 2012, 02:27:51 PM
Why in the world is Obama cozying up to Anna Wintour?  She makes $2 mill a year, treats her employees like utter shit, refuses to talk to "little people," and adores fur. 
That question kind of answered itself. :whistling:
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 05, 2012, 02:28:28 PM
That question kind of answered itself. :whistling:

I think you nailed it, Chris.
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: delilahmused on June 05, 2012, 02:46:40 PM
Um, haven't political races been metaphorically referred to as horse races since forever? Interesting that Dorkio's mind immediately goes to her looks. What a jerk!

Cindie
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 05, 2012, 02:48:41 PM
Um, haven't political races been metaphorically referred to as horse races since forever? Interesting that Dorkio's mind immediately goes to her looks. What a jerk!

Cindie

It's inherantly, subtly, racist of him--don't 'cha think?
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: delilahmused on June 05, 2012, 02:59:54 PM
It's inherantly, subtly, racist of him--don't 'cha think?

Sorry, I simply couldn't resist!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tuu5YtkPIo&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: Chris_ on June 05, 2012, 03:11:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5WV-cELBB4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Mr Dorkio doesn't know a face is a horse's ass
Post by: thundley4 on June 05, 2012, 03:41:09 PM
SJP has been called horseface for many years. It's not a neighborly thing to do.
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Post by: obumazombie on June 05, 2012, 03:44:31 PM
SJP has been called horseface for many years. It's not a neighborly thing to do.
You better rein in that kind of talk.