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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: beefeater on June 04, 2012, 02:02:16 PM

Title: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: beefeater on June 04, 2012, 02:02:16 PM
Want to give a warm welcome to new DU members? Use these tools to find them.

Well now, isn't that transparent as all get out (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10131538)

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Mon Jun 4, 2012, 11:51 AM

 Skinner (55,716 posts) 

Want to give a warm welcome to new DU members? Use these tools to find them.

 In our efforts to make DU a more welcoming place for everyone, we have programmed some new functions to help you find new members so you can welcome them to DU.
 
Five first posts are listed on the Latest Page
On the Latest Threads page, there is now a small section at the top of the right column listing five new members who have just posted for the first time. If you click on a username, it will take you directly to that person's first post, so you can respond and welcome them to Democratic Underground. If you click the "More" link, you will be taken to the "First Posts" page.
 
The "First Posts" page: 50 DUers who have posted for the first time
If you click the "More" link at the top right column of the Latest Page, you will be take to the "First Posts" page which lists 50 new DUers who have posted for the first time. The page shows their usernames, along with title of each person's first post, and the number of replies that first post has received. It's a simple way to find new members and welcome them person to DU!
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=firstposts

Post counts appear on everyone's posts
Now, whenever anyone posts on DU, their post count is displayed directly on their post. If you are reading DU and you happen to come across someone who is new, be sure to welcome that person to our community.
 
The Welcome & Help forum
When new members reach 10 posts, they gain the ability to start new threads. We encourage all DU members -- new and old -- to come introduce yourselves in our new "Welcome & Help" forum. And check that forum regularly see who has posted. Make sure to post a reply whenever you see a new member in there.
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1256

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Title: Re: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: Freeper on June 04, 2012, 02:11:49 PM
Hell used to be they kept the ten post rule a secret.
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: Karin on June 04, 2012, 02:52:24 PM
I enjoyed your accompanying artwork, beefeater.

They're so paranoid that anybody new gets an intimidating "Enjoy your stay.  Your concern is duly noted."  Followed by an alert for "acting suspiciously like a RW troll."   
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: obumazombie on June 04, 2012, 03:23:10 PM
Was that DS in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" ?
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: Delmar on June 04, 2012, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on June 04, 2012, 03:23:10 PM
Was that DS in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" ?

No, that was his pod double.
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 04, 2012, 04:30:29 PM
Picture of your typical DUmmie upper crust, elitist.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwMjA5ODc4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDEwOTg2._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 04, 2012, 04:35:13 PM
I went through and looked at a couple of the links they posted to "New" members and go sql errors. I was hoping the system was crashing, we couldn't be so lucky.

Skinner is a faggot.



Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 04, 2012, 04:30:29 PM
Picture of your typical DUmmie upper crust, elitist.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwMjA5ODc4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDEwOTg2._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

There is an error at the link: "Referral denied".
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 04, 2012, 04:47:29 PM
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 04, 2012, 04:35:13 PM
I went through and looked at a couple of the links they posted to "New" members and go sql errors. I was hoping the system was crashing, we couldn't be so lucky.

Skinner is a faggot.



There is an error at the link: "Referral denied".

Try this link and enlarge the thumbnail

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwMjA5ODc4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDEwOTg2._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/&usg=__EJhjF6I5dLOmJVEJx6su0xjOR9g=&h=314&w=214&sz=15&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&tbnid=kU88VgRT5NNMmM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=80&ei=6SzNT4rGDejx6AH3961H&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmarty%2Bfeldman%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1

If that doesn't work....it's a picture of Marty Feldman
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: Skul on June 04, 2012, 05:04:06 PM
Somebody upgraded the ParGen with new hardware.
I haven't seen it work this good in months.
If the PG tech would please step forward, I'd like to present a H5.
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2012, 07:26:27 PM
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 05:04:06 PM
Somebody upgraded the ParGen with new hardware.
I haven't seen it work this good in months.
If the PG tech would please step forward, I'd like to present a H5.

You didn't see the update message come through?  I wrote the message. :tongue: O-) :-)
Title: Re: Der Skimmer introduces new mole hunting tool
Post by: Skul on June 04, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2012, 07:26:27 PM
You didn't see the update message come through?  I wrote the message. :tongue: O-) :-)
I must have missed during Operation Omaha Steve.
Tied up at that moment in time.
Best regards to the technician.