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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: formerlurker on June 03, 2012, 06:39:05 AM
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Star Member WillParkinson (15,224 posts)
I have (in my eyes) the world's greatest husband...
Paul skimped and saved and surprised me today with a digital copy of Guild Wars 2.
For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. He thought this might pick me up. He shouldn't have (and I told him thus) but he loves me (and I don't know what I've done to deserve him).
There should be an award for that kind of love.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/113715135
Please do us all a favor and NEVER discuss the reasons why you spend a lot of time at home. Mmmkay sport?
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When I saw the title I wondered to myself which of the male DU fruit wranglers it would be that posted it because if a straight DUmp female posted such a thing she would lose her feminazi membership. Then my second thought was that thinking such things was stereotypical and that I shouldn't do it.
Oh well, so much for second thoughts.
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Probably at home because of a "virus".
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WillParkinson
I have (in my eyes) the world's greatest husband...
Oh look, the primitive misspelled "ass".
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Oh look, the primitive misspelled "ass".
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OH, OH, we all know what guilt gifts are.
Right out of the blue for no reason husband sends flowers or comes home with an expensive piece of jewelery that he says reminded him of YOU. Husband surprises you with a cruise and once aboard he disappears for hours at a time. Buys you a nice car but keeps it in his name.
One day he introduces you to his buddy with a knock out wife, you find the couple spend all weekend at your home and you find you spend most of the time with HIS buddy as your husband and his wife are off together to play golf.
I have no problem with gilt gifts, keep the stuff coming, as long as the Hubby hires a buff pool boy, shows up at PTA meetings and dropped everything to take me to a parents hospital bed.
For better or worse is a vow, but this does not mean you have to get the worse, hang in there and get the better.-----The equalizer among the sexes, the male compelled to give guilt gifts.
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Oh look, the primitive misspelled "ass".
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:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
H5!