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Title: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Revolution on June 02, 2012, 08:57:22 AM
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PeaceNikki (17,421 posts)

Bill Clinton touched me today.

Last edited Fri Jun 1, 2012, 09:56 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

 His left hand hugged my right hand just after I took this. It was cool. The end.
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002753630

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYT7y6lFJtw[/youtube]

:puke:

Let the games begin, CC.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 02, 2012, 09:03:12 AM
Gasoline, steel wool and a good wire bush Will get it off of you...be sure to follow up with a course of antibiotics.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 09:09:19 AM
I bet her panties were dripping wet with excitement. She also probably wished she was Monica Lewinsky at that moment.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 02, 2012, 09:13:33 AM
I bet her panties were dripping wet with excitement. She also probably wished she was Monica Lewinsky at that moment.

Boy! What strange new fast acting STD is Clinton giving these days.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 09:16:41 AM
Boy! What strange new fast acting STD is Clinton giving these days.

I can only imagine what STD's he has had. Then looking at his wife. I would cheat on her also. She be quite ugly.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 02, 2012, 09:19:16 AM
I can only imagine what STD's he has had. Then looking at his wife. I would cheat on her also. She be quite ugly.

Yeah, Hillary is almost enough to turn a fellow queer.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Revolution on June 02, 2012, 09:19:44 AM
I bet her panties were dripping wet with excitement. She also probably wished she was Monica Lewinsky at that moment.

BSed for that.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 09:21:44 AM
Yeah, Hillary is almost enough to turn a fellow queer.

Isn't that the truth.


BSed for that.

Woot! Thanks you  :-)
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 10:23:03 AM
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PeaceNikki (17,421 posts)

Bill Clinton touched me today.
Where??  :naughty:  *coughcough*
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 02, 2012, 10:57:33 AM
Where??  :naughty:  *coughcough*

No. He told the guy he touched to cough....the woman he told, "Hold my cigar".
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Ballygrl on June 02, 2012, 11:30:30 AM
Now now conservatives, let's be nice to Bill, he pretty much endorsed Romney by taking away Obama and the lefts election strategy by attacking Bain Capital instead of defending their record on the economy. :-)
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 11:33:43 AM
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PeaceNikki (17,421 posts)

Bill Clinton touched me today.

Last edited Fri Jun 1, 2012, 09:56 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

His left hand hugged my right hand just after I took this. It was cool. The end.
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002753630
Maybe CalPig could write a poem about this.  :-) :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: BattleHymn on June 02, 2012, 11:42:58 AM
Obligatory message to get the picture in my signature in this thread.  

That is all.

Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 02, 2012, 12:01:06 PM
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PeaceNikki (17,421 posts)

Bill Clinton touched me today.

His left hand hugged my right hand
I would worry about where that hand had been.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Ballygrl on June 02, 2012, 12:02:08 PM
How do hands hug?
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: obumazombie on June 02, 2012, 12:05:43 PM
How do hands hug?
The right hand gets a kung fu grip on your wallet, the left hand is the sleight of hand. No telling where the left hand will go, but it will leave no evidence.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: ChuckJ on June 02, 2012, 12:13:13 PM
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alphafemale (12,243 posts)
47. Most candidates for presidential office DO have hands as soft as a baby's butt

It is kind of creepy to feel.

Two exceptions? Jimmy Carter and Al Gore.

Those men have held a hoe. Or a shovel. Or a hammer in their life.

And Clinton hasn't held a hoe? While I admit he may have forced himself on a lot of innocent women, I'm sure he's experienced holding a hoe or two.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 12:16:02 PM
(http://abcnews.go.com/images/Politics/ht_bill_clinton_porn_stars_lpl_120524_wblog.jpg)

These are the women Slick Willy would be more interested in. The redhead on the right's name is Brooklyn Lee. She is pretty hot.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: obumazombie on June 02, 2012, 12:17:17 PM
And Clinton hasn't held a hoe? While I admit he may have forced himself on a lot of innocent women, I'm sure he's experienced holding a hoe or two.
As long as it wasn't camel hoe.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: BattleHymn on June 02, 2012, 12:21:20 PM
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/man.jpg)

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt230/degaston/thats-a-man-baby-austin-powers.jpg)
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 12:22:57 PM
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/man.jpg)

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt230/degaston/thats-a-man-baby-austin-powers.jpg)

lol. I was thinking the same thing. Hi5
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Tucker on June 02, 2012, 12:50:42 PM
PeaceNikki will never take a bath again.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 12:59:58 PM
PeaceNikki will never take a bath again.
What do you mean.. again? :???:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Tucker on June 02, 2012, 02:45:52 PM
(http://abcnews.go.com/images/Politics/ht_bill_clinton_porn_stars_lpl_120524_wblog.jpg)

These are the women Slick Willy would be more interested in. The redhead on the right's name is Brooklyn Lee. She is pretty hot.

Ole BJ Billy looks like a cardboard cutout.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Revolution on June 02, 2012, 07:10:18 PM
 :lmao: Holy shit, he does!!

I'm partial to the chick just to the left of Billy boy. She's nice. :naughty:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 02, 2012, 07:16:40 PM
I'm kinda surprised that the OP, or Obumazombie, didn't post this . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuYFZXw4c6M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Revolution on June 02, 2012, 07:18:43 PM
I try to block Streisand out of my mind, actually, but had I remembered, I would have.

I thought my vid was funnier anyway.  :-)
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: 67 Rover on June 02, 2012, 07:20:39 PM
Ole BJ Billy looks like a cardboard cutout.

WOW he is really putting that refurbished ticker to the test!
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 02, 2012, 07:57:12 PM
:lmao: Holy shit, he does!!

I'm partial to the chick just to the left of Billy boy. She's nice. :naughty:

According to the article I got the pic from, her name is Tasha Reign. She isn't that bad looking.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 08:01:07 PM
According to the article I got the pic from, her name is Tasha Reign. She isn't that bad looking.
Throw a bit in her mouth and hang on.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Chris_ on June 02, 2012, 08:01:54 PM
Yeah, she looks like a ho.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 08:06:30 PM
Yeah, she looks like a ho.
Rachel Madcow?
No wonder she lives on minimum wage.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: thundley4 on June 02, 2012, 08:15:42 PM
Gasoline, steel wool and a good wire bush Will get it off of you...be sure to follow up with a course of antibiotics book of matches.

FIFY
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: obumazombie on June 02, 2012, 08:37:01 PM
Throw a bit in her mouth and hang on.  :popcorn:
If you could only harness some of that energy.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 09:00:29 PM
If you could only harness some of that energy.
Unfortunately, sir, you'd probably have to whip the crap out of it to get to wiggle. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 02, 2012, 09:25:37 PM
Whatever you do, don't Google Brooklyn Lee or Tasha Reign.

Willy's friends are definitely NSFW.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 09:32:06 PM
Whatever you do, don't Google Brooklyn Lee or Tasha Reign.

Willy's friends are definitely NSFW.
Thundley will. Pitch a scent-bag out there, and he's allll over it.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 02, 2012, 09:37:30 PM
Well, I did, so you wouldn't have to.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2012, 09:41:42 PM
Well, I did, so you wouldn't have to.
Pitch the damn thing right in front of his nose.
He'll find it.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: obumazombie on June 03, 2012, 12:26:54 AM
Unfortunately, sir, you'd probably have to whip the crap out of it to get to wiggle. :fuelfire:
If I were to tie these two replies together, in another reply, I would have a hitching post.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: BattleHymn on June 03, 2012, 01:01:45 AM
Pitch the damn thing right in front of his nose.
He'll find it.

Once, I made the mistake of not listening to GOBUCKS when he said not to Google something.  I think the word was 'pejazzled'.  

I listen to him now.  When GOBUCKS says not to Google something, he really is performing a public service.  
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Skul on June 03, 2012, 01:03:30 AM
If I were to tie these two replies together, in another reply, I would have a hitching post.
I...hmmm. well.. hmm. never mind. GOBUCKS has a dirty mnd. Trust me.
Can't trust that stinkbug. Nope.

Very true, BH, never trust that nut.
Did it once, and I'm still butt-hurt.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Revolution on June 03, 2012, 06:30:06 AM
Once, I made the mistake of not listening to GOBUCKS when he said not to Google something.  I think the word was 'pejazzled'.  

I listen to him now.  When GOBUCKS says not to Google something, he really is performing a public service.  

How different is that from "vajazzling?" Because they've done vajazzling on Bob&Tom, and it doesn't seem that bad.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 03, 2012, 11:23:22 AM
Whatever you do, don't Google Brooklyn Lee or Tasha Reign.

Willy's friends are definitely NSFW.

Yes, I made the mistake also. The reports say they are porn stars, so that should be a give away. Then, I didn't listen it either, so I am also to blame.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Ballygrl on June 03, 2012, 11:51:41 AM
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PeaceNikki (17,438 posts)
16. yes, park was full. I have no crowd number estimate.

FOX will say there were 7 people.

Speakers were: Mike Tate, Mahlon Mitchell, John Erpenbach, Lena Taylor, Barrett, Clinton, and a local lady getting screwed by Walker losing BadgerCare.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/fewer-1000-people-show-bill-clinton-tom-barrett-rally-milwaukee_646392.html

Fewer Than 1,000 People Show Up for Bill Clinton-Tom Barrett Rally in Milwaukee

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Just four days out from the Wisconsin's historic gubernatorial recall election, former president Bill Clinton and Milwaukee mayor Tom Barrett could only draw a small crowd to a rally Friday on Barrett's home turf.

As the Associated Press notes, the crowd numbered only in the "hundreds," a sign of the enthusiasm gap between Democrats and Republicans that has appeared in some polls. Overcast weather and the short notice of the event (it was announced just yesterday) may have depressed turnout. But a sitting mayor of a Democratic city and a popular former Democratic president still should have been able to draw more than hundreds of people on Friday if Barrett supporters were fired up and ready to go. Congressman Paul Ryan has been known to draw hundreds of people to some of his townhall meetings in the Milwaukee exurbs.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Tucker on June 03, 2012, 12:37:42 PM
Yes, I made the mistake also. The reports say they are porn stars, so that should be a give away. Then, I didn't listen it either, so I am also to blame.  :thatsright:

I didn't google them. I took GOBUCKS at his word. :tongue:
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: Kyle Ricky on June 03, 2012, 12:42:37 PM
I didn't google them. I took GOBUCKS at his word. :tongue:

This was before I saw GOBCUCKS warning.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2012, 12:49:42 PM
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As the Associated Press notes, the crowd numbered only in the "hundreds," a sign of the enthusiasm gap between Democrats and Republicans that has appeared in some polls.


They would have drawn a better crowd if Willie had brought along Brooklyn and Tasha.
Title: Re: Slick Willy Touched Me Today
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 03, 2012, 01:13:14 PM
Yes, I made the mistake also. The reports say they are porn stars, so that should be a give away.

Hell--that wouuld be the reason for me to run a search on them! :tongue: :whistling: O-)