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Title: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 31, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
This time, in Maryland . . .

(http://cbsbaltimore.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/joppa-body-found.jpg?w=300)


Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts

May 31, 2012 2:08 PM

JOPPATOWNE, Md. (WJZ/BALTIMORE SUN/AP) — A Morgan State University student who lived in the same home as a missing Joppatowne man now feared dead was charged with first-degree murder after parts of a human body were found inside the house and in a nearby dumpster. Now the suspect has admitted to eating portions of the man’s body parts, including his heart and brain.
 
Alexander Kinyua, 21, is being held on no bail.
 
Mike Hellgren has the latest details.

Police served a search warrant Wednesday morning at the home of that missing man and made a gruesome find. Parts of a human body were found at the home along Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne.
 
Police say the brother of the suspect went down to the laundry room of the house and saw a blanket on a box.  He pulled off the blanket and saw two metal tins.  Police say he opened them and saw a head and two hands.



Stuff like this drives up the sales of Hornady's Zombie Max ammo . . .

The rest of the gruesome initial story is here:  http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/man-denied-bail-after-dismembered-body-parts-found-in-home/

ETA:  Again, the link won't work because I added the pic after I posted the initial story.  Sorry 'bout that.  It will work if you cut and paste the link into the browser.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: obumazombie on May 31, 2012, 01:45:47 PM
In the Jeffrey Dahmer mold.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: EdwardSpacer on May 31, 2012, 02:32:46 PM
Nuthin sayz lovin'
like a human in the oven. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: diesel driver on May 31, 2012, 03:33:55 PM
Three words:

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 31, 2012, 04:09:27 PM
Getting to the Zombie Max ammo . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWb-5nblx4&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 31, 2012, 04:10:46 PM
In the Jeffrey Dahmer mold.

What I was thinking of. Hi5

I am wondering if he had sex with him after he killed him? That is classic Jeffrey Dahmer.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: Danglars on May 31, 2012, 04:35:00 PM
Earlier cannibal...good preparation, this guy:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,511775,00.html


Gettin' kind of hungry...first pastrami in another thread, now this...

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Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal serving a life sentence for killing and eating a man who begged to be devoured, has described how the meat tasted of pork and how he prepared an elaborate meal of human steak in a green pepper sauce with croquettes and Brussels sprouts.

LOVE Brussels sprouts....


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"I sauteed the steak of Bernd [the name of the guy he ate], with salt, pepper, garlic and nutmeg. I had it with Princess croquettes, Brussels sprouts and a green pepper sauce," said Meiwes. He said the meat was a little tough. He froze meal-sized portions of Brandes, some in the form of minced meat, and ate more than 20 kilograms of it in the months following the March 2001 killing.


Could do without the nutmeg.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: vesta111 on May 31, 2012, 05:10:56 PM
Earlier cannibal...good preparation, this guy:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,511775,00.html


Gettin' kind of hungry...first pastrami in another thread, now this...

LOVE Brussels sprouts....



Could do without the nutmeg.


The Brothers Grim were of German stock and wrote  " Children's " story's that was reflective of their day and age in Europe. The very first published in English were a nightmare of deluded, horrible humans and were perhaps a warning to kids to trust no one, not even family.   If you can find one published before 1950 you will get nightmares.   Today's versions  have been sanitized.

So today in one week we have two cases about cannibals not counting the Canadian dude that is being looked for at this time.      Why, is this the result of Bath Salts, or some new fad in the Gay comunity that are running out of perversions to experience ?? 
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 31, 2012, 07:51:26 PM
He ate his liver with some fava beans.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 31, 2012, 08:31:39 PM
How long until this mental illness is just another "lifestyle choice?"
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: obumazombie on May 31, 2012, 09:11:33 PM
Earlier cannibal...good preparation, this guy:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,511775,00.html


Gettin' kind of hungry...first pastrami in another thread, now this...

LOVE Brussels sprouts....



Never been there, but I hear their sprouts are good.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: Bad Dog on May 31, 2012, 09:17:08 PM
Earlier cannibal...good preparation, this guy:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,511775,00.html


Gettin' kind of hungry...first pastrami in another thread, now this...

LOVE Brussels sprouts....



Could do without the nutmeg.


Wonder how long before this recipe shows up in the Cherokee Cookbook.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 01, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Vesta, the Grimms wrote from peasant folklore that originated in a time when starvation, last-resort cannibalism, the poor abandoning children in the woods, and strangers generally being murderous bandits were the order of the day.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: remington762700 on June 02, 2012, 11:45:01 PM
How long until this mental illness is just another "lifestyle choice?"

Exactly. (And lets not forget; The taxpayer will have to absorb the opening of yet another government agency to nanny to those people)

If human flesh tastes like pork does that mean there's a "new" white meat?
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: obumazombie on June 03, 2012, 12:01:10 AM
Exactly. (And lets not forget; The taxpayer will have to absorb the opening of yet another government agency to nanny to those people)

If human flesh tastes like pork does that mean there's a "new" white meat?
Pork is the "other" white meat. It's not that new.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: Danglars on June 03, 2012, 10:31:34 AM
The really hideous part about this particular cannibalism is that the guy was eating the other guy alive.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: remington762700 on June 03, 2012, 10:48:09 PM
Pork is the "other" white meat. It's not that new.

I guess I meant "chicken, pork and now human flesh" (the latter being the "new" white meat)
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: vesta111 on June 04, 2012, 04:50:43 AM
Vesta, the Grimms wrote from peasant folklore that originated in a time when starvation, last-resort cannibalism, the poor abandoning children in the woods, and strangers generally being murderous bandits were the order of the day.


True and by the looks of it we are well on our way to bringing those times back, if in fact they ever really went away.   

However there is a disturbing thread that runs through the fairy tails, most to the victims are children that come from well to do family's until the Stepmother comes on the scene with her children.   

It's almost like a satire on the politics of the day.   The Father being the king, the Children the people, the Stepmother the greedy interloper.      The Brits can no doubt relate from their own history of the struggles for the Crown and the child heirs getting the bums rush.

I have often wondered if the Grimm's wrote their storeys for Children at all.   Knowing that few adults would or could read the story's, they set it up so the adults, those of privilege would read the story's to their children there by being exposed to the material themselves.

This kept their heads  intact as few would  read their story's  as adults or think a Children's Book to be subverts to the Crown.   

 -----  Seems that if one just checks out the children's books at the library and B&N today one can see this kind of subliminal direction to the children that can read at 5-6 years of age is still going on.   When a child can read themselves the parents do not read to them and have no idea what is being placed in their heads.

Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 04, 2012, 06:23:35 AM
Obama says white human meat taste like dog to him....stringy....real stringy.
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: obumazombie on June 04, 2012, 11:48:22 AM
Obama says white human meat taste like dog to him....stringy....real stringy.
Does half white make it half stringy ?
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 07, 2012, 08:14:17 PM
Stuff like this drives up the sales of Hornady's Zombie Max ammo . . .

Right on cue!

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Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bQWb-5nblx4[/youtube]

DETROIT (WWJ) – Worried about a zombie attack? Buy zombie bullets.
 
Talk about zombies and a possible zombie apocalypse has increased due to recent gory accounts of drug-induced, flesh-eating attacks in the news.

Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing.
 
In promoting the product on their website, Hornady suggests, “Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition from Hornady! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!”
 
So, will this ammunition actually defend against the things that go bump in the night?

Here's the rest of the piece:  http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/06/07/zombie-bullets-in-high-demand-following-flesh-eating-attacks/
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: Revolution on June 07, 2012, 08:21:22 PM
In the Jeffrey Dahmer mold.

Not quite. There's nothing that says he dismembered penises/nut sacks, and preserved them so that later he could use them as lollipops as he saw fit.

:puke:
Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2012, 12:01:48 PM
Getting to my post of two posts ago . . .

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My Guns and Loads to Dispatch Zombies Baking on Bath Salts

(http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/ColPics/Giles.jpg)  Doug Giles

I love Miami. Many of my conservative buddies can’t figure out why I moved here or why I stay. I remind them quite often that Miami does have its perks:
 
- The weather during the late fall through early spring is dreamy.
 
- It’s green and gorgeous all year round as opposed to your brown town.
 
- Lincoln Road and Ocean Drive are two of the best zoos in the world. You’ll see more freaky critters on those two avenues than you will at the most exotic zoo in Dubai.
 
- The Atlantic Ocean down here is stunning, and we have first-class beaches.

The rest, including the things mentioned in the title, are here:  http://townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/2012/06/10/my_guns_and_loads_to_dispatch_zombies_baking_on_bath_salts

Title: Re: Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts
Post by: QuietEvening on June 12, 2012, 05:10:30 PM
We haven't had any zombie cannibalism here yet, but my BIL is a county sheriff and has come across this bath salt thing.  The way he describes it is like the old PCP stories from the 80s where it took 3 shots and 6 grown men to hold one of these tweakers down. 

I have yet to hear what the attraction is (or what is is comparable to) that is driving people to seek it out.  Possibly a good thing, tho.  Rather have kids hearing the bad stuff than someone telling them that this is rare and the rest of the time its like being on ecstacy or something.