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Title: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 30, 2012, 04:35:13 PM
Semi-literate nadin spins another tale, the point of which is.....

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Wed May 30, 2012, 02:15 PM
nadinbrzezinski (104,870 posts) 

Ah there are times that writing is fun
So working on some fiction, and one of the societies I have them meet, the heroes that is, has everything, and I mean EVERYTHING privatized.

So I managed to shock one of the characters, but think about it, since this is your pull yourself by bootstraps, be responsible crap.

"What if you need an ambulance but there is no record of you having paid insurance?"

"You die."

Well, we are not that far from that for some folks in our country. They are still a very loud, and scarily well organized minority, but this is the kind of world they'd love. A place where road work, military operations, even rescue, are privatized to the point that you do not have the funds, you die. It is a cold place, but hey... sadly not that much of an exaggeration.

I went so far as to bring sixteen century private armies back, the Condotieri. We meet in the field, compare Tables of Organization, and decide who would win without firing a shot... I mean high intensity warfare, somebody might lose equipment (lives who cares), and that gets expensive. This is why Blackwater is in the business, we are not fighting high intensity wars.

But exploring the concept of a full libertarian paradise with a weak central government can be fun... as fiction
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002744973
Man, I can't wait til she's finished with this story! It sounds exciting!

I wonder if she'll publish it for Kindle?

By the way, whatever happened to her Kindle bestseller about the occupoopers?
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: USA4ME on May 30, 2012, 05:04:50 PM
Maybe she'll make enough $ off the sale of it to buy shampoo, soap, and a comb.

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Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 30, 2012, 05:12:34 PM
So working on some fiction, as per usual. I can't tell wheather it's fiction or friction....sure rubs my nerves raw.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: BEG on May 30, 2012, 05:21:58 PM
I though I would want to read this but I couldn't. I am over Nadin.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: ChuckJ on May 30, 2012, 05:23:09 PM
I though I would want to read this but I couldn't. I am over Nadin.

I agree. She's pretty much jumped the shark.

Of course it could  that we're both bullies.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 30, 2012, 05:38:47 PM
Hmmm, Ever since she did the Ron Paul story....she keeps coming back to him.
I think Nadin's in love.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 30, 2012, 05:58:20 PM
I think I have broken the "Nadin Code"...read what she writes from right to left and from the bottom up....it makes more sense that way.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Freeper on May 30, 2012, 06:04:15 PM
Why is it in every futuristic tale of horror the government has granted itself powers over the individual until the individual gets fed up and fights back?
Why is it you never see a futuristic tale of horror with a limited government and individuals in control of their own lives?

The reason is, the second scenario is not horrifying, the first one is very much so. Unless you are a DUmmy then the prospect of having freedom and having to work for things is more terrifying than any Stephen King story.

Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 30, 2012, 06:07:48 PM
Maybe she'll make enough $ off the sale of it to buy shampoo, soap, and a comb.

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Maybe she will make enough to take an english class.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Freeper on May 30, 2012, 06:08:28 PM
Maybe she will make enough to take an english class.

Rosetta Stone.  :-)
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: jukin on May 30, 2012, 06:16:31 PM
Maybe she'll make enough $ off the sale of it to buy shampoo, soap, and a comb.

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IT might but it won't.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: dane on May 30, 2012, 06:41:22 PM
And there are these responses, with Nads' answer:
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2. Grammatically speaking ...

your writing fails. 
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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #2)
Wed May 30, 2012, 03:37 PM
 tkmorris (8,705 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. I think perhaps she writes in Spanish

I believe that is her native tongue.
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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #2)
Wed May 30, 2012, 03:38 PM
 nadinbrzezinski (104,879 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. Thanks teach, I just luuuvvveee personal attacks

But won't bother alerting you. I prefer the bully behavior on the board. 
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: formerlurker on May 30, 2012, 07:02:13 PM
 
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nadinbrzezinski
20. Are you a student of Ayn Rand?

And no, the private sector would not have produced the damn. Next time you go to Vegas take a good look...city would not be there.

Oh Boo - you have a fan you lucky bastard!

Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: formerlurker on May 30, 2012, 07:04:31 PM
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16. The last three chapters of volume two deal with this

A major subplot.

Volume two??   
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Tucker on May 30, 2012, 07:08:46 PM
Anyone translated it into a recognized language yet?
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 30, 2012, 07:14:17 PM
Anyone translated it into a recognized language yet?

Try Klingon.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Tucker on May 30, 2012, 07:20:49 PM
Try Klingon.

That's the problem.

Half of the moonbats on DU go to those Sci-fi shin-digs, dressed up in character, and understand the alien language.

I don't.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 30, 2012, 07:31:07 PM
That's the problem.

Half of the moonbats on DU go to those Sci-fi shin-digs, dressed up in character, and understand the alien language.

I don't.

Try Wookie.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Freeper on May 30, 2012, 07:32:23 PM
Anyone translated it into a recognized language yet?

She wants to write a science fiction story about where evil teabaggers get their way and government isn't everyone's caretaker.  :-)
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Tucker on May 30, 2012, 07:42:47 PM
Try Wookie.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/17872cf7.jpg)
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: AprilRazz on May 31, 2012, 06:13:02 AM
Anyone translated it into a recognized language yet?
We tried running it through the VRWC translator but it kept tripping breakers and smoking. We thought we got it running again but when we tried running her post through again it was the first time I ever saw a computer cry.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 31, 2012, 06:55:46 AM
We tried running it through the VRWC translator but it kept tripping breakers and smoking. We thought we got it running again but when we tried running her post through again it was the first time I ever saw a computer cry.

Did you use the newest Cray that we have access to? :???: :tongue:
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Karin on May 31, 2012, 07:47:42 AM
Why is it in every futuristic tale of horror the government has granted itself powers over the individual until the individual gets fed up and fights back?
Why is it you never see a futuristic tale of horror with a limited government and individuals in control of their own lives?

The reason is, the second scenario is not horrifying, the first one is very much so. Unless you are a DUmmy then the prospect of having freedom and having to work for things is more terrifying than any Stephen King story.



Freeper, I thought this response was so good, I just wanted to highlight it.   :-) 

Triumph-of-the-individual stories are satisfying to the human soul.  Triumph-of-the-government stories don't sell books and theater tickets, Nadin. 

And why are you calling "bootstraps and personal responsibility" "crap?" 
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: NHSparky on May 31, 2012, 08:08:13 AM
I wonder if nads realizes that many of the works projects in the 1930's like Hoover Dam were more vote-buying schemes than any altruistic movements.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: miskie on May 31, 2012, 08:32:19 AM
Anyone translated it into a recognized language yet?

I used Google to translate it into Spanish, then back into English - Oddly enough, doing so might have helped.

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Oh, there are times when writing is fun
So working on a fiction, and one of the companies have to meet them, the heroes is, it has everything and I mean everything privatized.

So I managed to hit one of the characters, but think about it, since this is your jump off-handedly, it sucks responsible.

"What if you need an ambulance, but no record of having paid the insurance?"

"You die."

Well, we are not far from that for some people in our country. They are still very strong, and frighteningly well-organized minorities, but this is the kind of world would love. A place where road work, military operations, including rescue, privatized to the point that you do not have the funds, it dies. It is a cold place, but ... unfortunately not much of an exaggeration.

I went so far that the armies of the sixteenth century private back, the Condotieri. We are in the field, compare the pictures of the Organization, and decide who would win without firing a shot ... I mean the high-intensity war, someone may lose the team (who cares life), and that is expensive. This is why Blackwater is in the business, we are not fighting the wars of high intensity.

But exploring the concept of a libertarian paradise complete with a weak central government can be fun ... as fiction
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Chris_ on May 31, 2012, 08:44:21 AM
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Well, we are not far from that for some people in our country. They are still very strong, and frighteningly well-organized minorities, but this is the kind of world would love. A place where road work, military operations, including rescue, privatized to the point that you do not have the funds, it dies. It is a cold place, but ... unfortunately not much of an exaggeration.
Again, nads and her DUmmy buddies demonstrate they have absolutely no idea what conservatism is.

I guess we don't call them DUmmies for nothing.  What an abysmally stupid person.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Karin on May 31, 2012, 08:45:23 AM
Deathbed watch:

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Angelshare1 (18 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

13. Hoover Dam

I disagree. I think corporations could come together to make it happen and then recoup costs and profit by charging use fees for the water.

!    Angelshare continues:

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If the free market fails to produce something like the Hoover Dam, then it wasn't meant to be and the projects costs were more than the benefits.


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Wed May 30, 2012, 09:34 PM
 zappaman (4,853 posts)

25. 2 volumes?!

Please keep us updated!
I can't wait to try and read it!
:lmao:
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: AprilRazz on May 31, 2012, 09:01:16 AM
Did you use the newest Cray that we have access to? :???: :tongue:
It committed suicide when I even mentioned nads around it. The new one is on backorder but I am thinking about going old school and using an enigma decoder.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Skul on May 31, 2012, 09:13:52 AM
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So I managed to hit one of the characters, but think about it, since this is your jump off-handedly, it sucks responsible.
I got that far and started to cry.  :bawl:
Nads rocks!  :rocker:
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Kimberly on May 31, 2012, 01:19:12 PM
But reading it is torture (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002744973#post31)

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 Ah there are times that writing is fun
So working on some fiction, and one of the societies I have them meet, the heroes that is, has everything, and I mean EVERYTHING privatized.

So I managed to shock one of the characters, but think about it, since this is your pull yourself by bootstraps, be responsible crap.

"What if you need an ambulance but there is no record of you having paid insurance?"

"You die."

Well, we are not that far from that for some folks in our country. They are still a very loud, and scarily well organized minority, but this is the kind of world they'd love. A place where road work, military operations, even rescue, are privatized to the point that you do not have the funds, you die. It is a cold place, but hey... sadly not that much of an exaggeration.

I went so far as to bring sixteen century private armies back, the Condotieri. We meet in the field, compare Tables of Organization, and decide who would win without firing a shot... I mean high intensity warfare, somebody might lose equipment (lives who cares), and that gets expensive. This is why Blackwater is in the business, we are not fighting high intensity wars.

But exploring the concept of a full libertarian paradise with a weak central government can be fun... as fiction.


 :mental:
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: obumazombie on May 31, 2012, 01:21:23 PM
Does vesta have a mole ?
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Airwolf on May 31, 2012, 01:34:06 PM
That's the problem.

Half of the moonbats on DU go to those Sci-fi shin-digs, dressed up in character, and understand the alien language.

I don't.

Klingon is easy. It's Gorn that's a mofo to read.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Paul Heinzman on May 31, 2012, 08:15:43 PM
Volume two??   

Somewhere, an editor is weeping.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: Skul on May 31, 2012, 08:19:27 PM
Somewhere, an editor is weeping.
Thank God, I'm a bogger eatin' mechanic.
Title: Re: Nutcase nadin Presents Another Translation Challenge
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 31, 2012, 08:24:18 PM
Somewhere, an editor is weeping.

Speaking of an editor, the nutcase hasn't mentioned "my editor" in a while.

I wonder if moonbat Miriam shitcanned nadin from her unpaid reporterette gig.